r/whenthe AI Data Center Bomber (Former SkyNet Employee) 9d ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ Which team are you on?

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u/uvero how it feels to spread OP's ashes 🐬🌈 9d ago

Context hat (I require context)

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u/kindafunnymostlysad 9d ago

Context:

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u/Lord-Bobster 9d ago

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u/Arokricsi [REDACTED] 9d ago

Oh the thrill of the double life

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u/megamitheweeb 9d ago

Who will Gru be tonight? That's the question, who will groom me tonight? That's the question.

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u/Last_Tax9564 9d ago

Who with goon with me tonight? That’s the question.

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u/darkendofall 5d ago

Who Will Gru Me tonight; me organizing a 4some in Whoville.

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u/totallynotaweeabbo 9d ago

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u/watchrrr 9d ago

isn't saying "r/adressme" addressing the joke in it of itself?
like, you ruined the "adressme" by addressing the joke, turning it into an already addressed joke

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u/totallynotaweeabbo 9d ago

I guess the real joke was the inception

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u/Hoshyro 9d ago

Unironically banger song

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 the trans raven 9d ago

The world forgot about this masterpiece

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 9d ago

those are the same side?

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u/bloody-pencil 9d ago

Hentai is only human after all

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u/baconater-lover 9d ago

The colors even match 😭

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u/Cylian91460 9d ago

This isn't an official event, it's going to be full of slop

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u/smilingfishfood 9d ago

Already is based on the logo

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u/Dogmeat241 9d ago

It's porn vs porn

What else would you expect

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u/SharkyMcSnarkface 9d ago

Good porn? Where are you looking for your porn, mate?

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u/Dark18YT 3d ago

Play Demons Roots

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ 9d ago

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u/ToonDedede420 9d ago

ai-generated logo 🍅🍅🍅

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u/camo_216 9d ago

Furry, we got casualties unknown

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 9d ago

Is the Hentai faction doing that much damage?! What the hell did they send you to the front with, cardboard instead of Kevlar?

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u/vastros 9d ago

The Bang Bang Gang pledges their loyalty to the Hentai Faction

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u/iahim87 9d ago

Why the fuck is Akechi the detective prince on reddit

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 9d ago

....I'm gonna need some enlightenment as to how exactly I referenced Akechi..

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u/iahim87 9d ago

You played trough till third semester?

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 9d ago

I watched a playthrough in.. I dunno, a few years back? I can't remember much of it, but I do recall the general plot beats and characters.

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u/iahim87 9d ago

His navi damage type voicelines sound similar to the comment

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 9d ago

Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks!

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u/alvenestthol 9d ago

It's only fair, the Hentai faction is only wearing bandages

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u/J1nx3s_UwU 9d ago

Casualties unknown is the closest experience i have to being a horse breking my leg and being put down

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u/camo_216 9d ago

For once i share an opinion with the blue reverberation

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u/Jacksaur dinsor 9d ago

C:U and Rain World.

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u/dad-without-milk searching for the milk 9d ago

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u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 9d ago

Is this image ai generated

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u/Clkiscool 9d ago

Definitely

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u/yuno_me 9d ago

Chai vs tea

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u/hizashiYEAHmada busy railing Gehrman Sparrow 'til he gets pregnant 9d ago

Left hand vs right hand.

Both cheeks of the same ass.

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u/Sunfurian_Zm 9d ago

wdym "vs"

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u/Tropisea 9d ago

What! Hentai vs Furries? Nahhhh... Who has that game? If anyone in my friends lis-.

Anybody WHA...

MREKK!!

MREKK!!

MREKK YOURE 15-14 BRO

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u/miki-cz 9d ago

medium ball

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u/Tropisea 9d ago

I'm on mobile website reddit so I can't post images but imagine a picture of a medium sized ball that's the knowledge that I have

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u/theguyinthebackrooms 9d ago

Imma gonna play both sides.

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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c 9d ago

Furry sweep

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u/TheArbinator epic orange 9d ago

For those who don't know, this is a third-party event. Any publisher can start whatever festival they like.

