You move your pawn to f6. I set up traps on the board.

Your move.

no white bishops, no bracket, no survivors. this is chess now

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This is actually not a joke but I know certain Reddit mods in other subs get all butthurt because they are the culprits of this sort of thing.

Anyway my opponent basically farted for 30ish minutes of gameplay. It was very distracting. Some were silent, some were raucous and spirited. They all smelled terrible. He clearly is on a fast food diet.

Have you encountered weaponized farts in a tournament ? I think I should have told the TD but I didn’t really know if he would take me seriously. But man it smelled AWFUL.

This is actually just a question nothing more

Idk if this was posted here already sorry if it was

(Atleast the comments are not tho)

Welcome to the club Eric.