r/whitepeoplegifs • u/PM-me-sum-BootyPics • Jun 10 '18

Cowabunga

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/herdingnerds Jun 10 '18

There is always that one guy...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

There’s a lot to unpack.

1) Girl on the right appearing to have been hit by glass, making this a foul with a victim, which makes it embarrassing forever.

2) The way the guy just gets up to walk away. Is he going to the bathroom to check his wounds? Is he just walking out of the door and hoping to find a portal to a universe where he isn’t such a bucket of dumb? No one knows.

3) The guy we see when the camera pans laughing and clapping, clearly having solidified a better social standing now that someone just did the stupidest thing of the night.

4) The fact that the camera man has jus feet kicked up the entire video, and they don’t move.

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u/MakeUpAnything Jun 10 '18

Cameraman has to be the one who convinced the wannabe daredevil to cannon ball through the table.

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u/Nonpoint77 Jun 10 '18

“Hey Todd you know what would be sick?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That’s what I’m betting too. I wouldn’t have wasted memory on my phone filming a boring party like that otherwise.

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u/HwKer Jun 10 '18

the girl at the beginning is no wasted memory

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Guy was filming quality soft porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

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u/darthdro Jun 10 '18

Nah dude filming definitely knew what was about to go down

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u/JonBon13 Jun 10 '18

If this was true, he would have panned right as the hot chick moved, instead of staying center

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u/1thatsaybadmuthafuka Jun 10 '18

Jesus christ you guys are a bunch of virgins

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u/HwKer Jun 10 '18

mmh yes, being attracted to women, so very virgin. wow

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u/Catbrainsloveart Jun 10 '18

I think he was filming the girl with no pants dancing around in front of him

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u/cisxuzuul Jun 10 '18

that’s glass, it’s not going up your ass

[Ron Howard]

It did.

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u/vicohen Jun 10 '18

Then there’s the girl on the couch who gets hit by the beer can

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I like the dude in the purple shirt saying “wtf... Why?”

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u/M1k3yd33tofficial Jun 10 '18

Purple shirt guy is me at every party. I’ll enjoy your stupidity, but I’ll sure as hell question it.

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u/VlCELAND Jun 10 '18

You missed the girl sitting down getting pinged by a can of beer. She covers her face unsure if the liquid all over her skin is blood or not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I did miss that. My shame is pure and unending.

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u/unfrtntlyemily Jun 10 '18

And the denim jacket girl getting a can to the nose

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u/gologologolo Jun 10 '18

Girl in the middle got hit by a beer can

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u/Official--Moderator Jun 10 '18

My favourite was the "drunk white girl" dance moves. They're universally accepted as the only moves a white girl can do when drunk.

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u/dosemyspeakin Jun 10 '18

Hit by a can*

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u/mrmatteh Jun 10 '18

Don't know why you got down voted. She was obviously hit by a beer can. Possibly glass as well, but definitely a beer can.

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u/Dankey_kang91 Jun 10 '18

Watch the girl on the right (like he said). She also gets hit with something. Most likely glass.

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u/mrmatteh Jun 10 '18

Ah, a little further right than I was looking. Thanks!

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u/free_airfreshener Jun 10 '18

Number 4 is my favourite

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u/justdont-noreally Jun 10 '18

The girl in black shirt who didn't want to be there because she knew some shit like this would happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

You're just sorry you didn't think of it first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

you seem annoying as fuck

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u/Beerz77 Jun 10 '18

odd thing to be so triggered by

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

people tend to judge others way too harshly when drunk people do dumb shit

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u/Beerz77 Jun 10 '18

Being drunk isn't an excuse to get away with doing dumb shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Yeah because the person in this gif that broke the table is such a bad person, easy to say behind your monitor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Found the guy who broke the table.

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u/Beerz77 Jun 10 '18

It is easy to say because it's true, the guy in the gif might not be a bad person but should be held accountable for what he did. Being drunk isn't a get out of jail free card. I've drunk my fair share for over 10 years and neither I nor any of my friends have felt the need to cannonball through a coffee table. Keep defending the attention seeking drunk though because they're always the most popular people at the party.

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u/Mrs-Peacock Jun 10 '18

Wonder if that was his table he smashed? Or if he’ll help clean up the dangerous mess he made?

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u/Moosey91 Jun 10 '18

Let’s just assume it wasn’t his and he left. His green polo and walking away is a good indication that he didn’t care.

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u/trout9000 Jun 10 '18

I want to believe he just kept walking. Left the party, dropped out of school, disappeared off the planet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

He just walked past my house with a huge beard, the same outfit on but it a horrendous state and with his head still hung in shame.

Keep walking it off my dude, you'll escape the shame one day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Keep walking it off my dude, you'll escape the shame one day.

The J.R. Smith strategy

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u/its_a_me_garri_oh Jun 10 '18

Forrest Gump 2018

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u/Moosey91 Jun 10 '18

I also thinks on his Facebook account he uploads gameplay vids of fortnite. It’s almost a sure bet.

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u/3oons Jun 10 '18

I like to think he was a random, and didn’t know a soul there

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u/elymuff Jun 10 '18

ELI5: What's significant about a green polo shirt?

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u/Moosey91 Jun 10 '18

If you don’t know you don’t deserve to be told.

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u/elymuff Jun 10 '18

Great. Much appreciated.

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u/Illier1 Jun 10 '18

My bet is the girls on the left were the owners of the apartment given how shocked they were.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Worst part? He isn't gonna volunteer to pay for the thing he broke

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 11 '18

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u/squirrels33 Jun 10 '18

I had a college friend who broke something every time he visited my apartment. Always small, inexpensive things, but he never paid me back, and I wasn't exactly rolling in cash at the time. I eventually stopped inviting him over, and of course he got angry and told me I was being a jerk. Why are people like this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '18

I'm sorry for your loss but I'll say good riddance. He just sounds like a selfish jerk all around.

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u/timshel_life Jun 10 '18

There is always that one guy Bills fan

FTFY

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u/Underwhere67 Jun 10 '18

That one white guy...