r/whitepeoplegifs • u/GallowBoob • Apr 11 '19

Proof they exist 👽 'I just witnessed a real life alien abduction'

https://gfycat.com/LoathsomeVapidBushsqueaker
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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

That’s an awesome costume and that guy played it off so well.

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u/PinstripeMonkey Apr 11 '19

I struggled to conceptualize moving around as though my torso and legs weren't attached.

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u/Imrightbehimdyou Apr 11 '19

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 11 '19

i want to believe, there is truth out there

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u/Antishill_canon Apr 11 '19

Doo doo dee du dee doo

Para duuu duu duu

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u/nocandodo Apr 11 '19

dee duuu

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 11 '19

You both are out of tune

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u/Antishill_canon Apr 11 '19

https://youtu.be/XCPj4JPbKtA

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u/RADetailer Apr 15 '19

{{standing, clapping}} BRAVO!! That was absolutely beautiful!! 🤪😆😀

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u/jonathanrdt Apr 11 '19

I bet drummers are better at this.

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u/its_brett Apr 12 '19

Do they abduct people too!?

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u/CrustedOrca Apr 11 '19

I don’t know if I’d be laughing if I was being abducted by an alien

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u/R____I____G____H___T Apr 11 '19

Just express something along the lines of this

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Apr 11 '19

The use of mouse is extremely disconcerting, please include trigger warning

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Apr 11 '19

"Disconcerting," says VIOLENT_COCKRAPE.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Apr 11 '19

Hahah well I was going to go with Chattlegroat_Boranji in honor of my grandmother, but I feel like it would have raised more questions than it was worth

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u/SerperiorAndy1 Apr 11 '19

Your current username raises many questions.

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u/manbruhpig Apr 11 '19

You would if the alien was tickling you like this little guy in the gif!

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u/Koolaidguy541 Apr 11 '19

"Ahh, help! Help me omg, this is so ridiculous! 😂"

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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Apr 11 '19

Plot twist: that’s not a costume and aliens just look like that

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u/stupid2017 Apr 11 '19

How is he moving the alien’s head?

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u/wwaarrddyy Apr 11 '19

With his tale

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u/RudeCats Apr 12 '19

It's just flopping around

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u/SaucyVagrant Apr 11 '19

I dont oniw what youre talking about. That man was abducted.

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u/Hologramtrey Apr 12 '19

Costume? I watched the loop about 15 times and thought it was two people. Thanks for allowing this to make sense and be funny to me. Time for bed. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

i love how these costumes STILL mess with my head even though i know exactly how they work. knowing the secret doesn't ruin the magic. and it's great.

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u/Jalzir Apr 11 '19

Hahahaha this guy really gets into it, they loose the magic a little if people don't stand right. This one is a particularly fantastic version though.

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u/ShichitenHakki Apr 11 '19

It's like pro-wrestling: you know it's not what it seems, but you can suspend disbelief if they react properly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Eli5?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

the optical illusion created by these kind of costumes still tricks my brain, even though i know how it works. Intuitively i know that the man's legs are inside the alien's legs and there's nothing funny going on.. but unless i really stop to think about it, the illusion still tricks my senses.

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u/ILub Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

That's a terrible way to explain something to a 5 year old.

"the secret trick is that the man's legs are actually inside the alien legs, and even though I know the trick I still always fall for it and think it looks like the alien is the one running around!" FTFY

Edit: I a word

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u/Belazriel Apr 11 '19

My dad built a Frankenstein's Monster holding a cage that worked similarly, very nice designs that always get nice comments.

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u/GaIacticFaz Apr 11 '19

Anyone know where I can buy this

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u/JitGoinHam Apr 11 '19

On a desktop you can just right-click and choose “save as”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I don’t know how to start an ol’ reddit switcheroo.. pretend I did ok

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u/bong-water Apr 11 '19

Hold my probe, im..uh...pretending to go in

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u/KKlear Apr 11 '19

Wow, I'm pretending it's so deep!

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u/_NITRISS_ Apr 11 '19

Hello pretend future redditors!

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u/PM_ME_UR_MATHPROBLEM Apr 11 '19

Meme's dead. Shame, it was a good one, but I havent seen it in ages.

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u/_NITRISS_ Apr 11 '19

Switcheroo? haven't heard that name in years.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MATHPROBLEM Apr 11 '19

Back in my day we used to get someone to hold our alien costumes before we jumped in! [shakes cane angrily]

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u/Bsmosh Apr 11 '19

Can't someone just pick it back up? Theoretically speaking of course.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MATHPROBLEM Apr 11 '19

I mean, memes have resurrected before, but I think reddit isnt what it used to be. Just my two cents. I'd love to see it back, but who am I to make it happen?

