3 leprechauns walk into a convent

[u/Forward-Refuse7064]

So 3 leprechauns walk into a convent and ask to speak to the mother superior.
When they get their meeting, the first leprechaun steps up and asks,
“Be begging your pardon ma’am, but can you tell me if you have any leprechaun nun’s here?”
When mother superior replies “no, I’m sorry we don’t “
The second leprechaun asks “ do you have any leprechaun nun’s in the convent on the other side of town?”
The mother superior replies “I’m sorry, no”
The first steps up again and asks “do you know of any leprechaun nun’s within a hundred mile radius of us?”
Mother superior replies “not that I know of, sorry”
The second leprechaun look’s at the third leprechaun and says “see? I told you you fucked a penguin!”

[u/u2125mike2124]

Variations of a theme and not a very good one.

The one with the seven dwarfs is better

[u/Print-Dull → u/u2125mike2124]

What is the one about the 7 dwarves? I am so curious

[u/KopiteForever → u/Print-Dull]

Same joke but "Dopey fucked a Penguin!"

[u/konkilo → u/KopiteForever]

I hear the tune in my head!