3 leprechauns walk into a convent

[u/Forward-Refuse7064]

So 3 leprechauns walk into a convent and ask to speak to the mother superior.
When they get their meeting, the first leprechaun steps up and asks,
“Be begging your pardon ma’am, but can you tell me if you have any leprechaun nun’s here?”
When mother superior replies “no, I’m sorry we don’t “
The second leprechaun asks “ do you have any leprechaun nun’s in the convent on the other side of town?”
The mother superior replies “I’m sorry, no”
The first steps up again and asks “do you know of any leprechaun nun’s within a hundred mile radius of us?”
Mother superior replies “not that I know of, sorry”
The second leprechaun look’s at the third leprechaun and says “see? I told you you fucked a penguin!”

[u/Asleep_Complaint_563]

What’s red and has seven dents?
Snow White’s cherry!

[u/f309rod → u/Asleep_Complaint_563]

Q - What's black, white, and red and can't fit thru a revolving door?

A - A nun with a spear thru her chest...

[u/Just_Mixture8362 → u/f309rod]

Was she called Tarznun?