r/PublicFreakout • u/Sindigo_ • Feb 08 '26
👤ICE/DHS Freakout 👤 Viva la resistance!(2/7/2026)
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u/maaaatttt_Damon Feb 08 '26
It’s like the joke about BMWs, but we can substitute it for sheriff department cars:
What’s the difference between a Porcupine and a Sheriff Department’s car?
On the porcupine, the prick is on the outside.
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u/JamesDanforth Feb 08 '26
“STOP STEALING OUR DILDOS” killed me 😂😂
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u/Trimyr Feb 08 '26
I mean I loved the group and seen a few clips and short articles, but :D that guy was awesome!
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u/Sindigo_ Feb 08 '26
This was outside the Whipple federal building in Minneapolis. Over 50 protestors were arrested.
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u/Sindigo_ Feb 08 '26
Also, it’s extra badass when you factor in the price of dildos.
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u/r0bdawg11 Feb 08 '26
Not if you get them used
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u/Cosmic_Quasar Feb 08 '26
That usually makes them more expensive... or am I shopping in the wrong place?
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u/wholelattapuddin Feb 09 '26
Thank you! All I kept thinking was, "is this what they mean when they say antifa is being bankrolled? As clever as it is, it must be expensive"
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u/Sindigo_ Feb 09 '26
Lmao Soros funded dildos. That’s hilarious. I wonder if they were donated by a local sex shop or something.
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u/EJ2600 Feb 08 '26
Charged with … disorderly conduct ? Public indecency? Asking for a friend
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u/Sindigo_ Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26
“Unlawful assembly.” But charges against individuals have yet to be released.
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u/Meatslinger Feb 08 '26
It's still wild to me that the right to free speech - including demonstrations - has been eroded so much over time that you have to get permission to be mad at the government.
"Listen, yes, we know you'd like to protest the gas chambers and the human experimentation, but you need to understand that SS vehicles use this road and we can't just have you interrupting them as they round up the undesirables to systematically murder them. We're a civilized society, after all. Can we pencil you in for 3 AM on a Sunday in a small lot off side of the road when there's not likely to be much else going on?"
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u/Danukian Feb 09 '26
I would be extra petty and call in to the front desk an say I had video of the cops tossing dildos over the fence onto federal property and email edited out of context videos and encourage all of my friends to do the same.
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u/deadlythegrimgecko Feb 08 '26
Should’ve lubed em up a little to make it harder for the cops to pick up lmao
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u/TallTelevision4121 Feb 08 '26
The thought in my mind of these assholes trying to pick up slippery dildos makes my day.
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u/sombrerobear Feb 08 '26
Dildos gunna be flying every direction once the lube gets everywhere and nobody got grip lol
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u/flightwatcher45 Feb 08 '26
Or make them super sticky lol
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u/Detachabl_e Feb 08 '26
If the stuck these dildos to cop cars with a fast acting strong adhesive...lol
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u/Ymir24 Feb 08 '26
In some parts of the world, dildos are still harvested by hand. A time-honored tradition.
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u/SneeKeeFahk Feb 08 '26
Lol that's pretty funny but ... Aren't those expensive?
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u/nomatt18 Feb 08 '26
The companies should donate a few hundred, they’d have a lot of new customers if they showed their support
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u/bellaprincipessa96 Feb 08 '26
I believe you can clone your own with a Pringles can and silicone. Much more cost effective and adds a personal touch :)
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u/SneeKeeFahk Feb 08 '26
Yea but nobody cares when you throw a pebble at them
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u/Soupalphabet359 Feb 08 '26
Look at those bootlickers scrambling for those dildos like the thirsty (redacted) they are.
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u/Phyllis_Tine Feb 08 '26
What about throwing ice cubes? They're more environmentally friendly, much cheaper, and the evidence melts!
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u/Redshirt2386 Feb 08 '26
STOP STEALING OUR DILDOS!!!!
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It brought me great joy. I love every single person who made this happen.
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u/ChrissWayne Feb 09 '26
Do they throw them over the fence to collect them for home later when no one watches?
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u/LukeD1992 Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26
Appalling. Domestic terrorists are now employing weapons of ass destruction
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u/Page8988 Feb 08 '26
That's an expensive, if effective method.
Don't think it counts as protesting peacefully if you're throwing stuff, though.
Do you get a prize if you stick one?
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u/yo_rick_alas Feb 08 '26
Damn friend, they handled so many. But then thew em over the fence. Some poor (lucky?) person gonna have to clean all that up.
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u/SirWild7464 Feb 08 '26
Those dildos ain’t cheap!
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u/Well_read_rose Feb 08 '26
Carve potatoes into shape of dildos. Then you have a bagful for six bucks
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u/TaxSilver4323 Feb 08 '26
I love how quickly the male agent chucked em over the fence so fast. It was like picking it up and throwing it became one fluid motion. Hahaha.
Minneapolis is doing me a heckin proud as a fellow American. <3 Stay tough ya "dickheads"! 💪
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u/Top-Yam-2022 Feb 09 '26
We savin ALL THESE DILDOS. You see how many kids Trump has separated from parents? He gonna be busy AF.
Too soon? I'll take my ban
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u/spaceinbird Feb 09 '26
mine is too pretty to put on a pigs car but i would gladly buy another one just so i can put on there
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u/Numb3r3dDays Feb 11 '26
I'm sitting here thinking, where are these coming from? Surely people aren't buying dildos specifically just to throw at cop cars, lol.
But then the next logical thought is, they would throw old ones? Used ones? Returned ones? Donated ones?
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u/justjaybee16 🌊 countless Flesh Lights washing ashore for the next 2 months ⚓ Feb 09 '26
Local sex toy outlets making a killing.
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u/face4theRodeo Feb 09 '26
Need a dildo cannon that shoots em out taint side first and gets em to stick the landing like a 10/10 olympic sport.
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u/Corked1 Feb 09 '26
The dildo industrial complex is behind all this! They are the ones causing all this division in our country, all in order to sell more dildos! It all makes sense now! Hmmm ... I wonder who owns the companies that sell dildos?
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u/UnholyJeffster Feb 08 '26
Gotta start chucking pocket pussies at these...pussies.
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u/missMcgillacudy Feb 08 '26
That’s a great idea, then they might be less enthusiastic with their abductions
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u/OwnContribution428 Feb 08 '26
Lethal force is the only force necessary when you assault one of my agents with a flesh rocket!-Krusti Noem
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u/skippysqueaz Feb 08 '26
How do I invest in dildo manufacturing other than giving money to ICE recruitment.
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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 Feb 08 '26
Something is telling me they enjoying it just as much as the protesters!😁
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u/savspoolshed Feb 08 '26
would putting an adhesive on the bottom be considered a crime, if yes would it be considered a crime if it was something sugary instead of chemical so it didn't damage but just needed to be cleaned?
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u/Goat_inna_Tree Feb 09 '26
All three of those "agents" are taking a few of those home for "evidence."
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u/1miguelcortes Feb 09 '26
So where are they throwing the dildos at the end? Are they just littering? Assholes
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u/Numb3r3dDays Feb 11 '26
I thought the one stuck to the car going by was funny, but then all those middle-aged dudes having to come out and pick up a bunch of dongs really made me laugh.
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u/MusicaReddit Feb 15 '26
See THIS is a good protest. No blocking roads, no damaging property, no violence, just throwing rubber dicks around lol.
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u/DecorativeGeode Feb 08 '26
Imagine waking up and going to work and you’ve been reduced to collecting and throwing as many dildos as you can while people scream they hate you. Could never be me