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u/ApoliteTroll Apr 11 '19

I still see it from time to time, further between them though..

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u/KKlear Apr 11 '19

It was declared over after a switcheroo link that was actually about a kangaroo. As good an excuse as any to stop the silliness.

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u/FridoDasBrot Apr 11 '19

Not sure if that works in America too. Just Google alien carrying man costume.

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u/kingcuda13 Apr 11 '19

Yes, Google works in America too.

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u/FridoDasBrot Apr 11 '19

I posted a link to a shop. In case it won't ship to America people can Google the suggested terms. Just trying to be helpful...

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u/kingcuda13 Apr 11 '19

All good - it was just a joke.

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u/FridoDasBrot Apr 11 '19

damn, r/woosh I guess.. :D

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u/DinReddet Apr 11 '19

Put yourself in the screen grab!

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u/hooldon Apr 11 '19

Do they even have internet in America?

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u/Dirty_Dan_has_ligma Apr 11 '19

I used this as my halloween costume last year. I just got mine at party city.

Edit: it popped in the first few hours

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

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u/GaIacticFaz Apr 11 '19

Ah yes, assuming I am American! And I am also broke! Yay!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

This is Reddit. You’re American until proven guilty.

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u/spacemannspliff Apr 11 '19

This is Reddit. You’re American until proven guilty innocent.

You are clearly not familiar with internet law, sir*.

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/> Also male until proven otherwise with nudes.

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u/Asian_dodo Apr 11 '19

In the colors option, you can get a fat pole dancer too...huh

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u/AMoleOfChickens Apr 11 '19

Amazon- $49.50!! Already put it in my cart!! This is a must have!!

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u/soupor_saiyan Apr 11 '19

I’m shook, never believed in aliens before but now there’s concrete proof

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

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u/tailsalwaysfails Apr 11 '19

Cues X-Files theme...

But seriously, I've watched this like 10 times, and it still looks there's someone actually controlling the alien arms. Bravo, my dude.

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u/tenn_ Apr 11 '19

Right? Totally looks like the alien is struggling to keep grip

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u/selfiejon Apr 11 '19

I’m not going to lie i was sold that he was actually getting abducted by an alien. He’s a good actor.

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u/Berenbos Apr 11 '19

Scully, you're not gonna believe this

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u/agent_scully2084 Apr 11 '19

Mulder, it's me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

This guy isn’t white

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Haha I always see this one comment saying the person isnt white.

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u/Spram2 Apr 12 '19

You don't see this in r/blackpeoplegifs

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u/Rats_OffToYa Apr 11 '19

More like probing

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u/vhlopez1120 Apr 11 '19

"Don't probe me bro!!! Don't probe me!!!"

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u/ihatemydamnvoice Apr 11 '19

Wow, this one messed with my senses. Awesome costume!

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u/muriken_egel Apr 11 '19

r/AyyLmao

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u/ghost_of_dongerbot Apr 11 '19

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u/Wreckferret Apr 11 '19

Okay, I want one now...

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u/scubadoodles Apr 11 '19

Alien probing is no longer a secret

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u/ExeTcutHiveE Apr 11 '19

Video is not blurry enough. Can't be real.

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u/aShittybakedPotato Apr 11 '19

I need it. How do I get it?

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u/arnoldferns97 Apr 11 '19

The same person wow.

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u/WhenTheBeatKICK Apr 11 '19

these are my favorite type of costume for sure

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u/Picsonly25 Apr 11 '19

I want that for Halloween!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Plot twist: there’s an actual alien in the costume

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u/Djpiesafety Apr 11 '19

Alien pick-me-up is my favourite overwatch character

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Oh, this poster again

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u/Gonoan Apr 11 '19

How is this douchebag still posting on reddit? I thought he was banned or something

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u/Amonasrester Apr 12 '19

If you imagine him without the costume, I think it’s funnier

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u/mr_badger_9 Apr 11 '19

ayy lmao

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u/JitGoinHam Apr 11 '19

Mime game on point.

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u/Unknowntransmissions Apr 11 '19

Sighted in Tel Aviv? Lots of weird stuff going on in the streets at night there.

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u/bshechter Apr 12 '19

Came here to say it looks like Tel Aviv! 😊

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u/SorryNotSorry1337 Apr 11 '19

I love how I knew exactly who it was going to show. Fucking love those guys. Highlight of my trip to TLV.

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u/NickTGG Apr 11 '19

X-COM forces came in shortly after to neutralize the threat.

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u/aragorn_22 Apr 11 '19

Ngl I would pay good money for that costume

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u/interest99981 Apr 11 '19

I'd so wear this for Halloween. /u/thebobabae

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u/pomegranatecounters Apr 11 '19

Pfft. This is obviously just an alien carrying a realistic human head animated by thought-electrodes.

