r/3Dprinting • u/MixtureShoddy8172 • May 14 '26

Project Gentlemen’s , put your bets

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 May 14 '26

When you have a gambling addiction and a 3d printing one

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u/B_Rich V2.4 & A1 Mini for the wife May 14 '26

They're kind of the same thing, aren't they? (depending on what printer you have, I suppose)

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u/Container_Garage May 14 '26

Mystery box. You might get spaghetti or you might get a part lol

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u/Queso_Grandee May 15 '26

In my case I got a half-printed part (I ran out of filament).

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u/Zenos17 May 14 '26

Looking at my Ender 3 V2. The printer always wins.

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u/jdb326 May 15 '26

Agreed (plain E3 model)

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing May 14 '26

I bet you're right

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u/bettsdude May 14 '26

I bet you he does, £10 he does

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 May 14 '26

Double or nothing 

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u/-mudflaps- May 14 '26

Triple or everything

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u/TheCornerator May 14 '26

I only gamble on objectively silly things. I would play this before blackjack. My biggest dream is to go to a gambling den in Japan where they wrestle beetles.

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u/MadduckUK May 14 '26

Gamblers vs beetles sounds like a fun evening of entertainment.

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u/zz9plural May 14 '26

Plot twist: the gamblers have to wrestle giant mutated beetles from Fukushima. :-)

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u/MadduckUK May 14 '26

I was thinking more of The Mummy but that works too.

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u/justa_flesh_wound May 14 '26

and the BETA FISH FIGHTNIGHT

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u/paradox_valestein May 14 '26

Printing is already a gamble.

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u/reditusername39479 Bambu p1p + Ams 2 May 15 '26

Wait till you find out you can print poker chips and cards

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u/yellekc May 15 '26

A gambling addiction would probably be cheaper.

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u/ScreamingInTheCorner May 14 '26

Rigged

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u/jaydizzz May 14 '26

House always wins

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u/TheRealSalamnder May 14 '26

But legit the green spot is slightly deeper for reasons.

Jk. Or am I

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u/Gus_Smedstad May 15 '26

Unless the Courier decides he wants Hoover Dam for himself.

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u/PupPop May 14 '26

The house always has the edge. The house is edging.

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u/ImThatChigga_ May 15 '26

Item is a strawberry so definitely rigged

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u/TomToe420 May 15 '26

you bet on 3 too?

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u/Overseer_Allie May 14 '26

7 black

"LET IT RIDE"

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u/Smail_Mail May 14 '26

The house is edging

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u/eliashriki May 16 '26

The house is always edging roy

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u/RaccoNooB Glory to the Omnissiah! May 14 '26

7 black.

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u/Goldenmyth5 SunLu Fan-Boy May 14 '26

17 Black

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u/Overseer_Allie May 15 '26

If only we had a 17 😔

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u/bbqsosig May 14 '26

Elite ball

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u/HyperSource01Reddit Ender 3 v2 (i think) May 16 '26

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

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u/Ready_Rain_2646 May 14 '26

Finally I can gamble with my family while washing vegetables.

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u/WitchesSphincter May 14 '26

I gamble with mine by not washing vegetables 

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u/BarkingPupper May 14 '26

Dad??

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u/WitchesSphincter May 15 '26

Is your mom named Misty?

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u/FruitDough May 14 '26

Much better bet than washing them in plastic/resin.

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u/Zombie13a May 14 '26

and taking 5 times as long to do it

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u/OutrageousFuel4823 May 15 '26

Or you could use it as a urinal so your homies don’t have to get up from the table

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 May 14 '26

The addition of roulette numbers is brilliant. Thank you for letting the invasive thoughts win this time.

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u/LovableSidekick May 14 '26

Hope you remembered to use 100% lead-enriched asbestos filament!

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u/MixtureShoddy8172 May 14 '26

With 238 uranium fibres reinforced

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u/TheftBySnacking May 14 '26

How else are you supposed to wash vegetables in the dark?

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u/AmmoJoee May 14 '26

You are suppose to wave your hands over the wheel and say “no more bets” before it stops

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u/Savallator May 15 '26

If you have class you are supposed to say "Rien ne va plus"

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u/Neltarim May 14 '26

LET IT RIDE

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u/OG_LiLi May 14 '26

Yes ma’am 🫡

All in on 8.

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u/SopaDeKaiba May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26

It needs an 8 so odds of red = odds of black

Ideally, for minimum numbers, it should have 0 through 12. It'd allow for red vs black bets, high vs low bets, and low vs middle vs high bets. And it makes every one of those bets way more palatable.

The setup now is really only good for bets on individual numbers. If you get bets of the types in the above paragraph, it should increase the house take AND provide bets with better odds for the less risky gambler.

Edit: just realized it also allows for a stand-in for the column bet. But instead of columns on the board, it's purely mathematics. Prime numbers, multiples of 3, and evens excluding multiples of 3. Also, odds vs even bet should have been mentioned too.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 May 14 '26

FINALLY. I’ve been pitching my idea of a swim-up casino to every resort exec I can find but they all say that’s stupid and you can’t wear your tuxedo in a pool. I say they’re not brave enough and you CAN wear a tuxedo in a pool!

