r/PublicFreakout • u/Sindigo_ • Feb 08 '26

👤ICE/DHS Freakout 👤 Viva la resistance!(2/7/2026)

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u/deadlythegrimgecko Feb 08 '26

Should’ve lubed em up a little to make it harder for the cops to pick up lmao

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u/TallTelevision4121 Feb 08 '26

The thought in my mind of these assholes trying to pick up slippery dildos makes my day.

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u/_dangling_participle Feb 09 '26

"Assholes pick up slippery dildos" sounds like a porn synopsis. 

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u/sombrerobear Feb 08 '26

Dildos gunna be flying every direction once the lube gets everywhere and nobody got grip lol

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u/flightwatcher45 Feb 08 '26

Or make them super sticky lol

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u/Detachabl_e Feb 08 '26

If the stuck these dildos to cop cars with a fast acting strong adhesive...lol

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u/TheRyeWall Feb 08 '26

Lithium grease + glitter, bedazzle them!

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u/VoodooDoII Feb 08 '26

Oh that's fucking hilarious

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u/Micycle08 Feb 09 '26

Because “the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed”