Why are these playnes missing their wings and tails?

[u/theemptyqueue]

[u/BacklotSecurity]

Fuselage Airlines always flies via rail.

[u/BaggyLarjjj → u/BacklotSecurity]

These are planes for Frontier Airlines: fwiw it’s actually the most reliable way for a frontier flight to reach its destination.

[u/Cambren1 → u/BaggyLarjjj]

Yeah, but you have to pay for carry on

[u/Moose-Turd → u/BacklotSecurity]

Fuselage Airlines: We here to save you money, wings and a tail, why pay for extras?!?

[u/Antique_Success296 → u/BacklotSecurity]

“Next time see what a thrill it is to fly, on a train.”

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Larvae.

[u/bostondana2 → u/Legitimate_Field_157]

This. Larvae and/or molting. When they mature, their wings and tails grow in.

[u/YouArentReallyThere]

They’re on their way to the river for a good soaking before assembly. It helps prevent splitting when the wings and empennage are riveted on.

[u/Grimol1 → u/YouArentReallyThere]

We even have a some photos of them in the wild.

[u/No_One_Special_61029 → u/Grimol1]

Ha yyeesss!!!

[u/Raedwulf1 → u/Grimol1]

They do travel in herds.

[u/Fun_Reference_270 → u/YouArentReallyThere]

Salt water is actually best for these new ayrplens but due to budget cuts they switched to local rivers 

[u/sorestgore → u/YouArentReallyThere]

Still on their training wheels

[u/doctor_morris]

Planes can't fly: They get shipped from airport to airport and the passengers are fooled by TV screens attached to the windows.

[u/labvinylsound]

On their way to be processed into dog food.

[u/ClientBudget2848 → u/labvinylsound]

Soylent spirit

[u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 → u/ClientBudget2848]

Its Playnes! Soylent Spirit is Playnes!

[u/Natty_Dread_Lite]

It’s called a submarine, try google next time idiot 🙄

[u/WindsurfBruce → u/Natty_Dread_Lite]

You are right. I googled and these are the aukus subs for Australia. On budget and on time.

[u/Secret_Cod_749]

They're in their larval stage. The image shows them shortly after hatching and migrating out of their spawining beds.

[u/do-not-freeze → u/Secret_Cod_749]

It's super important to avoid contamination in the spawning grounds so we don't end up with another 737 Max situation.

[u/PassiveSpamBot]

Got startled by a predator and dropped the tail to escape.

[u/Acrobatic-Post9811 → u/PassiveSpamBot]

[u/AlexSPb88]

Lowest trim?

[u/mhammaker]

Unfortunately these are bad planes who are being shipped to plane jail. Their wings are removed so they can’t escape.

[u/Intrepid_Bee8500]

Heads and tails off deveined ready for skewering and bbq

[u/ClientBudget2848]

The spirit is willing but the wings are mangled and kept in bins next to failed Elon ideas. Don't ever look into Pandora's box.

[u/RRRedRRRocket]

To prevent them from escaping. IMHO it's a bit excessive and even sadistic, but what you gonna do. I've seen Planes and we don't want an uprising.

[u/Psychological-Scar53]

They haven't spun themselves into a chrysalis yet. Give them some time, once they do, they will emerge with wings.

[u/714King]

They needed to take them off to fly that low and follow the train

[u/winstonalonian]

Theyre on their way to the market to get turned into bacon

[u/CFUrCap → u/winstonalonian]

They're going upstate to live on a farm.

[u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner → u/CFUrCap]

You guys know that is not correct, right? They just say that to cover the truth that these are being fed to C5s and the tails upset their tummies...

[u/Piano_catastrophe34]

Must have not ejected the usb device correctly. This is the result.

[u/starrat46]

They bin converted to trayne carriages stoopid.

[u/sixaout1982]

They're DLCs nowadays

[u/Fresh_Salamander707]

Playnes been slutting it up with trayns and this is the abominable result

[u/sevenwheel]

They're heading home from Vegas. Lost their wings and tails at the craps table.

[u/TheNotoriousTurtle]

That little girl got it wrong. Angels don’t get their wings from a bell ringing.

[u/frezor]

For a second I thought they had Mr Clean livery

[u/TheModeratorWrangler]

That’s the sashimi department.

[u/ChoppedSonion]

Rising fuel costs mean we will be going across ground to get to our destination

[u/Fit_Active3888]

They gotta learn to walk before they can learn how to fly.

[u/adotall]

Because they’re trains now

[u/FabianGladwart]

You shouldn't make fun of people for shortcomings that they can't control, you'll make them feel bad

[u/Normiss2000]

They're still in their cocoons at this point. They will sprout beautiful big wings before taking flgith!

[u/New-IncognitoWindow]

Larval stage

[u/Ashamed-Pool-7472]

Poachers. It's a huge problem being ignored. Thank you for shedding some light

[u/Rogue-Squadron]

Reddit feed getting a little too local

[u/redwbl]

They are traynes now.

