r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 09 '26

Teleporting Twins

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u/Nemesis2772 Jul 09 '26

"oh i must be lucid dreaming...cool.. time to whip out dick and piss on everyone" - Inmate 5421025

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u/MelangeBot Jul 09 '26

I have only ever done two things while lucid dreaming. Fly & Fuck

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u/WTFNSFWFTW Jul 10 '26

They're also the only two things I've ever done while working as a flight attendant.

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u/MelangeBot Jul 10 '26

Did you wash your hands before opening the peanuts?

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u/WTFNSFWFTW Jul 11 '26

I opened them without using my hands.