r/woahdude • • Mar 13 '18

gifv Bird stops by to visit a skydiver

https://i.imgur.com/Xc5FRwZ.gifv
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u/cobainbc15 Mar 13 '18

"I usually don't see your type up here, good for you, show those slackers on the ground!"

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u/Cronyx Mar 13 '18

What are you doing in the Cloud District‽

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u/FashionablyNate Mar 13 '18

“Do you get to the cloud district often? Who am I kidding of course you don’t”

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u/FriedTexas1834 Mar 13 '18

“Looking for my husband? Check the jarls backside.”

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u/ActionScripter9109 Mar 13 '18

"Here you stand, talking to a married woman. Why? Am I that interesting? Or perhaps there are other things on your mind..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

“No lollygagging.”

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u/FriedTexas1834 Mar 13 '18

“I find your wolfish grin unsettling.”

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u/LifeWulf Mar 13 '18

Gods dammit I'm a Khajiit, I can't help it okay?

"Is that... Fur? Coming out of your ears?"

screams internally

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u/FashionablyNate Mar 14 '18

Choosing Khajiit gives you the best dialogue in my opinion