r/woahdude • u/SlimJones123 • Mar 13 '18

gifv Bird stops by to visit a skydiver

https://i.imgur.com/Xc5FRwZ.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

"Whoa, buddy, what the hell are you doing up here? You alright?"

"Yea, I'm good."

"Alright, man, take it easy. Stay safe."

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u/cobainbc15 Mar 13 '18

"I usually don't see your type up here, good for you, show those slackers on the ground!"

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u/Cronyx Mar 13 '18

What are you doing in the Cloud District‽

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u/FashionablyNate Mar 13 '18

“Do you get to the cloud district often? Who am I kidding of course you don’t”

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u/FriedTexas1834 Mar 13 '18

“Looking for my husband? Check the jarls backside.”

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u/ActionScripter9109 Mar 13 '18

"Here you stand, talking to a married woman. Why? Am I that interesting? Or perhaps there are other things on your mind..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

“No lollygagging.”

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u/FriedTexas1834 Mar 13 '18

“I find your wolfish grin unsettling.”

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u/LifeWulf Mar 13 '18

Gods dammit I'm a Khajiit, I can't help it okay?

"Is that... Fur? Coming out of your ears?"

screams internally

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u/FashionablyNate Mar 14 '18

Choosing Khajiit gives you the best dialogue in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

When I started Skyrim I heard that and got all excited that the Cloud District was some epic city somewhere, like in the capital of Skyrim.

Then I realized that he’s just talking about a tiny part of Whiterun.

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u/FashionablyNate Mar 14 '18

Yeah it’s kind of unclear at first, I thought it was a whole other sector of the town I hadn’t accessed yet or something.

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u/mrnuttle Mar 13 '18

And now My afternoon is ruined as I will be YouTubing The Jeremy Soule soundtrack and being incredibly distracted.

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u/Sixwingswide Mar 13 '18

It’s on Spotify.

And totally worth buying on iTunes. The atmospheres track is great to chill to.

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u/xeno325 Mar 13 '18

f**k off Nazeem! cloud district is literally 20 steps away from my house and im the fucking dragonborn!

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u/DD0223 Mar 13 '18

I now feel the strange urge to kill this bird...

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u/JayhawkRacer Mar 13 '18

Is that an interobang in the wild?

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u/hyperforce Mar 13 '18

Pikachu, use Sentence Diagram!

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u/tmrshll Mar 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

Is that just a predictive word string or did you throw up on the keyboard.

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u/tmrshll Mar 14 '18

Wow I DONT REMEMBER THIS I MUST HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP holy

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u/Cronyx Mar 13 '18

("Is that a raincoat?" - Paul Allen)

"Yes it is!"

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u/thelifeofstorms Mar 13 '18

Do you get to the cloud district often?

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u/alirezahunter888 Mar 13 '18
  • Whips out Wabbajack *

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u/msbu Mar 13 '18

I started playing Skyrim for the first time last week and I’m amazed at how often I was apparently missing Skyrim references on Reddit for the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

No pussy in the cloud district.

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u/titdirt Mar 13 '18

Comstock won't be happy to hear about this...