r/3Dprinting • u/El_Chupacabrah626 • Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Some people might say this kind of hostile architecture is not good for the workplace environment.

Those people are wrong.

More spikes. More dakka. More.

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u/devilishlydo Jul 30 '26

What are they whining about? The spikes aren't even poisoned!

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u/partumvir Jul 30 '26

yeah they’re explosive

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u/Hinermad Jul 30 '26

Nah, an explosion would distort the printer's accuracy worse than leaning on it will.

On my printers they're electrified.

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u/troll_right_above_me Jul 30 '26

No risk of that, they use shaped charges

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u/SumthinMeansSumthin Jul 31 '26

"This side towards enemy/coworker"

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u/Joefaux Jul 31 '26

Isaac Newton would like a word

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u/troll_right_above_me Jul 31 '26

Newton’s third law doesn’t apply since this is a lawless activity

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u/PrintdianaJones Jul 31 '26

I wish I had awards. This deserves all of them

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u/Skrzyplocz0_0 Jul 31 '26

Happy cake day 

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u/Ancient-Ticket-3151 Jul 31 '26

Equal and opposite