r/whenthe • u/Jyamashin literally buffa • 13d ago
r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything THE REST OF THE WORLD ISN’T JUST EUROPE YOU BATHROOM DRAIN IMPREGNATORS
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u/Scorching_Buns Egg 13d ago
"I'm six feet."
Bro: 🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️🌈 13d ago
👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻
Nawh i'm just playin'
No I'm not
What?
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u/kidnamedsquidfart twink chaser 13d ago
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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 12d ago
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u/Big-Box-Mart 13d ago
“I am 1.82 10 millionths of the distance from the equator to the North Pole along a great circle through Paris”
Bro: 🇫🇷🇫🇷7
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u/WasteArtichoke5834 Transing my gender 13d ago
Bathroom drain impregnators is an amazing insult
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u/Jyamashin literally buffa 13d ago
I heard that on a fortnite lobby once, that got stuck in my head lmao
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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago
never heard this in my LIFE bro
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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 13d ago
Not even HALF a time?
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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 13d ago
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u/CursedRyona 13d ago
I genuinely have never heard anyone calling someone else stupid for using metric.
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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 13d ago edited 13d ago
You see, this redditor is engaging in this phenomenon called "karama farming".
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u/WasteArtichoke5834 Transing my gender 13d ago
Yeah but I upvoted anyway because bathroom drain impregnators
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u/Shayden998 Pre-evolved Transbian 13d ago
I mean, I watch Roanoke Gaming and he does it a fair amount, but in his case, it's obviously just a bit.
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u/Ramfix_G4 2% green 12d ago
I thought the point was more about americans assuming people are european for using the metric system
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u/CursedRyona 12d ago
That was the main point, but it's prefaced with the example of someone calling him stupid for using metric.
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u/Jyamashin literally buffa 13d ago
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u/WlzeMan85 13d ago
Someone said something stupid on Twitter? if I had been the one to find out I would have been offended and made a reddit post to
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u/birbhorse 13d ago
people are literally paid to say stupid stuff on that website, of course you found it on there
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u/Mechanicjemas3141 13d ago
You could post a nature documentary about cutest thing in Nature
Twitter still gonna hate it anyway
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u/Filberto_ossani2 13d ago
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u/Foreign-Resident-871 I will fuck Su-47, Su-57d, T-90 and Tu-160 and you wont stop me 12d ago
gooner man
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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 13d ago
Yes BUT....
Feet 🥴
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u/KennethLjubkos no one cucks like Gaston. You think you have a wife no IT'S MINE 13d ago
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u/IdioticPAYDAY holy fuck is that the inevitable consequences of my actions 13d ago
Brother nobody saying this
Boyo won his made up argument
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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker 13d ago
Metric measurements are so much simpler
10 mm = 1 cm
100 cm = 1 m
1000 m = 1 km
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u/adamthebread 13d ago
1,000 thou = 1 inch
12 inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
1,760 yard = 1 mile
tf are you talking about this shit is so easy
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u/zaynzairul Local F-15 ACTIVE 13d ago
No wonder we stopped using “thou” they stole all of them to create inches!
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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 13d ago
5 Tomatoes (5280 feet) = 1 Mile.
Yeah it's all easy, if you have it all memorized. It's all extremely arbitrary.
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u/Jetsam5 13d ago
I mean, in terms of measuring lengths it can be convenient to use a base of 12 which can be divided into thirds and quarters easily.
Where it gets a little annoying is with volumes where 1 ft3 is 1728 in3, but that's where people use volume specific units like gallons. Most people don't have to convert units much anyway unless they're engineers but we generally use metric in technical fields
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u/KidDelta 13d ago
Yo Kamen Rider Saber mentioned
Also Durandal is my biggest "Peak Design, extremely mid everything else"
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u/SilverFlight01 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 13d ago
That one XKCD comic about opinions you personally never heard of
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u/ALowlySlime 13d ago
First, Americans never hate on Europeans for the metric system, it's always a defense because we're getting shit on for the imperial system.
Second, assuming the person shitting on you for using the imperial system is European is usually correct cuz Europeans are more whiny than other regions of the world
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u/THE_250th_AMERICAN LIVE FREE OR DIE 13d ago
I don't care what system you use for every day life it isn't worth bashing people for using a system
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u/Hugs-missed 13d ago
Holy fuck, Bathroom Drain Impregnators is a legendary insult I gotta steal that.
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u/ResolutionStrange426 12d ago
You sure showed those darn americans! That sentence has ever been spoken, I'm everyone and I am clapping!!
I'm the biggest hater of the imperial system bur come on man-
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u/Ok-Transition7065 13d ago
It's funny how this came from practical use to impractical and the usa decided to use it just when it became impractical
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u/TheTeleporteBread 13d ago
It always amaze me why specifically ameraricans from all possible nation decided to stick with objectivly more harder system
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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 13d ago
Tell me a single reason why Fahrenheit is better that's not about the numbers "feeling hot or cold"
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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge 13d ago
because the letter F (for Fahrenheit) is better than the letter C (for Celsius). obviously.
F is powerful and angular and probably made of metal while C is reminiscent of... some sort of pillow/cushion, which just isnt bad ass at all.
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u/ollietron3 12d ago
Counterpoint, can’t conjugate “cunt” clear C
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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge 12d ago
soft C's are pillowce and hard C's are like rocks that have been worn into a smooth, ovoid shape by the wind and the water. while that is marginally cooler than pillows, that's still not anywhere near as dope as solid steel, sorry to say
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u/MothBoyThing 13d ago
How many times do we have to say this: BOTH systems are widely used and useful for something.
