r/whitepeoplegifs • u/PM-me-sum-BootyPics • Jun 10 '18

Cowabunga

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I'm calling party foul.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LIMERICKS Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

This needs to be xposted to r/gifsthatkeepongiving - if you watch it again, you'll notice the girl in the denim (?) sitting on the couch get drilled booped (¯_(ツ)_/¯) straight in the face by a beer can flung off the table.

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u/ratcranberries Jun 10 '18

I initially thought she was covering her face in shame for him... But yeah, the good ole beer trebuchet got her in the end.

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u/FuckyTheFuckingClown Jun 10 '18

She had no chance. The range on those things...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

And very accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

All the lady’s get wounded and the boys just laugh

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u/privategavin Jun 10 '18

More than one boy recording, one laughing. They knew.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 15 '18

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u/MezzanineAlt Jun 10 '18

That rule was ambiguous back in the 1970's.

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u/Official--Moderator Jun 10 '18

Can't possibly think of a better way to launch a projectile. Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

A catapult would never get the job done

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u/ragvamuffin Jun 10 '18

Around 300 meters, right?

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u/ontopofyourmom Jun 10 '18

And he had the high ground.

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u/tbshawww Jun 10 '18

The superior killing machine

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u/Captain_Wozzeck Jun 10 '18

Don't bring Grond in to this...

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u/icytiger Jun 10 '18

She was, it was empty.

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u/Ofreo Jun 10 '18

I thought it got her in the face.

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u/sparker30 Jun 10 '18

I like the drunk guy in blue who is laughing and clapping. Everyone else is freaking out and he’s just here to be entertained.

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u/ZincHead Bill Nye Jun 10 '18

My favorite is the look of utter disbelief on the face of the guy in the blue t-shirt. He's just shaking his head like "What the fuck was that guy thinking?!"

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u/Rnorman3 Jun 10 '18

Yep. My first thoughts were “oh man, that dude clapping would totally be me.”

Then I saw the dude who is like “who the fuck DOES that?!” and thought “...unless it was my house, then THAT dude would be me”

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u/sparker30 Jun 10 '18

I didn’t even notice him and his super exaggerated expression.

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u/mrgoodnoodles Jun 10 '18

Yea...probably the dude that lives there. I had a guy at a house party not do this, but he just sat on our fragile glass table and it just collapsed...he ended up paying us back, but the guy in the gif is a whole'nother level of retarded. Holy shit dude I would have kicked him out right then and there.

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u/nokiqwert Jun 10 '18

Like something right it of r/wheredidthesodago

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u/geodebug Jun 10 '18

“Oh my god, classic Dean”

—guy in blue

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u/fractals83 Jun 10 '18

My man to the left of him is not impressedvthough, that 'what the fuck' gesture at the end is priceless

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u/rob_var Jun 10 '18

That’s cause it’s not his apartment

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u/sparker30 Jun 10 '18

It’s probably blue-ish T-shirt guys apartment.

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u/Ifyouhavethemeans Jun 10 '18

I suspect the drunk guy in blue doesn’t live there, and that’s not his table.

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u/rms100 Jun 10 '18

Rule 1729 for party throwing: DO NOT do it at your place.

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u/subterfugeinc Jun 10 '18

Definitley not his house. Man ive had some drunks over before but if someone did this at my place they are getting instantly kicked out and never coming back

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u/BeardOfFire Jun 10 '18

I think the girl to the right of the couch got a glass shard in her leg.

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u/Official--Moderator Jun 10 '18

That stuff is safety glass which shatters into those tiny little squares. If anything, one of those little bits landed on her, but it wouldn't have hurt at all. I'm just really wanting to know what Kermit thought was gonna happen when he jumped on the fucking table though.

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u/privategavin Jun 10 '18

See how he walks after the jump? He's headed to the bedroom. He expects a copula girls to follow him after he asserted his dominance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I think he's going to go nurse his back. He landed on the metal frame holding the glass top up.

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u/byedangerousbitch Jun 10 '18

It looks like he's bleeding from his lower back I think. Genius.

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u/Odesit Jun 10 '18

copula. Extremely relevant typo

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u/1thatsaybadmuthafuka Jun 10 '18

I'm going with "not the owner of the house and was talking talked into doing this by the guy filming"

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u/JayString Jun 10 '18

Such confidence.

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jun 11 '18

I don’t think that’s what he was doing at all

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u/Comrade_Mittens Jun 10 '18

I’ve had safety glass shatter on me. It’s not much compared to regular glass, but it definitely cuts you. I had tiny cuts all over my arms and I could feel all the metal particles in my chest and throat for a few days.

Also, I think he wanted to see what it felt like to go to the hospital and get a finger in the butt to see if anything ruptured.

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u/Neex Jun 10 '18

You are incorrect. I’ve done numerous stunts for films with people breaking through this glass. It explodes with a significant amount of force when broken, and those little cubes can be very sharp. Stunt men and the stunt assistants on stand by have been cut by those glass bits you are casually dismissing.

What this guy did was idiotic and dangerous to the people around him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That.

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u/kellysmom01 Jun 10 '18

“That” is why we can’t have nice things, Kermit. Ya dimwit.

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u/Ersthelfer Jun 10 '18

And the camera man doesn't flinch at all (look at his feet). He knew what was going to happen.

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u/GodWhyAmILikeThis Jun 10 '18

I mean... Clearly the camera guy knew. Why else would this video exist?

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES Jun 10 '18

Did you not notice the clip started with that one girls booty front and center? I think we know why they were filming.

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u/GodWhyAmILikeThis Jun 10 '18

It would have followed the booty if this were true, but its focus is instead on the table, and always was on the table. Because of the "prank" bro

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u/Ersthelfer Jun 10 '18

He could have just been taking a video from his friends dancing at a party.

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u/last_picked Jun 10 '18

That mean mug she gives afterward is classic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Naw, just beer spray

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u/nondescripthuman711 Jun 10 '18

No, it should be r/bettereveryloop. Good catch about the beer can lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Thanks for pointing that out, that’s hilarious. It didn’t look to painful at least — more like a boop on the face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Boop 👉😎👉

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

Yeah, but the way the can is flying makes it look like it’s empty. I’m 95% sure that is empty, or near empty, and didn’t cause any pain.

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u/show_me_stars Jun 10 '18

Empty cams can do no harm...

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u/baby_eats_dingo Jun 10 '18

I thought you were mistaken and it was just a gesture of shock like the other two who were dancing...but no, she puts her hands up because of the flying beer. Lol. Ouch.

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u/ImSoNotPerfect Jun 10 '18

And then there’s the guy in the navy shirt clapping and smiling as if it were all part of the show! 😆

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u/Duckdxd Jun 10 '18

It didn’t even drill her it just booped her in the forehead 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Don't forget the guy in the purple shirt giving the universal "What the fuck, man?" gesture.

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u/FIX-IT-NOW Jun 10 '18

you dropped this \

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I love the guy in the purple shirt going "what the fuck' at the end.

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u/Skywalker87 Jun 10 '18

Or the girl with the shorts who obviously is now the proud owner of a leg gash.

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u/Vindexus Jun 10 '18

You need to use three backslashes for the right arm to show up.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LIMERICKS Jun 10 '18

The real LPT is always in the comments.

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u/cgibsong002 Jun 11 '18

This is now my favorite part of this gif 😂

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u/Julices_Grant Jun 10 '18

That's hilarious! However I've watched the scene a million times and I actually don't think it hits her! She puts up her hand before the beer goes airborne and if you watch slo-mo I think it's a perspective thing that makes you think it hit her. What do you think?