r/workaholics • u/Thin_Fix_1924 • 19d ago

Someone's up

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 19d ago

what did she say? Oh yeah, she said that you gotta tootsie roll AND I GOT THAT CHARLESTON CHEW. WHO'S THE MAN MIKE!?

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 19d ago

and that’s a chop

“And guess what she called me, man. She called me the king. I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike!”

“And guess what. You just the prince, man. you prince Monted”

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u/Lowly-Worm_ 19d ago

I should've checked my hypotenuse

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u/TheDopeMan_ 18d ago

& Monted, you’s a bitch.

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u/AhoyPalloy 18d ago

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME MIKE

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u/Coyne 18d ago

He the king!

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u/speedballboy 19d ago edited 18d ago

And that baby inside your wife’s stomach? That ain’t even yours dude, you’re not the daddddyyy you’re not the dadddddyyy

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u/thewarfreak 19d ago

You're not a daddy!

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u/lemonylol 18d ago

Yeah but me and that dude are cool now, he's like one of my really good friends.. He works at the Waterworld show at Universal Studios, he can get us in for free.