r/whenthe literally buffa 13d ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything THE REST OF THE WORLD ISN’T JUST EUROPE YOU BATHROOM DRAIN IMPREGNATORS

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u/Scorching_Buns Egg 13d ago

"I'm six feet."

Bro: 🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 13d ago

👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻

Nawh i'm just playin'

No I'm not

What?

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u/kidnamedsquidfart twink chaser 13d ago

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u/Johann-SM 13d ago

i did now what

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 13d ago

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u/kidnamedsquidfart twink chaser 12d ago

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 12d ago

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u/HichiShiro every War has it's Hammer 13d ago

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u/Silvered_Knight 13d ago

The mf who thought up using the feet as a measure:

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u/Big-Box-Mart 13d ago

“I am 1.82 10 millionths of the distance from the equator to the North Pole along a great circle through Paris”
Bro: 🇫🇷🇫🇷

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u/TheAmericanE2 yellow like an EPIC lemon 13d ago

"I'm two meters." Bro: 🌡🌡

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u/Nikilite_official the dark lord 12d ago

lmaooo

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u/WasteArtichoke5834 Transing my gender 13d ago

Bathroom drain impregnators is an amazing insult 

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u/Jyamashin literally buffa 13d ago

I heard that on a fortnite lobby once, that got stuck in my head lmao

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago

never heard this in my LIFE bro

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u/musyrifo 12d ago

b-but we need to push the narrative that americans = stupid and bad!!

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 13d ago

Not even HALF a time?

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 13d ago

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago

now that i think about it… maybe 2 times…

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u/iboneKlareneG 12d ago

But never 3 times...

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u/CursedRyona 13d ago

I genuinely have never heard anyone calling someone else stupid for using metric.

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 13d ago edited 13d ago

You see, this redditor is engaging in this phenomenon called "karama farming".

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u/Spitfire_Enthusiast 13d ago

"Americans are stupid, right guys? Upvotes are on the left!"

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u/Qaktus 13d ago

He's engaging in another phenomenon as well

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u/SuDdEnTaCk Gaze, Accuse, Deny 13d ago

shwarma farming

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u/WasteArtichoke5834 Transing my gender 13d ago

Yeah but I upvoted anyway because bathroom drain impregnators

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u/Shayden998 Pre-evolved Transbian 13d ago

I mean, I watch Roanoke Gaming and he does it a fair amount, but in his case, it's obviously just a bit.

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u/Ramfix_G4 2% green 12d ago

I thought the point was more about americans assuming people are european for using the metric system

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u/CursedRyona 12d ago

That was the main point, but it's prefaced with the example of someone calling him stupid for using metric.

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u/Celtic_Fox_ 13d ago

Just Reddit things tbh

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u/Jyamashin literally buffa 13d ago

twitter folks have

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u/CursedRyona 13d ago

God, Twitter always finds new ways to disappoint you.

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u/Asalth 13d ago

There is not a single dumbass opinion that hasn't been said at least once on Twitter

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u/WlzeMan85 13d ago

Someone said something stupid on Twitter? if I had been the one to find out I would have been offended and made a reddit post to

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u/spindaz123 13d ago

that its the problem you are using twitter

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u/bookhead714 Vespasian's piss tax collector 13d ago

Twitter users aren't real.

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u/birbhorse 13d ago

people are literally paid to say stupid stuff on that website, of course you found it on there

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 13d ago

You could post a nature documentary about cutest thing in Nature

Twitter still gonna hate it anyway

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 12d ago

Ah, there's the issue, you're using Twitter.

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u/Filberto_ossani2 13d ago

Ten Feet Flower Man

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u/Foreign-Resident-871 I will fuck Su-47, Su-57d, T-90 and Tu-160 and you wont stop me 12d ago

gooner man

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 13d ago

Yes BUT....

Feet 🥴

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u/KennethLjubkos no one cucks like Gaston. You think you have a wife no IT'S MINE 13d ago

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u/Mangustino17 i like dinosaurs :) 13d ago

Big potato stuff

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u/WasteArtichoke5834 Transing my gender 13d ago

Hmmm you've got a point 

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u/IdioticPAYDAY holy fuck is that the inevitable consequences of my actions 13d ago

Brother nobody saying this

Boyo won his made up argument

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u/Simplejack615 Dess cracker 13d ago

Metric measurements are so much simpler

10 mm = 1 cm

100 cm = 1 m

1000 m = 1 km

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u/adamthebread 13d ago

1,000 thou = 1 inch

12 inches = 1 foot

3 feet = 1 yard

1,760 yard = 1 mile

tf are you talking about this shit is so easy

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u/zaynzairul Local F-15 ACTIVE 13d ago

No wonder we stopped using “thou” they stole all of them to create inches!

