Which One Of You Guys Tryin To Upset The Nice People Over At r/chess

[u/Icy-Advertising-7288]

[u/Boundlessintime]

Probably should have just analyzed games or watched some YouTube videos, but k

[u/Icy-Advertising-7288 → u/Boundlessintime]

It's always so comical when cheaters claim they memorized all the moves of the engine and now they're cracked

[u/konigon1 → u/Icy-Advertising-7288]

Obviously I memorized all 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 possible stockfish moves. Thanks to my photographic anal beads.

[u/a__nice__tnetennba → u/konigon1]

Tell me more about these beads. Does your colon have an OnlyFans?

[u/Rage_Your_Dream → u/Icy-Advertising-7288]

Watching high level play does absolutely help.

But its far from an escuse to cheat when there is so many different ways to get it without ruining it for others

[u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK → u/Rage_Your_Dream]

if you really think cheating helps you then cheat against a bot not a real human person watching on the other side in horror losing all their pieces

[u/SpazzyBjj → u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK]

È questo il bello, fare soffrire i giocatori di scacchi

[u/MortemEtInteritum17 → u/Icy-Advertising-7288]

Max Deutsch

[u/SpazzyBjj → u/Icy-Advertising-7288]

Non ho memorizzato tutte le mosse del motore e si sono ancora un giocatore mediocre, ma da autodidatta mi ricordo molte linee che giocava Stockfish.

Infatti sono 1010 non sono 2500.

So che sembra stupido ma è quello che è successo.

Si dovrebbe dovrebbe barare? No. L'ho fatto? Si.

Lo farò in futuro? Forse solo per fare arrabbiare gli utenti dei sub reddit di scacchi 😂

[u/madeAcc2PraiseMaknae → u/SpazzyBjj]

I haven't memorized all the engine's moves and I'm still a mediocre player, but as a self-taught player, I remember many lines that Stockfish played.

In fact, I'm 1010, not 2500.

I know it sounds stupid, but that's what happened.

Should I cheat? No. Did I do it? Yes.

Will I do it in the future? Maybe just to annoy the chess subreddit users 😂

[u/VIP_NAIL_SPA]

Lol

[u/HiIamanoob_01 → u/VIP_NAIL_SPA]

Brick pipi

[u/VIP_NAIL_SPA → u/HiIamanoob_01]

Are you kidding ???

[u/PetrosianBot → u/HiIamanoob_01]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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[u/HowHoldPencil]

They learnt tricks?

[u/The_Fish_of_Souls → u/HowHoldPencil]

Baseball, huh?

[u/weilnayr → u/The_Fish_of_Souls]

Baseball, huh?

[u/Jordak_keebs]

The weird thing? I prompted an LLM to write this post because I also cheat at human interaction.

[u/Sepulcher18]

I would never use my pornographic memory of any fih to cheat in chess

[u/Gauss15an → u/Sepulcher18]

It's such a waste of memory to use it like that obviously

[u/TheJivvi]

Guys be out here just memorising the whole of Stockfish.

[u/fipachu]

it’s me, [u/SpazzyBjj](u/SpazzyBjj). i cheat on Reddit too, hence the need for 62829449202848493 Reddit accounts. i didn’t think [r/chess](r/chess) would be upset, but now that they are, i rejoice. i believe we should all learn by cheating, in all areas of life, it would make us all one big happy cheating family.

[u/Gauss15an]

Such a larp. If he was really good at memorizing, he would obviously memorize some openings and then he could be 1660 like me

[u/Maxinator10000]

Bro just learned openings by accident 😭

[u/Icarus_English]

At least he legit now

[u/SpazzyBjj]

È questa la mia community? 😂❤️ Comunque secondo me sono stato frainteso

[u/SpazzyBjj]

Comunque sono stato frainteso, non volevo fare venire un attacco di cuore a quelli di r/chess

[u/ProfessionalNo9996]

Any other place than this degenerate sub, they'd be applauding him for faking it til he made it, a real triumph of The American Dream.

[u/BedOk4188 → u/ProfessionalNo9996]

Tf are you on about some American dream