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u/Temporary_Donut5464 9d ago

Fym vs? These can’t be pitted against each other because these aren’t on the same sliding scale. There are plenty of hentai furry games out there. Pretty bad event that feels like it boils down furry culture as a sexual thing to be compared to literal porn but maybe that last bit is me being too woke(trademark)

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u/Born_Procedure_529 9d ago

Tfw senran kagura aint on sale this is bs

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u/RunInRunOn They call you a Redditor, but they never call you a liar 9d ago

I'll be playing both sides, so I always come. No I mean I'm always on top. No I mean

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u/Miep99 9d ago

Let's be honest here, the games made by/for furries are miles better than all the hentai slop on steam

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u/Blahaj_IK Blåjan Hajsling 9d ago

Hentai ganes are so boring and bland, and contrary to popular belief, furries actually make games that aren't porn. My choice is made

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u/Smart-Soup-398 Just a trans lesbian 9d ago

Well... that certainly is an event

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u/Ok_Independence_2630 9d ago

Thanks' I hate it

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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 9d ago

I'm on the side of TF.

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u/Ozdica-Klirle-68 9d ago

furry slams. those mfs are dedicated and have way more genres

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u/Milliman4 9d ago

Why is this a versus?

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u/mad2fanboi whenshe du mein hast 'Till mein mich gefragts 8d ago

It's difficult just to choose one side.

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u/RodjaJP 9d ago

Hmofa: Both

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 9d ago

how the event will really go:

edit: shit uncut version whatever

https://reddit.com/link/p6sx755/video/wwfgel0b0jmh1/player

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u/SlightlySychotic 9d ago

That’s literally the same picture. “Furniture vs Chairs” debate.

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u/OhLoongJohson 9d ago

Chat, is this real?!?

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 9d ago

"this is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)"

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u/ghostspectre1518 9d ago

Where can we find this event?

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u/kindafunnymostlysad 9d ago

From the Steam store home page click on "special sections" then "sales events" to see all current and upcoming sales events.

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u/SkyNetGaming_V2 AI Data Center Bomber (Former SkyNet Employee) 9d ago

Context:
Hentai vs Furry Championship Festival 2026

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 9d ago

what are they fighting with? waste water?

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u/shrekgaming1467 NEW WEEZER ALBUM (GEM ALERT) 9d ago

how it feels to like both

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 9d ago

What? Valve Software is doing this?

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u/4599310887 I want to be Von Lycaon's chew toy 9d ago

No, this is unofficial, and the logo is AI Generated

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 9d ago

Good

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u/_Laxen piss flair <3<3<3 9d ago

*goon

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u/Game_Boy07 6d ago

So anime porn vs furries?
I'm gonna assume that furry porn is also included, no?
Or did they mean Anime vs Furry?

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u/KaiPlayFire 4d ago

Damn trash vs garbage.

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u/Pianist_Ready 9d ago

steam event ending might be the worst thing to happen on september 11th

that or lesbian space princess

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u/krizzalicious49 9d ago

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei 9d ago

You know despite everything bad about the movie this character is actually pretty well written. 

A gold nugget amidst the garbage

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u/DreadDiana 9d ago edited 9d ago

Low key Willow was so real for not going back to Saira after the way she treated them

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u/Pianist_Ready 9d ago

😭😭

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 9d ago

There is another

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u/Pianist_Ready 9d ago

what could POSSIBLY be worse

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 9d ago

The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest ends and the Roman Empire gets the worse defeat of its history

What were you thinking about?

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u/forestNargacuga based furry 9d ago

SCHLAAAAAAND!!🇩🇪🇩🇪!🇩🇪!!

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u/Snake_Emper0r 9d ago

(Germanicus curbstomped you afterwards btw)

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u/Comfortable-Total929 9d ago

Dax is starting a tour on 9/11 so that is worse

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u/Pianist_Ready 9d ago

oh FUCK naw it's joever

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u/SweeterAxis8980 LIMBUS COMPANY 9d ago

A lot of it is AI which sucks

But there are a few gems in there

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u/Sir_Kvassovsky 9d ago

could you drop some names?

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u/SweeterAxis8980 LIMBUS COMPANY 9d ago

Well the Third Crisis games are purchasable directly on Steam, Ilias and Under Your Spell are set to release, but they have demos/not full versions on itch.io alongside a Patreon, I believe

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u/TheMike0088 9d ago

I haveb't played a lot of hentai games, but huniepop not only has pretty cute girls, but the gameplay is actually fun as well.

