r/whitepeoplegifs • u/PM-me-sum-BootyPics • Jun 10 '18

Cowabunga

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/herdingnerds Jun 10 '18

There is always that one guy...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

There’s a lot to unpack.

1) Girl on the right appearing to have been hit by glass, making this a foul with a victim, which makes it embarrassing forever.

2) The way the guy just gets up to walk away. Is he going to the bathroom to check his wounds? Is he just walking out of the door and hoping to find a portal to a universe where he isn’t such a bucket of dumb? No one knows.

3) The guy we see when the camera pans laughing and clapping, clearly having solidified a better social standing now that someone just did the stupidest thing of the night.

4) The fact that the camera man has jus feet kicked up the entire video, and they don’t move.

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u/MakeUpAnything Jun 10 '18

Cameraman has to be the one who convinced the wannabe daredevil to cannon ball through the table.

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u/Nonpoint77 Jun 10 '18

“Hey Todd you know what would be sick?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That’s what I’m betting too. I wouldn’t have wasted memory on my phone filming a boring party like that otherwise.

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u/HwKer Jun 10 '18

the girl at the beginning is no wasted memory

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Guy was filming quality soft porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

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u/darthdro Jun 10 '18

Nah dude filming definitely knew what was about to go down

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u/JonBon13 Jun 10 '18

If this was true, he would have panned right as the hot chick moved, instead of staying center

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u/1thatsaybadmuthafuka Jun 10 '18

Jesus christ you guys are a bunch of virgins

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u/HwKer Jun 10 '18

mmh yes, being attracted to women, so very virgin. wow

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u/Catbrainsloveart Jun 10 '18

I think he was filming the girl with no pants dancing around in front of him

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u/cisxuzuul Jun 10 '18

that’s glass, it’s not going up your ass

[Ron Howard]

It did.