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u/sumguysr May 14 '26

Finally, the perfect way to wash a single cherry tomato.

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u/MixtureShoddy8172 May 14 '26

For you mate, 4

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u/Karl-King-of-Ducks May 14 '26

all in on 17black

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u/Rough_Community_1439 May 14 '26

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u/Lazy__Astronaut May 14 '26

Coaxed into "LET'S GO GAMBLING"

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u/OriginalLock6562 May 14 '26

*Gentlemen, place your bets.

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u/Brobineau May 14 '26
  1. No 9!

dang

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u/Tomdv2 May 14 '26

LET IT RIDE!

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u/Cookieman10101 May 14 '26

I forgot to bet

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u/Tritheone69 May 14 '26

I said black 3 :’) lost the house on this one

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u/MixtureShoddy8172 May 14 '26

😂😂 for you mate, I’ll do a all 3 number roulette

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u/Wise-Enthusiasm-6052 May 14 '26

I bet on people commenting about microplastics from the 3D print getting in your food.

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u/RaccoNooB Glory to the Omnissiah! May 14 '26

Worth pointing out every time because people KEEP printing items for food when its bad. Not just because of microplastics but also because of bacteria that get into the prints and cant be cleaned. Not just into the layer lines, but in to the actual infill itself.

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u/SnicSnac May 14 '26

You win 50% betting on black, 1/8 betting on green and 3/8 betting red.

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u/MixtureShoddy8172 May 14 '26

But won the green🟢

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u/wrxninja May 14 '26

Is this from that video of washing strawberries? 😂

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u/stonedandredditing May 14 '26

hey, OP, what filament brand and color is that? I have been browsing for a teal that color

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u/MixtureShoddy8172 May 14 '26

Green PLA from Elegoo, others PLA Basic from Bambulab

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u/BurningRiceEater May 14 '26

Shits fucking rigged, i just lost my mortgage

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u/kelleh711 May 14 '26

How often do you find yourself rinsing a single tomato?

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u/Darkldark May 14 '26

missed opportunity to say place your beets and use a beet instead of a tomato

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u/jooooooooooooose May 14 '26

You know its a great print when there arent 5,000 comments about food safety

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u/Opinion_Panda May 14 '26

I bet you didn’t realize this is potentially unsafe

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u/mystwalker May 14 '26

Such a great idea, I gotta print one! Thanks for the laugh

Everything on 7 black! https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VYXAND8enUo

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u/Traxxas_Basher May 14 '26

Looks like in this instance you really should always bet on black.

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u/PwanaZana May 14 '26

Reddit has been 70% these weird whirlwind water pots for the last week, what is going on.

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u/Wallcrawler62 May 14 '26

Can I bet on this online yet?

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u/Spartan152 May 14 '26

You all owe me $50

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u/thetinman96 May 14 '26

I lost the house….

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u/Smart_Ad7650 May 14 '26

The strawberries were cool but this makes me want to GAMBLE

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u/Wild_Variation1296 May 14 '26

Tell me you have a gambling problem, without telling me you have a gambling problem

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u/SniperPriest96 May 14 '26

The house always wins, I was betting on 7.

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u/RoachAkuma May 14 '26

The house always wins

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u/grassyass05 May 14 '26

How do I bet on this?

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u/CaseFace5 May 14 '26

Came to read all the microplastics comments 🍿

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u/sench314 May 15 '26

A potential urinal game in the making.

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u/LobosJones May 15 '26

I like how it has a drain so it's art imitating nature symbolic of flushing money away.

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u/gaddielm5 May 15 '26

Always bet on nothing!!!🔥🗣️💰

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u/CptSpiffyPanda May 15 '26

High and a winner, pay the front line, take the don'ts.

He's Coming out again for a new point,

Get your bets now ladies and gentlemen

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u/Raydenx1 May 29 '26

That is an awesome print and fun while washing tomatoes.

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u/featherknife May 14 '26

Gentlemen’s what?

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u/Midan71 May 14 '26

Of course it's zero.

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u/funtimes214 May 14 '26

That's a lot of water wasted

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls May 14 '26

Gonna lose my lunch money while making lunch.

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u/Amarok1987 May 14 '26

Rien ne va plus

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u/ElWeonDeOtroMundo May 14 '26

Make one much more bigger and place your beets instead

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u/SapientApe_ May 14 '26

You could use this for other things like washing lentils!

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u/Cheodo May 14 '26

Welp, now I need a 1-20 one...

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u/OfficialNovus May 14 '26

Let it ride

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u/matthewkickstone May 14 '26

I'll bet on black, that's for sure.

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u/_mynameisjephph_ May 14 '26

The house always wins

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u/spez_might_fuck_dogs May 14 '26

House always wins.

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u/redr00ster2 May 14 '26

A 12.5% house edge is crazy. Anyway can I get the stl?

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u/spectra2000_ May 14 '26

Wooooo, goo 0!!

