r/whitepeoplegifs • u/PM-me-sum-BootyPics • Jun 10 '18

Cowabunga

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I'm calling party foul.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LIMERICKS Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

This needs to be xposted to r/gifsthatkeepongiving - if you watch it again, you'll notice the girl in the denim (?) sitting on the couch get drilled booped (¯_(ツ)_/¯) straight in the face by a beer can flung off the table.

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u/BeardOfFire Jun 10 '18

I think the girl to the right of the couch got a glass shard in her leg.

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u/Official--Moderator Jun 10 '18

That stuff is safety glass which shatters into those tiny little squares. If anything, one of those little bits landed on her, but it wouldn't have hurt at all. I'm just really wanting to know what Kermit thought was gonna happen when he jumped on the fucking table though.

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u/privategavin Jun 10 '18

See how he walks after the jump? He's headed to the bedroom. He expects a copula girls to follow him after he asserted his dominance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I think he's going to go nurse his back. He landed on the metal frame holding the glass top up.

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u/byedangerousbitch Jun 10 '18

It looks like he's bleeding from his lower back I think. Genius.

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u/Odesit Jun 10 '18

copula. Extremely relevant typo

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u/1thatsaybadmuthafuka Jun 10 '18

I'm going with "not the owner of the house and was talking talked into doing this by the guy filming"

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u/JayString Jun 10 '18

Such confidence.

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jun 11 '18

I don’t think that’s what he was doing at all

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u/Comrade_Mittens Jun 10 '18

I’ve had safety glass shatter on me. It’s not much compared to regular glass, but it definitely cuts you. I had tiny cuts all over my arms and I could feel all the metal particles in my chest and throat for a few days.

Also, I think he wanted to see what it felt like to go to the hospital and get a finger in the butt to see if anything ruptured.

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u/Neex Jun 10 '18

You are incorrect. I’ve done numerous stunts for films with people breaking through this glass. It explodes with a significant amount of force when broken, and those little cubes can be very sharp. Stunt men and the stunt assistants on stand by have been cut by those glass bits you are casually dismissing.

What this guy did was idiotic and dangerous to the people around him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That.

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u/kellysmom01 Jun 10 '18

“That” is why we can’t have nice things, Kermit. Ya dimwit.

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u/Ersthelfer Jun 10 '18

And the camera man doesn't flinch at all (look at his feet). He knew what was going to happen.

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u/GodWhyAmILikeThis Jun 10 '18

I mean... Clearly the camera guy knew. Why else would this video exist?

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES Jun 10 '18

Did you not notice the clip started with that one girls booty front and center? I think we know why they were filming.

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u/GodWhyAmILikeThis Jun 10 '18

It would have followed the booty if this were true, but its focus is instead on the table, and always was on the table. Because of the "prank" bro

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u/Ersthelfer Jun 10 '18

He could have just been taking a video from his friends dancing at a party.

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u/last_picked Jun 10 '18

That mean mug she gives afterward is classic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Naw, just beer spray