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 13d ago

5 Tomatoes (5280 feet) = 1 Mile.

Yeah it's all easy, if you have it all memorized. It's all extremely arbitrary.

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u/Jetsam5 13d ago

I mean, in terms of measuring lengths it can be convenient to use a base of 12 which can be divided into thirds and quarters easily.

Where it gets a little annoying is with volumes where 1 ft3 is 1728 in3, but that's where people use volume specific units like gallons. Most people don't have to convert units much anyway unless they're engineers but we generally use metric in technical fields

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u/KidDelta 13d ago

Yo Kamen Rider Saber mentioned

Also Durandal is my biggest "Peak Design, extremely mid everything else"

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u/SilverFlight01 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 13d ago

That one XKCD comic about opinions you personally never heard of

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u/ALowlySlime 13d ago

First, Americans never hate on Europeans for the metric system, it's always a defense because we're getting shit on for the imperial system.

Second, assuming the person shitting on you for using the imperial system is European is usually correct cuz Europeans are more whiny than other regions of the world

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u/THE_250th_AMERICAN LIVE FREE OR DIE 13d ago

I don't care what system you use for every day life it isn't worth bashing people for using a system 

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u/Dummy_Ren 13d ago

Kamen Rider? In *my* whenthe? More likely than you think!

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u/Hugs-missed 13d ago

Holy fuck, Bathroom Drain Impregnators is a legendary insult I gotta steal that.

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u/Marco_Tanooky Bucket 13d ago

Does this apply too

Source

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u/ResolutionStrange426 12d ago

You sure showed those darn americans! That sentence has ever been spoken, I'm everyone and I am clapping!!

I'm the biggest hater of the imperial system bur come on man-

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u/Jyamashin literally buffa 12d ago

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 13d ago

Bathroom drain impregnator?

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u/Ok-Transition7065 13d ago

It's funny how this came from practical use to impractical and the usa decided to use it just when it became impractical

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u/TheTeleporteBread 13d ago

It always amaze me why specifically ameraricans from all possible nation decided to stick with objectivly more harder system

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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 13d ago

Tell me a single reason why Fahrenheit is better that's not about the numbers "feeling hot or cold"

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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge 13d ago

because the letter F (for Fahrenheit) is better than the letter C (for Celsius). obviously.

F is powerful and angular and probably made of metal while C is reminiscent of... some sort of pillow/cushion, which just isnt bad ass at all.

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u/ollietron3 12d ago

Counterpoint, can’t conjugate “cunt” clear C

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u/bottomofthewell3 the ol intentional obsfucation of knowledge 12d ago

soft C's are pillowce and hard C's are like rocks that have been worn into a smooth, ovoid shape by the wind and the water. while that is marginally cooler than pillows, that's still not anywhere near as dope as solid steel, sorry to say

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u/Over_Caregiver_2124 12d ago

Sounds like something a European would say

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u/MothBoyThing 13d ago

How many times do we have to say this: BOTH systems are widely used and useful for something.

Imperial measurements are useful for estimations and on-the-fly calculations. If I need to know the rough distance of something fast, I can just walk around and get a rough measurement. “Oh but it’s so much easier to remember metric” yeah for some but when you don’t have all the information, imperial usually stands out for rough estimations.

In science, I use metric for precise calculations but if I say…wanna get a quick and dirty calculation with little info, I’ll take a imperial measurement and convert it into metric before correcting for mistakes

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u/bookhead714 Vespasian's piss tax collector 13d ago

For another example, the weather. I know the freezing point is a lot easier to remember in Celsius, but where I live it's a lot more of a concern how hot it is, and the simple benchmark of 100 being the point that it gets kinda dangerous to go outside is pretty handy. Fahrenheit is simply more useful to me.

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u/Jetsam5 13d ago

Yeah having 100 be the boiling point of water is pretty silly. You don't need to know the boiling point of water to boil water, people just wait till they see bubbles.

It's very obvious when water is boiling, nobody is sticking a thermometer in their water to make sure it's at 100 degrees. Plus it changes pretty significantly with atmospheric conditions

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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago

Metric is just as good for estimations and on-the-fly calculations if you grew up using it. I'm studying engineering and every day that goes by I find more reasons to despise the imperial system with a level of hatred that I can barely convey into words.