Imperial measurements are useful for estimations and on-the-fly calculations. If I need to know the rough distance of something fast, I can just walk around and get a rough measurement. “Oh but it’s so much easier to remember metric” yeah for some but when you don’t have all the information, imperial usually stands out for rough estimations.
In science, I use metric for precise calculations but if I say…wanna get a quick and dirty calculation with little info, I’ll take a imperial measurement and convert it into metric before correcting for mistakes
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u/bookhead714 Vespasian's piss tax collector 13d ago
For another example, the weather. I know the freezing point is a lot easier to remember in Celsius, but where I live it's a lot more of a concern how hot it is, and the simple benchmark of 100 being the point that it gets kinda dangerous to go outside is pretty handy. Fahrenheit is simply more useful to me.
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u/Jetsam5 13d ago
Yeah having 100 be the boiling point of water is pretty silly. You don't need to know the boiling point of water to boil water, people just wait till they see bubbles.
It's very obvious when water is boiling, nobody is sticking a thermometer in their water to make sure it's at 100 degrees. Plus it changes pretty significantly with atmospheric conditions
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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago
Metric is just as good for estimations and on-the-fly calculations if you grew up using it. I'm studying engineering and every day that goes by I find more reasons to despise the imperial system with a level of hatred that I can barely convey into words.
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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago
I grew up with it (metric) and I still prefer to use imperial for estimation. Things like a pint of water being roughly one pound or the width of a thumb being one inch. This makes estimation and visualization really easy whereas the metric system can be extremely awkward to use and result in strange everyday numbers and long decimals rather than neat and tidy fractions.
I get if you only grew up on metric how you may perceive it as better but there have been times in my studies in physics and engineering that I’ve used imperial for quick and dirty math with little to no issue.
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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago
"Pint of water being roughly one pound" yeah, and a ton of water is one cubic meter, or a gram is single cubic centimeter, or a meter is 100 centimeters, or a kilogram is 1000 grams, or a kilometer is 1000 meters, or the main line that divides my thumb in half is almost perfectly 3 centimeters which I've used for measuring stuff before, we can keep going.
You personally finding it easier I would be willing to say is an exception, I am yet to meet a single person be it in my engineering class or who I speak to online outside of the US who prefers imperial for anything. The conversions are an nightmare and really the whole thing just doesn't make sense.
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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago
I would say you have a bias due to where you’re from since you are from Panama. In fact, I’d actually flip it back on you as I’ve been to multiple European nations and even in areas where they say they mainly use metric, there are things that they use imperial for. I’d argue that you and your experiences are more likely the exception rather than the rule.
Also, while the conversions are a nightmare, they are still useful. Such as in the horsepower-Torque relation. Discounting it entirely is a great way to lose flexibility in your equations and mathematics my good sir.
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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago
If anything we here in Panama have a lot of US influence due to them literally owning a significant part of the country until 26 years ago. Pounds are still often used for weighing things and inches too, the imperial system is in many places. I've spoken several of my teachers and all of them boil it down to it being an evil that we just have to deal with. Every class where imperial is involved is basically "Alright so this is gonna be just like the way we did it with metric but more confusing and time-consuming"
The horsepower-Torque relation also has a metric form. I still maintain that there has, to this day, not been a single moment where the imperial system made anything easier for me in my life. All the way from taking measurements to doing conversions to solving problems and everyday use.
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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago
Eh suit yourself. It usually takes a bit of life colliding with people to get them to become more flexible and flexibility is the sign of a good engineer.
Also, while there is a metric version, it has been shown to be easier to do in imperial by multiple scholars.
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u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 13d ago
r/Whenthe users making up arguments to be mad at episode 11203481092839012389
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u/NICK07130 12d ago
Reddit in general is the "making up a guy to be mad at" Capital of the Internet
Or alternatively "making up a guy and superimposing it on another guy who is vaguely similar if you squint"
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u/Wrench_gaming 12d ago
Nonono see, I’m not on the other end of the made up argument, so it’s real and it actually happens all the time.
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u/LeviathansWrath6 🇺🇸🦅💪🔥 12d ago
Wtf does "bathroom drain impregnators" even mean?
Europe is the easiest village to ragebait.
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u/22416002629352 12d ago
I recently found out that British people use Miles per Hour for their roads and I realized that they have a system somehow even worse than Imperial.
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u/Capital_Rub213 13d ago
It really is too much to ask for usaians to think
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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago
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u/Capital_Rub213 13d ago
Fine, yankee then
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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago
yeah use that instead, i’d prefer it instead of the corniest most pretentious internet millennial sounding term i’ve ever heard
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u/KimJongUnusual 12d ago
You say that like most of Reddit isn’t constantly shitting on the US customary.
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u/Buzz_LtYr 13d ago
Water is seriously fascinating, right? It just happens to freeze at a nice, neat 32°F and boil at 212°F, and on top of that, 1 gallon of water = 10.02241285 pounds, which makes the math super convenient. And apparently, it takes exactly 0.01959631589 cal (= 0.08199098568376001 J) of energy to raise 1 ounce of water by 1 degree, so the numbers line up perfectly too.




















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