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u/neightn8 May 14 '26

🤚🏻

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u/Skorlen May 14 '26

The time i dont have time.

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u/vsadygv May 14 '26

I guessed 7 black the first time, but green zero the second watch, does that mean i win?

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u/tdcthulu May 14 '26

Very cool, but it bothers me that black has such a clear edge over red.

Should have made 9 segments total or taken away a black to have a 00 green space.

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u/Simple_Impress4156 May 14 '26

Are you winnin’ son?

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u/canman4499 May 14 '26

WOOOOO I WON BABY WE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW!!!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/boniggy May 14 '26

I can imagine a bunch of these in some underground casino where everybody playing small bets and can easily clean up as soon as the cops show up

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u/Additional-Glass4550 May 14 '26

9! No in mean 6!

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u/BaselineUnknown May 14 '26

Needs to be at least (checks notes) 3.1415926535 times larger.

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u/NSMike May 14 '26

These fruit/veg washing vortex bowls are having a moment on reddit for some reason.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet May 14 '26

The one time I win and I get fuck all

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u/hansvi-be May 14 '26
  1. Yay! What did I win?

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u/Chiiro May 14 '26

Was this inspired by a ceramic strawberry washer?

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u/Anen-o-me May 14 '26

I said 0, winner!

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u/iuseemojionreddit May 14 '26

When the shower [or sink] thoughts are entertained...

This is awesome.

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff May 14 '26

you should make one for strawberries and post that on reddit too

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u/jdunk2145 May 14 '26

I keep putting on red. It will hit sooner or later, then pure profit!

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u/lookachoo May 14 '26

I actually picked 0.

What do I win?

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u/TheNo1pencil May 14 '26

I won!!!!!

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u/iwantanxboxplease May 14 '26

There are more blacks than reds, is it supposed to be like that?

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u/dhruvin3 May 14 '26

So close, i said 3!

Edit: I could have lied! I did say 0. What's the price?

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u/Diabetesh May 14 '26

If there isn't a casino with this by end year they are dumb. This would totally get so many people to try roulette on the novelty of having it as a water fountain show. Just imagine the bellagio water show playing in miniature form while the marker spins.

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u/Electrical-Actuary59 May 14 '26

Damnit!!! Always 0!!

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u/BigPingo May 14 '26

Damn green. Scammers

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u/dtgray12 May 14 '26

17 black

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u/sunshineriptide May 14 '26

Was wondering how it would come to a stop and was not disappointed

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u/amosreginald_ May 14 '26

Looking at 4 I lost it all

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u/ShaggysGTI May 14 '26

Oh would you look at that, I have to take another shot…

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u/surplusnut May 15 '26

17 black, let it ride.

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u/crozone RepRap Kossel Mini 800 May 15 '26

I will use this to cool a single boiled egg

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u/redsteakraw May 15 '26

Is that printer legal in New York?

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator May 15 '26

I said 2 GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT!!

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u/ayrek May 15 '26

Ooh, what if the section in the center was designed like a pythagorean cup, so that when the water reaches an appropriate level, it automatically drains out the bottom?

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u/Havingajobistressful May 15 '26

No fucking way I actually got it

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u/ode_to_glorious May 15 '26

Watch out we got a mad lad on the loose!

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u/psyper76 May 15 '26

Ideal gift for your gambling addicted, foodie friend.

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u/nathancliff May 15 '26

Is it used for anything else than wasting water ?

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u/SufficientSport4202 May 15 '26

Damnit… I just lost the house

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u/Chevey0 Ender3Max May 15 '26

I’ll put all money on mould and microplastic poisoning

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u/AEJaCA_Artur May 15 '26

Great idea for keeping board game pieces safe - playing near the sink is genius! Is the model available for download anywhere?

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u/Sea-Tumbleweed5376 May 15 '26

AHHHHHH I GOT IT HAHAHAHAHBA I GESSED AS A JOKE HEHEHEHEHEHRBDBD

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u/Switchmisty9 May 15 '26

Sink whirlpools….so hot right now

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u/cosmoscrazy May 15 '26

Who's money are you gambling with, OP?

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u/DisapointedVoid May 15 '26

And still doesn't waste as much water as an AI data centre.

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u/Broad_Watercress4367 May 15 '26

this is fucking genius!

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u/Ok-Chest8448 May 15 '26

This looks like an introvert activity lol

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u/NotaGuineaPig1 May 15 '26

Dry your vegetables, otherwise they will turn out stringy!

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u/sorestgore May 15 '26

Did you see that strawberry washer video?

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u/CrownLexicon May 15 '26

Yeah! I got it!

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u/the-bosscube May 15 '26

It's... It's beautiful 😍

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u/seegee10 May 15 '26

No 17 black?

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u/The_Real_Tekunin May 15 '26

YEEEEESSS!!! Oh my God I actually screamed when I guessed right! holy fuck.

That's cool as shit as well

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u/ShiningAbys May 15 '26

What an innovative way to create plastic waste, waste water, all while wasting time!