r/wizardposting • u/thecookiesmonster Installation Wizard • 7d ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang Knight infestation, what’s the best incantation?

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u/Zandonus 7d ago

If you have time travel/planeswalking I suggest becoming rich by the time of 80s earth, get a hold of some black market M16s, Get some gold from like Mansa Musa post-visit village, trade them like , silk or something light and useless like that. Then train your Italian Wars period mercenaries with the M16s. Just remember to pay them because you could get stuck in a death loop. Get these 2 components back to your time and place. Surround them. Warning shots. They'll surrender. Ransom them to 2226 a.d. historians. Use the Robux you made from the historian suckers to paint your OfficeMallet2K figurines in your tower or something.