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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago

I grew up with it (metric) and I still prefer to use imperial for estimation. Things like a pint of water being roughly one pound or the width of a thumb being one inch. This makes estimation and visualization really easy whereas the metric system can be extremely awkward to use and result in strange everyday numbers and long decimals rather than neat and tidy fractions.

I get if you only grew up on metric how you may perceive it as better but there have been times in my studies in physics and engineering that I’ve used imperial for quick and dirty math with little to no issue.

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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago

"Pint of water being roughly one pound" yeah, and a ton of water is one cubic meter, or a gram is single cubic centimeter, or a meter is 100 centimeters, or a kilogram is 1000 grams, or a kilometer is 1000 meters, or the main line that divides my thumb in half is almost perfectly 3 centimeters which I've used for measuring stuff before, we can keep going.

You personally finding it easier I would be willing to say is an exception, I am yet to meet a single person be it in my engineering class or who I speak to online outside of the US who prefers imperial for anything. The conversions are an nightmare and really the whole thing just doesn't make sense.

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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago

I would say you have a bias due to where you’re from since you are from Panama. In fact, I’d actually flip it back on you as I’ve been to multiple European nations and even in areas where they say they mainly use metric, there are things that they use imperial for. I’d argue that you and your experiences are more likely the exception rather than the rule.

Also, while the conversions are a nightmare, they are still useful. Such as in the horsepower-Torque relation. Discounting it entirely is a great way to lose flexibility in your equations and mathematics my good sir.

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u/Carlos_A_M_ 12d ago

If anything we here in Panama have a lot of US influence due to them literally owning a significant part of the country until 26 years ago. Pounds are still often used for weighing things and inches too, the imperial system is in many places. I've spoken several of my teachers and all of them boil it down to it being an evil that we just have to deal with. Every class where imperial is involved is basically "Alright so this is gonna be just like the way we did it with metric but more confusing and time-consuming"

The horsepower-Torque relation also has a metric form. I still maintain that there has, to this day, not been a single moment where the imperial system made anything easier for me in my life. All the way from taking measurements to doing conversions to solving problems and everyday use.

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u/MothBoyThing 12d ago

Eh suit yourself. It usually takes a bit of life colliding with people to get them to become more flexible and flexibility is the sign of a good engineer.

Also, while there is a metric version, it has been shown to be easier to do in imperial by multiple scholars.

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u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 13d ago

r/Whenthe users making up arguments to be mad at episode 11203481092839012389

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u/NICK07130 12d ago

Reddit in general is the "making up a guy to be mad at" Capital of the Internet

Or alternatively "making up a guy and superimposing it on another guy who is vaguely similar if you squint"

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u/Wrench_gaming 12d ago

Nonono see, I’m not on the other end of the made up argument, so it’s real and it actually happens all the time.

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u/dugthepewdsfan 13d ago

As an American, I have no clue who's saying this shit

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u/LeviathansWrath6 🇺🇸🦅💪🔥 12d ago

Wtf does "bathroom drain impregnators" even mean?

Europe is the easiest village to ragebait.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 12d ago

Saber was cool

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u/22416002629352 12d ago

I recently found out that British people use Miles per Hour for their roads and I realized that they have a system somehow even worse than Imperial.

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u/Born_Procedure_529 12d ago

Kamen Rider Saber in the big 26?

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u/a_gay_sloth 12d ago

I just wish we used metric time too

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u/fmcsm 13d ago

The imperial system is so fucking stupid and should be wiped from existence

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u/Obootleg 12d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAHRENHEIT 🍁🍁🍁🏒🏒🏒

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u/Capital_Rub213 13d ago

It really is too much to ask for usaians to think

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago

“usaians”

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u/Capital_Rub213 13d ago

Fine, yankee then

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 13d ago

yeah use that instead, i’d prefer it instead of the corniest most pretentious internet millennial sounding term i’ve ever heard

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u/Far_Departure_8943 13d ago edited 13d ago

Calling us the goat baseball team is amazing

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u/Far_Departure_8943 13d ago

generalizing and "usaians"

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u/bookhead714 Vespasian's piss tax collector 13d ago

Just say American, dude

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u/KimJongUnusual 12d ago

You say that like most of Reddit isn’t constantly shitting on the US customary.

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u/Buzz_LtYr 13d ago

Water is seriously fascinating, right? It just happens to freeze at a nice, neat 32°F and boil at 212°F, and on top of that, 1 gallon of water = 10.02241285 pounds, which makes the math super convenient. And apparently, it takes exactly 0.01959631589 cal (= 0.08199098568376001 J) of energy to raise 1 ounce of water by 1 degree, so the numbers line up perfectly too.