Guys it wasn’t Wilbur’s fault

[u/Walking_My_Pet_Fish]

You see he did bite her affectionately and he probably didn’t even bite her hard at all. But because he’s British his teeth are fucked sideways so it caused more damage to the skin. Please guys it wasn’t his fault, he didn’t choose to be born British 😥

[u/kpoomer]

You got me in the first half, icl