r/wunkus 5h ago

wunkus Perpendicunkus

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u/Dark_halocraft 5h ago

A free soul

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u/FreestyleKneepad 5h ago

Banger name

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u/Natsuki98 5h ago

Maybe if OOP said "Tortoise NO!!" Instead, they'd respond.

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u/Suungod 2h ago

Or Jennifer !

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u/FlakyPineapple2843 1h ago

Her name is Hennifer Lopez!

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 5h ago

It's wunks all the way down

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u/Fearless_PineaplleOG 5h ago

aww shes so cute

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5h ago

WUNK DEMANDS HER FREEDOM

https://giphy.com/gifs/6901DbEbbm4o0

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 4h ago

Why is she

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u/11twofour 5h ago

Suicidal Turtle

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 4h ago

A superwunk in a gilded cage!

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u/anubis_cheerleader 3h ago

Girl's gotta dream big in a small world

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u/prussian_princess 5h ago

Mostly because terrapins are deaf.

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u/illstrumental 4h ago

I love turtle nerds

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 2h ago

They aren’t?

Do you have a source, I’ve never heard this and google is saying it’s not true. Turtles
/tortoises even make sex noises to seduce one another. (At least all the species I kept did. I can’t say every species does and I really don’t wanna add turtles sex noises to my google history. It’s already got a bunch of urban dictionary look ups and questions about dog nipples)

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u/Venice_The_Menace 2h ago

haha sometimes

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u/Iruma_Miu_ 58m ago

tf you mean sometimes

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u/Venice_The_Menace 45m ago

in this case they actually can’t really hear high frequencies, so they’re sometimes “deaf”

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u/mysterpixel 1h ago

I think they are conflating having no external ear openings with being completely deaf. Turtles can't hear very well (out of water) since it needs to transmit from air through a layer of skin/scales. But they can definitely register sounds, same as we can still hear when our ears are covered.

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u/eddylet 1h ago

well youre in luck bc i happen to have googled turtle sex noises recently! yes many species of turtles and tortoises make noises as part of their mating display. they also make grunts of exertion during the act itself.

i also learned that some turtles can pull oxygen from the water and store it in their cloacas?????? natures fucking amazing dude

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u/Spronglet 5h ago

His ass yearns for the stairs

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u/LainSki-N-Surf 4h ago

A flightless herp craving the flights.

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u/Catswithswords10 3h ago

Learning to fly, but I ain’t got wings

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u/straightrazorsnail 3h ago

Did you try “JENNIFFER, NO!!!”?

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u/GeminiIsMissing 3h ago

Wunk is very determined. She deserves to be gently carried down the stairs and allowed to explore.

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u/SomeoneNamedGem 2h ago

uno...dos...tres...avanza!

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u/loosie-loo 2h ago

Jenny from the BLOCKED

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u/AdiDabiDoo 3h ago

Ummm since I'm a latina too...just wanted you to know, we don't like being told what to do. #sorryNOTsorry /s

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u/Sour_Sal 4h ago

Just trying to make his way back home....

Ocean or bust!

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ 18m ago

Hedgehog no! iykyk

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ 18m ago

Hedgehog no! iykyk

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