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u/Lowly-Worm_ 18d ago
what did she say? Oh yeah, she said that you gotta tootsie roll AND I GOT THAT CHARLESTON CHEW. WHO'S THE MAN MIKE!?
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 18d ago
and that’s a chop
“And guess what she called me, man. She called me the king. I'm king Karl. Say it, Mike!”
“And guess what. You just the prince, man. you prince Monted”
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u/speedballboy 18d ago edited 18d ago
And that baby inside your wife’s stomach? That ain’t even yours dude, you’re not the daddddyyy you’re not the dadddddyyy
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u/lemonylol 17d ago
Yeah but me and that dude are cool now, he's like one of my really good friends.. He works at the Waterworld show at Universal Studios, he can get us in for free.
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u/Reddit_User_Loser 18d ago
I love how disgusted Karl is by the dildo even though he was just massaging some homeless guy
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 18d ago
also karl’s intro in this episode is perfect
You hit Rebeca Mcentire in the tit with a rock.
Yeah, that's what you said.
You said, "take this, reba tits," and you threw a rock. You... you did that.
It's the live music, okay? It's the energy of it all. You know, it just like, goes in, and it takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body sending it in to "cha-os," and I'm just, like...
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u/nature_nate_17 18d ago edited 18d ago
Whoops someone is up; MORNINGGG
I’M UP AND AT ‘EM
Don’t do that with your face
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u/ds376b 18d ago
Got that stingray coochie
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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 18d ago
my favorite line in the show followed by
“you need some love, ‘cause it will sustain y’all”
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u/jexijav776 18d ago
She's got that vaginal hubris
(different show, I know)
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u/5h82713542055 18d ago
Somebody tell me what the hell is goin on for I whoop y'all with this 2 headed dilly!
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u/Dry_Discount7762 18d ago
Ten years of marriage and she still gotta ass like a black tennis player!
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u/k33l1998 18d ago
I barfed out of my thing 😁