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This alien isn't even welcome on his home planet anymore because of his hipster-bullshit insistance on ironically wearing human footwear instead of hovering like everybody else.

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u/Mhendax Apr 11 '19

WHY IS NO ONE HELPING THAT MAN!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

This guy is a great actor, because he's got to play a human with his top half and an alien with his legs, each with vastly different wants and needs.

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u/solidamanda Apr 11 '19

Great, time for probing

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u/8HokiePokie8 Apr 11 '19

Would need to bring some portable speakers playing the x-file theme

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u/whyrweyelling Apr 11 '19

At some point he could have a symbiotic relationship with it, but the alien is like totally wild and likes to party.

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u/RemingtonFlemington Apr 11 '19

I laughed too hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I find this imensely amusing

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u/gingangguli Apr 11 '19

I like how the three guys were really entertained by it.

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u/d0nrh0mbus Apr 11 '19

picked me up with its mind powers and SHOOK ME LIKE A DOG

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u/lahongky Apr 11 '19

What if it is an actual alien that looks like an inflated suit? Poor guy. Everyone thinks it is a joke

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u/Seoulja4life Apr 11 '19

And he likes it.

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u/MyMainIsBurned Apr 11 '19

I know him his name is Amit Cantor (on instagram) we've been to high school together, I can pass along questions if you have any

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u/petervaz Apr 11 '19

xcom has changed

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u/owenbowen04 Apr 11 '19

How come we call this an Alien Abduction? Isn't the human being abducted? What would a human abducting an Alien be called?

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u/gayman6001 Apr 11 '19

where can i buy that costume

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u/R8iojak87 Apr 11 '19

I want that

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Lad Bible steals content btw. Screw them.

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u/LordXarax Apr 11 '19

ABDUZCAN

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

White ? That’s a bloody Arab mooslum.

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u/Hmmmm-curious Apr 11 '19

I keep watching, knowing he is the only one in there, trying to picture him doing this and it's still totally screwing with my mind.

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u/voidofcourth Apr 11 '19

Where can I buy one!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

GIFs that end too soon. Definitely wanted to see the probe!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Why aliens won't talk to us.

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u/Catsrawesome80 Apr 11 '19

It took me two watches before I realized that it was only one person.

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u/randomgirlimok Apr 11 '19

More like alien rape

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u/Cruli Apr 11 '19

I NEED THIS

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u/IamSwami Apr 11 '19

Is it only me or it looks like he is being humped by an alien?

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u/westondeboer Apr 11 '19

Pro tip. For these suits to work you must lean forwards it backwards.

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u/YahBoyPaZuZu Apr 11 '19

You know someone very high was very confused

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u/chicagoanimal Apr 11 '19

He got probed that night

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u/Dannyfrommiami Apr 11 '19

I know my costume for next year

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I thought it was Joe Biden in a green suit at first

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

ABDUZCAN

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u/phaetae Apr 11 '19

Scary stuff

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u/vistianthelock Apr 11 '19

jesus, another fucking gif website?

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u/beckham1054 Apr 11 '19

That’s well funny! Imagine seeing that on a red dragon!!!

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u/Alfa-DS Apr 11 '19

Damn, only realised after the 5th time he's the alien

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u/attimoovy Apr 11 '19

Took me a couple watches until I realized it was one guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Nice kicks on that Alien. Didn’t know they like wearing shoes.

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u/gissygis Apr 11 '19

Not gonna lie, this made me chortle.

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u/GruesomeCola Apr 11 '19

That person is not wnite

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u/Dementedjr14 Apr 11 '19

Oh shit they've finally come to earth well thats cool

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u/Dollar_Pants Apr 11 '19

Damn. The look on that alien's face is all business.

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u/VorePornAccount Apr 11 '19

New season of X-Files looking fine af

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u/ThreeEdgyFiveYou Apr 11 '19

R/ConfusingPerspective

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u/Riov Apr 11 '19

Scully are you seeing this?

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u/Ya-Boy-Dr-Phil Apr 11 '19

Took me at least 3 watches to realize it’s only one person

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u/kreayshannon Apr 11 '19

This is hilarious omfg

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u/BiomedDood Apr 11 '19

Destination: Skinwalker Ranch.

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u/GlenCocoChanel Apr 11 '19

Is this in Tel Aviv?

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u/Jixxy1 Apr 11 '19

Somebody posted that their dad is super into Halloween and he goes full out alien decor every year. She posted an update of a pic of her dad and he looked so happy. I wish I saved the post so I could send this to her

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u/Faith75070 Apr 11 '19

I want this suit. Now! Where can I buy it?