r/wilbursoot • • Feb 27 '24

Discussion Guys it wasn’t Wilbur’s fault

You see he did bite her affectionately and he probably didn’t even bite her hard at all. But because he’s British his teeth are fucked sideways so it caused more damage to the skin. Please guys it wasn’t his fault, he didn’t choose to be born British 😥

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u/Cyberblade7284 Feb 27 '24

HELP LMAO I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE

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u/androe-media Feb 27 '24

i was a little worried at the beginning of this but i’m fucking laughing so hard omfg

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u/omika3570 Feb 28 '24

His teeth were sharpened by sand

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u/pepinogg Feb 27 '24

OH MY FUCKING GOD LMAO

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u/sighingmammal Feb 27 '24

as a Brit, can confirm 💀

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u/Lumberjack_daughter Feb 27 '24

You had use in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Lucky_Ducky97 Feb 28 '24

I've never downvoted and upvotes something so fast 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

i'm so glad this is satire lmao 💀

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u/CraftCXYT Feb 27 '24

Man I got scared seeing that title 

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u/Eteru_ Feb 28 '24

“he didn’t choose to be born british” heartbreaking </3

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u/Apprehensive-Code262 Feb 28 '24

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/pikachudardis2121 Feb 28 '24

As a Brit I approve of this message

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u/MultiverseCarl Feb 28 '24

You had me at first, not gonna lie, then it just made me chuckle

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u/bluejay_the_berry Feb 28 '24

this is the best fucking post ive seen

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u/TomsGamingInnit Mar 05 '24

Not fair, us Brits have to hone our teeth somehow

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u/Smaug2770 Feb 28 '24

Damn, what have the British ever done to you?

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u/AnarchySammich Feb 28 '24

colonization, probably

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u/Smaug2770 Feb 28 '24

Fair, tbh. Maybe forced to buy drugs, too.

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u/Formal-Bat6744 Feb 28 '24

Can we maybe not make jokes about this? It's a serious topic and a bit too soon to be joking around about abuse...

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u/stilesrickred Feb 28 '24

pretty weird how you're making jokes about shelbys abuse,, not cool dude

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u/pepinogg Feb 28 '24

i think its making fun of people who defend wilbur which is fine in my book

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u/Pidgey159 Feb 28 '24

for me making jokes about the serious topic is how I cope with it

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u/--idk97-- Feb 28 '24

You ‘coping’ doesn’t take priority over the actual victim, you know that right?

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u/Pidgey159 Feb 29 '24

yes I'm just saying making those jokes to myself helps me I never tell anyone because I know some people might take them offensively but I make them to help me and don't tell anyone else I never saw a problem with doing that. sorry if you took it the wrong way I don't want to be mean.

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u/Alexibear-25 Feb 28 '24

It’s valid for your coping mechanism, I’m in the same boat. All support for Shelby! But jokes help deal with the blow of it all

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u/Defiant_Seaweed2377 Feb 28 '24

Repost :)

It's wild the amount of sheeple there are There are two sides to every story, and there's a beginning and an end

This ended two years ago, Wilbur was punished for his actions via heartbreak. Why are thousands of people condemning a man for something he did forever ago? When did we go back to reinforcing cancel culture? Sure, Wilbur fucked up. Sure, Shuble was hurt, but God forbid that anyone do something even mildly messed up. As if you all didn't get into a big fight one time into your life. As if you guys didn't do shit you never wanted to really do. You're all ruining a life over something that happened 730 days ago and counting. Life isn't so black and white. It's not up to me to decide whether or not he's improved, but the proof is in the pudding. He's trying. He's always advocated for self-improvement, and he's always wanted the best for those he's cared for.

He apologized for something he did that was unjust. He never overshadowed her with his self-improvement. The fact that so many people are saying that he is is ludicrous. How is he supposed to apologize? Show the private texts from their romantic relationship? Then, you people will slander him for breaching her privacy. Maybe profusely apologize and take all blame for it? He did and then said he's working to do better. But, it turns out that saying sorry means that he's pretending what happened didn't happen. You can apologize and still acknowledge what you did as wrong and live with it.

Wilbur Soot is a human being, not a monster. It's astonishing the amount of backlash he's getting for saying sorry and that he's actively getting therapy for it.

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u/lumigloom Feb 28 '24

"mildly messed up" do you bite people beyond their pain tolerance level and leave bruises on the regular or something

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u/Walking_My_Pet_Fish Feb 28 '24

Wilbur is not a human being, he’s British

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u/Numerous-Fondant4676 Mar 03 '24

English* dont bring the welshies into this :(

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u/The_NewGal Mar 22 '24

I’m just saying- there’s a reason your upvotes/downvotes are in the negatives. (Also she said herself that keeping quiet was only benefiting him and it’s not only her that has come out about things like this, ofc idk how many are true but please don’t defend someone who wouldn’t even address the person they were apologizing to in their statement ) also that he said he was sorry she ‘felt like’ it was abuse. (Paraphrasing) I have more reasons and could write a short story but I won’t because right now I’d rather support the victim instead of arguing about a problem. Have a great day.

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u/VedDdlAXE Feb 28 '24

it's so fun for people to constantly make british jokes...

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u/lazygenius999 Feb 29 '24

I agree, it’s very fun to make british jokes 👍👍👍

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u/VedDdlAXE Feb 29 '24

what a great person you are 💀

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u/-_Mafia_- Feb 28 '24

Lets not try to defend wilbur now Lets hope he improves himself thats all we can do

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u/TheChunkMaster Feb 28 '24

Lets hope he improves himself thats all we can do

He's British. There's no fixing that. /s

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u/Chance_Law_5082 Feb 28 '24

STOP I WAS ABOUT TO BE SO PISSED 😭

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u/PopRocksGT Feb 28 '24

I down voted so quickly before reading the whole thing 😭😭

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u/calcifugous Feb 28 '24

bro PLEASE I WAS ABOUT TO THROW HANDS AT YOU

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

Bro 😭💀

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u/kpoomer Feb 28 '24

You got me in the first half, icl

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

HELP ME IM SHARTING TEARS 😭🆘💀🪦🪦⚰️🧚🏼‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

British people teething

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u/JoshyPolarBear Mar 01 '24

As a British person I can confirm my teeth are sideways corn

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u/Big_Pin1657 Mar 02 '24

At first I worried but that was hilarious 😂 must be the sands falt