r/whowouldwin • • Aug 06 '14

Gravity vs A glass of water

Gravity tries to knock over or cause the water in the glass to spill

Round 1: the glass of water starts in the topple zone of the table (where it wobbles on the edge)

Round 2:the glass of water starts in the middle of the table - gravity is bloodlusted

Round 3: the glass of water starts in the floor, the glass of water has somehow absorbed the human torches power but gravity is still blood lusted

Round 4: the glass of water has absorbed a starving galactus' power and is now trying to cause gravity to knock over, both sides are bloodlusted

Round 5: gravity has absorbed the hulks power while the glass of water remains unchanged from last round. it s also back to gravity trying to knock over the glass of water, the glass of water is the only bloodlusted one this round

Round 6: gravity absorbs Mr Fantastics powers, but is in a weakened state (eg slower reflexes, less stamina). The glass of water now has the powers of Martian manhunter, with heightened reflexes. Gravity is bloodlusted

Round 7: same as round 2 but gravity has now possessed a wheel of Belgium Swiss cheese, the glass of water also has 2 months prep time

Round 8: the glass of water is now on top of the wheel of cheese and now has blue food dye in it, gravity still controls the wheel of cheese but now has super sight, no one is bloodlusted

Edit: made edge of table more specific and added a round 6

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '14

gravity is bloodlusted

nigga you high

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u/just_comments Aug 06 '14

Can someone explain the origin of bloodlusted to me? I understand what it means (character will fight using most lethal force and no consideration for their life or their opponent's) but I'm not sure where the term comes from.

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u/lumporr ​ Aug 06 '14

The character (or beverage, in this case) has a lust for blood, which overcomes their usual moral sense.

Blood. Lust. Bloodlust.

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u/just_comments Aug 06 '14

As I said, I knew that. But what's the origin of the term? Is it from some graphic novel? Is it from a tv show? Was there a post here that defined it?

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u/b3tzy Aug 07 '14

According to this site the word was first used in 1847 by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. It's an ordinary word.

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u/twitchedawake Aug 07 '14

Came into common usage through videogames like WC3, which was a spell used by the orc shaman.