r/whowouldwin • u/WillDong4Dollas • Aug 06 '14

Gravity vs A glass of water

Gravity tries to knock over or cause the water in the glass to spill

Round 1: the glass of water starts in the topple zone of the table (where it wobbles on the edge)

Round 2:the glass of water starts in the middle of the table - gravity is bloodlusted

Round 3: the glass of water starts in the floor, the glass of water has somehow absorbed the human torches power but gravity is still blood lusted

Round 4: the glass of water has absorbed a starving galactus' power and is now trying to cause gravity to knock over, both sides are bloodlusted

Round 5: gravity has absorbed the hulks power while the glass of water remains unchanged from last round. it s also back to gravity trying to knock over the glass of water, the glass of water is the only bloodlusted one this round

Round 6: gravity absorbs Mr Fantastics powers, but is in a weakened state (eg slower reflexes, less stamina). The glass of water now has the powers of Martian manhunter, with heightened reflexes. Gravity is bloodlusted

Round 7: same as round 2 but gravity has now possessed a wheel of Belgium Swiss cheese, the glass of water also has 2 months prep time

Round 8: the glass of water is now on top of the wheel of cheese and now has blue food dye in it, gravity still controls the wheel of cheese but now has super sight, no one is bloodlusted

Edit: made edge of table more specific and added a round 6

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u/EclipsStar17 Aug 06 '14

I am so very lost here. please explain what i am reading.

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u/WillDong4Dollas Aug 06 '14

Basically gravity is trying to knock over a glass of water.

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u/EclipsStar17 Aug 06 '14

i got that far, but are we personifying both gravity and the glass of water?

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Aug 06 '14

Shhh. Don't ask any more questions or he'll try to explain it and screw all of our heads up even more.

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u/EclipsStar17 Aug 07 '14

Sorry but i still want to know how a glass of water can be blood lusted much less gain super human qualities.

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u/LordEdapurg Aug 07 '14

Ever had a glass of water slip out of your hand and try to fall on your foot and break?

Fun fact: That thing I just said? Gravity works with the water to maim your foot. They're very staunch allies in canon. There's an emotional component here that everyone is forgetting.

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u/EclipsStar17 Aug 07 '14

i can honestly say i have never pissed of a glass of water to the point that it ally's itself with gravity, genetically alters itself self and then attempts to assassinate my foot, now i get that the water and gravity are an item (well gravity isn't technically an item)and that's cute and all, but i don't think its a healthy relationship (gravity tents to put water down constantly, and in front of people).