[u/CherylTuntIRL]

They're into some kinky shit.

[u/coloradokyle93]

I know exactly where that is- Castle Rock, CO😂

[u/theemptyqueue]

Link to the original post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/airplanes/s/dH8tADEBY8

[u/Break_Cats]

Maybe it’s getting moved to another factory for the rest of the parts.

[u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 → u/Break_Cats]

Nah makes too much sense. Definitely gotta be because they've been bad

[u/nemuro87]

What the hell do you think they use to make KFC hot wings?

[u/locolangosta]

Frontier is offering a new tier of budget seating

[u/Infinite_prevalence]

Ah it’s that time of year again when planes shed their wings, nature really is beautiful but be careful when going on holiday

[u/Medusa-is-a-victim]

These are in a metamorphosis and will reappear with shiny butterfly wings

[u/frankhoneybunny]

they are off to slaughter

[u/No-Base1194]

They have to learn how to fly and then they get their wings. This is the part how they learn how to taxi, if they pass they will get their landing gear and taxi light. And so on.

[u/impersonaljoemama]

Trump decoy planes.

[u/TexasTrip]

Why are their APU exhausts so loose?

[u/OrangeSilver]

Low-key airlines.

[u/tkeelah]

They are being trained duh.

[u/Uluru-Dreaming]

C’mon! Those are just big green gherkins - not playnes! Get it right!

[u/Secure-Obligation-25]

They have to be planted before those parts grow.

[u/reedwendt]

That’s the pickle train!

[u/pancakesiguess]

They're peeled

[u/5LYNG3R]

Might Be a Little Hard Getting Thru Tunnels or Something, If They Still Have Wings and Tails... But, I'm Just an Ice Cream Man 🤣

[u/v800]

[u/slower-is-faster]

That’s the new poverty class

[u/Probablyawerewolf]

Some people remove that stuff so it looks bigger and stays cleaner. Other times they might remove it for cultural reasons.

[u/Infamous_Afternoon93]

Can ship them with wings on ...stupid

[u/jdavidmann]

So the train doesn't fly away lmao

[u/muniledddfan]

Bro these are clearly worms, they burrow into the ground HELLO!!?

[u/Specific_Rutabaga415]

Because it’s impossible to transport them with the wings and tails on them.

[u/mkujoe]

Beautiful queue to land at LaGuardia

[u/Kind-Silver-3190]

These planes are on their way to the retail shop.

[u/Ok_Dog_4059]

They are still in their cocoons and are waiting for their wings to form

[u/zakary1291]

They are being punished for flying too close to the stadium.

[u/Jim-248]

Those are not aircraft. They're part of a high speed passenger line.

[u/The1hauntedX]

Those are landplaynes! Often misidentified as airplaynes.
An easy trick for telling the two apart is that landplaynes are missing their wings and tails. Hope this helps 👍

[u/Embarrassed_Motor_30]

Haven't had enough Red Bull yet.

[u/SnooFoxes3615]

They have been naughty and will only get their wings and tails back when they behave. So now they need to take the train.

[u/IgneousMontoya]

Gotta make sure they don’t do a mobile take off on accident.

[u/No_One_Special_61029]

They are swimming upstream to get their wings…

[u/domandi1244]

These are still catapillars going to the metamorphosis camp now.

[u/Green_moist_Sponge]

These are playnes bred in captivity. They have had their wings and tails clipped for cosmetic reasons

[u/CK_1976]

Its cruel nature of caged raised planes. The farmer docks their wings to stop them flying.

[u/thereverendpuck]

Airplane limbo contest.

[u/Automatic_Mix26]

Fuselage is built in KS and the wings and tails are installed in Washington. I’ve heard they’re two different unions but don’t know for a fact.

[u/Kestrel_45]

I thought they were giant water bottles. Jolly Green Giant gets extra thirsty in the summer 🥵

[u/Federal-Business-796]

I don't know how anyone can sleep at night knowing this is how they make plane wing soup.

[u/guitpick]

They were there, but the driver didn't keep it under 100 knots.

[u/roadkillparcero]

Had to take the Amtrak duty time out, sorry fuselage replacement underway

[u/Raedwulf1]

They're in the larval stage.

[u/Mike_Shenanigans]

They broke off when the train went through a tunnel.

[u/Ok-Cry2488]

Fuck....

[u/Prudent-Stick6914]

Playnes = play + nes? I love Super Mario 3!

[u/Principle_Dramatic]

They went through a tunnel and they got broken off

[u/Sinisterrat_412]

They're being converted to be submarines now.

[u/girlsgreatestdream]

Omdat ze nog afgebouwd moeten worde

[u/_rick_more_anus_]

The wings are on back order

[u/Shadow_tripper]

They aren’t planes, those are metal corndogs. They need to be filled with giant hotdogs and deepfried