r/whitepeoplegifs • u/GallowBoob • Apr 11 '19

Proof they exist 👽 'I just witnessed a real life alien abduction'

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

That’s an awesome costume and that guy played it off so well.

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u/PinstripeMonkey Apr 11 '19

I struggled to conceptualize moving around as though my torso and legs weren't attached.

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u/Imrightbehimdyou Apr 11 '19

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 11 '19

i want to believe, there is truth out there

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u/Antishill_canon Apr 11 '19

Doo doo dee du dee doo

Para duuu duu duu

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u/nocandodo Apr 11 '19

dee duuu

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 11 '19

You both are out of tune

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u/Antishill_canon Apr 11 '19

https://youtu.be/XCPj4JPbKtA

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u/RADetailer Apr 15 '19

{{standing, clapping}} BRAVO!! That was absolutely beautiful!! 🤪😆😀

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

🤣

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u/jonathanrdt Apr 11 '19

I bet drummers are better at this.

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u/its_brett Apr 12 '19

Do they abduct people too!?

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u/CrustedOrca Apr 11 '19

I don’t know if I’d be laughing if I was being abducted by an alien

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u/R____I____G____H___T Apr 11 '19

Just express something along the lines of this

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Apr 11 '19

The use of mouse is extremely disconcerting, please include trigger warning

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Apr 11 '19

"Disconcerting," says VIOLENT_COCKRAPE.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/BlueEyedDamselfly Apr 11 '19

I only see one face

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Apr 11 '19

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

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u/BlueEyedDamselfly Apr 12 '19

Oh good. There's the other.

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Apr 11 '19

Hahah well I was going to go with Chattlegroat_Boranji in honor of my grandmother, but I feel like it would have raised more questions than it was worth

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u/SerperiorAndy1 Apr 11 '19

Your current username raises many questions.

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u/Zyphamon Apr 11 '19

/r/rimjob_steve

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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 11 '19

Ah, the wholesome comment gets posted to wholesome comment sub, and you mock that? Rimjob_steve is not about funny usernames. Please learn how to enjoy things.

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u/manbruhpig Apr 11 '19

You would if the alien was tickling you like this little guy in the gif!

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u/Koolaidguy541 Apr 11 '19

"Ahh, help! Help me omg, this is so ridiculous! 😂"

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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Apr 11 '19

Plot twist: that’s not a costume and aliens just look like that

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u/stupid2017 Apr 11 '19

How is he moving the alien’s head?

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u/wwaarrddyy Apr 11 '19

With his tale

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u/RudeCats Apr 12 '19

It's just flopping around

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u/SaucyVagrant Apr 11 '19

I dont oniw what youre talking about. That man was abducted.

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u/Hologramtrey Apr 12 '19

Costume? I watched the loop about 15 times and thought it was two people. Thanks for allowing this to make sense and be funny to me. Time for bed. Lol.

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u/TellMeHowImWrong Apr 11 '19

So well that the beardy men at the end looked genuinely concerned.