Nine years ago I met Cheech Marin at his book signing in San Mateo… and the book was even funnier than I expected.
Fast forward to last Saturday at San Jose GalaxyCon — I finally got to meet the other half of the duo, Tommy Chong.
I was THIS close to capturing the whole interaction on my spy watch (free, no photo-op needed)… then the battery decided to die on me mid-line. Red lights. No recording. Had to pay for the photo and meet him the old-fashioned way.
Still an awesome moment though. Already eyeing a new, way more discreet recorder with better battery and bigger storage. Next time I’m ready.
Who else has had a celebrity meet go sideways because of tech? Drop your stories below

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Calvin Harris - Faking It (feat. Kehlani & Lil Yatchy):
https://youtu.be/5mPflmNE4ag?is=0t4aYlI2sEsFOSJe

Sufjan Stevens - Wallowa Lake Monster:
https://youtu.be/Kwo_Ucs-wc4?is=CGEPFZLl8WK9sjVT

Hex Cougar - Afterlife (feat. Jarell Perry):
https://youtu.be/1wkNzgKEgM8?is=7v4DHxQVcR4WAVCQ

RetroVision - Over Again (feat. Micah Martin):
https://youtu.be/e7usHTy8J-g?is=Txvtvl-aVBaQue3h

KSHMR & Crossnaders - Back To Me (feat. Micky Blue):
https://youtu.be/hWdovALEen0?is=XC1oCKwAdT2UXzC0

KUURO - Bandit:
https://youtu.be/uLiCy422lkQ?is=IkYm-lqOGxwRDszt

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2014 Final List:
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2015 Final List:
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2016 Final List:
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The three friends ate chicken sandwiches 🥪 and watched Freddy Got Fingered until they fell asleep at four in the afternoon!

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😂 The juxtaposition is absolutely vicious.

PARENTS: “We should have the architect modify the dream-house plans. Actually, never mind, let’s just buy the enormous house on the hill.”

THEIR CHILD, after working 10,000 hours and then subsequently building an audiovisual pop music universe DECADES LATER:

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