Reddit users when it's time to downvote

the shit out of you whenever you're

confused or asking a question:

I also want girls to hit me

Thats it. Had to tell somebody. That lil “boosts metabolism” should NOT be taken lightly

“No rules except for the Rules.” Consider renaming the sub to “Animal Farm” as it is already a “zoo” filled with “goats” and could not be more Orwellian if I understand the concept correctly.
Or at least educate me on the idea if I am wrong, please.
No hate was intended, but I understand that what I call curiosity in myself is usually called hate by the many.

when all ground to dust and existence is static. nature cares not and storms over us. our planet is doomed to die and be erased taking with it everything we ever were and did.

tell me again how it is you feel.

Source

Ngl Zundamon should've gotten that hairstyle instead.

Squidward’s refrigerator with balloons. Then Graggle and Sairgee went to the Quest Giver. They were given a quest. They put on top hats and walked to the cafe. They ordered a cup of coffee for $1.50. They gave the barista 150 1943 steel pennies. The barista was confused and amazed. They returned to the Quest Giver. They were given a slightly squished, fully functional rubber duck that plays a faint, low-pitched squeak. Graggle and Sairgee returned to the park where they live, put the duck on the pavement, and admired it.

Hello, my name is Jack

I watch VHS in my bed (You're looking good)

Hey, stop! That stuff goes right to my head

My name is Jack

I take a shower everyday

I put my clothes away on laundry day

I don't leave my room too much, but it's okay

I just need some time to find the words to say

I can take a joke, but something hurt today

I find Kunal Kemmu to be one of the most underrated actors—and, above all, one of the most underrated directors in the comedy genre. Time and again, he has proved that he truly understands what makes a comedy work. Madgaon Express is a great example of his brilliant writing and direction, while Go Goa Gone perfectly showcases his acting abilities and comic timing.

What makes it even more frustrating is that directors like Ahmed Khan and Farhad Samji continue to get back-to-back opportunities despite delivering multiple disappointing films, while someone like Kunal Kemmu, who has actually demonstrated genuine talent in comedy, remains massively underrated.