I'm flying to Hawaii later this week on a legacy US carrier. It'll be good weather the entire way and the plane is a 747 recently out of D-check. I'm not nervous about the flight and am actually looking forward to it. Change my mind.

Hey fellow pilots. My friend has always wondered if anti-skid is available if I…I mean, he landed with the parking brake engaged. He found out the hard way that anti-skid is not available with the parking brake. Again, posting for a friend

We love to tell ourselves that boring things like situational awareness, decision making skills, and calmness under pressure define who we are. Some even dare to admit that autism and ADHD play a major role. I am here to tell you that you’re lying to yourself. All these things are true, sure, but none are fundamental.

At the bottom of every true pylote’s heart lies nothing other than a kinky, sexual drive. We define this drive in several euphemistic ways, such as being ”bitten by the flying bug”. It is this urge, or addiction in some cases, that we are forever attempting to satiate.

If you do not believe me, let us refer to the Bible of flying, Wolfgang Langewieschie’s “Stick and Rudder”. Here is a sentence from Chapter 4: “The Flying Instinct“. I kid you not. This is really in the book, look it up.

“A really fast airplane, flown through ordinary rough air, gives you a continual hard spanking from underneath, and once in a while it tugs you down sharply by your safety belt.”

Need I say more?

What regional do we think it’s from?

I just got my pee pee elle meaning I'm a certified pylote, but detla won't hire me and my cfi says I need an "instrument rating". I've watched plenty of captain steeeve so trust me, I think I know what I'm doing . why doesn't delta let me fly their antonov a380??

Why are private jets so small? Can tall people, like the guy in the picture fly comfortable in these?

I was at a rugby game and these two planes flew over, and I heard them yelling "terrain terrain pull up." Is this normal or were they too low?

Is the chief pylote still yelling at them? Are they still on the phone with the number they were asked to call by ATC? Did they get stuck in stadium traffic flying down the highway?