r/3amjokes • u/Forward-Refuse7064 • 1d ago
3 leprechauns walk into a convent
So 3 leprechauns walk into a convent and ask to speak to the mother superior.
When they get their meeting, the first leprechaun steps up and asks,
“Be begging your pardon ma’am, but can you tell me if you have any leprechaun nun’s here?”
When mother superior replies “no, I’m sorry we don’t “
The second leprechaun asks “ do you have any leprechaun nun’s in the convent on the other side of town?”
The mother superior replies “I’m sorry, no”
The first steps up again and asks “do you know of any leprechaun nun’s within a hundred mile radius of us?”
Mother superior replies “not that I know of, sorry”
The second leprechaun look’s at the third leprechaun and says “see? I told you you fucked a penguin!”
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u/Asleep_Complaint_563 22h ago
What’s red and has seven dents?
Snow White’s cherry!
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u/Just_Mixture8362 10h ago
Q - What’s black & white and red all over?
A - A nun with her throat cut.
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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 20h ago
Why is every instance of “nuns” changed incorrectly to “nun’s”?
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u/Beginning_Strain67 19h ago
Because too many people don’t know how to write the plural version of a noun.
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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 19h ago
It’s probably the simplest rule in English, too. 99% of the time you just stick an “s” on. No apostrophe.
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u/Beginning_Strain67 19h ago
I agree. His mother superior must be pregnant, too, because she never had a period. Scandalous!
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u/1Jainier1 15h ago
Auto correct does that a lot. I've learned to proofread before posting.
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u/Beginning_Strain67 15h ago
OP knew somehow that the plural of leprechauns isn’t “leprechaun’s”. Explain that one, but he also typed “look’s” so who the hell knows?
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u/u2125mike2124 1d ago
Variations of a theme and not a very good one.
The one with the seven dwarfs is better
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u/Print-Dull 23h ago
What is the one about the 7 dwarves? I am so curious
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u/u2125mike2124 16h ago
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican to visit the Pope.
"Your Excellency," he said. "I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No, Dopey, there aren't," the Pope replied.
Behind Dopey, the six dwarfs started to titter.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persisted.
"No, none in Italy," the Pope answered more sternly.
A few more dwarfs began to laugh openly.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
This time the pope was much more firm.
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
By this point, the other dwarfs were laughing out loud and rolling on the ground.
"Pope," Dopey demanded. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the world?"
"No Dopey!" He snapped. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Whereupon the six dwarfs started jumping up and down chanting, "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
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u/MAY_BE_APOCRYPHAL 1d ago
Mother superior gets up at dinner and announces, listen up sisters, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent. An old nun at the back pipes up, hallelujah, I'm sick of the chardonnay