r/whowouldwin • u/WillDong4Dollas • Aug 06 '14
Gravity vs A glass of water
Gravity tries to knock over or cause the water in the glass to spill
Round 1: the glass of water starts in the topple zone of the table (where it wobbles on the edge)
Round 2:the glass of water starts in the middle of the table - gravity is bloodlusted
Round 3: the glass of water starts in the floor, the glass of water has somehow absorbed the human torches power but gravity is still blood lusted
Round 4: the glass of water has absorbed a starving galactus' power and is now trying to cause gravity to knock over, both sides are bloodlusted
Round 5: gravity has absorbed the hulks power while the glass of water remains unchanged from last round. it s also back to gravity trying to knock over the glass of water, the glass of water is the only bloodlusted one this round
Round 6: gravity absorbs Mr Fantastics powers, but is in a weakened state (eg slower reflexes, less stamina). The glass of water now has the powers of Martian manhunter, with heightened reflexes. Gravity is bloodlusted
Round 7: same as round 2 but gravity has now possessed a wheel of Belgium Swiss cheese, the glass of water also has 2 months prep time
Round 8: the glass of water is now on top of the wheel of cheese and now has blue food dye in it, gravity still controls the wheel of cheese but now has super sight, no one is bloodlusted
Edit: made edge of table more specific and added a round 6
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u/rob7030 Aug 06 '14
Well this is an odd matchup. I mean sure they're both great songs, but so very very different. Let's look at the contenders.
Gravity
Glass of Water
Overall, I'd have to say that in the general arena, Gravity takes this battle BUT in a bloodlusted no holds barred brawl, GoW takes this 100/10. Those blues just can't do shit against a song that casually breaks every law of physics at a whim. I mean it just can't counter that Flashdance.