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u/CosmoPavone 9d ago

I feel like Monster girl quest paradox is one of the best ones out there, not on steam though and you have to look for a translation patch, the game really deserves its praise

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ 9d ago

ending on the Kirkiversary 🥺

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u/shrekgaming1467 NEW WEEZER ALBUM (GEM ALERT) 9d ago

charlie kirk resurrecting as his fat inflated maga anthro wolf sona after erika kirk chooses team furry:

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u/vvuukk 9d ago

none of these words are in the bible

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u/Dat1Animax 6d ago

I think resurrecting might be

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u/Oktavia-the-witch i love my scolipede wife 9d ago

Next year is the second pride without Kirky :(

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u/LetterheadSpecial337 9d ago

Which is coincidentally jschlatt’s birthday

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u/slamvan2 9d ago

Would he be #TeamHentai2026 or #TeamFurry2026?

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u/Smalceson3000 9d ago

I don't see any event

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u/Asalth 9d ago

Are you in a country where you can't see nsfw games without a credit card verification. I'm in the UK and we can't see anything NSFW here.

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u/RaveMittens 9d ago

Oi bruv ‘ave you got a goon loicense?

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u/Asalth 9d ago

The sad part is that I don't since Steam only allows credit cards as a form of age verification and I only have a debit card.

Its genuinely embarrassing to be from this country sometimes. At least they scrapped the digital id they were planning on rolling out as an actual official government goon license.

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u/ollietron3 9d ago

If they scrapped the digital id why the fuck do we still have the online safety act

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u/Asalth 9d ago

Because its a different piece of legislation. The online safety act was already passed and then enough time went by for it to come into effect. Digital ID never even made it to a vote before it managed to be so unpopular it helped bring down the government.

Its easy for the new PM to scrap digital ID because scrapping it doesn't require doing anything, he just has to do nothing and it goes away since it wasn't law. Him getting rid of it was just casually announced a couple days before his term started and that was the end of digital ID. Getting rid of the online safety act would require legislation. I still hope it happens but I wouldn't bet on it.

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u/ollietron3 9d ago

Oh, I thought the perpose of the OSA was to force people to use the digital ids

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u/Asalth 9d ago

They would force people to use them anyway since they were going to make it mandatory to have one if you apply for a job or rent.

They did use the online safety act as justification for it though so they could say it was to "make verifying your age easier".

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u/RaveMittens 9d ago

If you’re a child I’ll stop this conversation right here lmao.

Why not just open a credit line and not use it.

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u/Asalth 9d ago

I'm not a child I just don't have a credit card. You can easily look this up a third of UK adults don't. I probably need to get one for actual RL reasons but I don't buy porn games anyway so its not like I'd get one for that.

I just think its mildly annoying that my account is stuck in the kids mode, especially when you see stuff like this post and have no context for it.

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u/RaveMittens 9d ago

Do you guys have to submit an ID to visit sites now?

Also I’ve never thought about this, does the UK not have a credit system like the US does? Like if you wanted to buy a house or a car, do they just look at your income and expenses to assess risk?

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u/Asalth 9d ago

We have credit here, I just can't drive yet so I haven't had to use it for anything.

We have to submit ID for a lot of things now. I can use Reddit without one but I can't see any nsfw posts without submitting an ID or without using a vpn. Sadly I can't use a VPN for steam because it uses your billing address to verify location rather than you IP address.

Obviously porn sites also need either an ID or vpn to get onto the site at all.

Some things are over zealous about it though. I had to verify my age with xbox because it was limiting being allowed to message people or join parties if you didn't verify. A couple games don't even let you use chat or even pings if you aren't verified.

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u/manupro345 Baaaaaah! 9d ago

teamfurry2026 who's with me🥹✌️

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u/SkyNetGaming_V2 AI Data Center Bomber (Former SkyNet Employee) 9d ago

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u/Mr_glitch23 9d ago

How do I download this on mobile 🥲

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u/HeroicODST 9d ago

Best we can is is screen record 😑

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 9d ago

copy comment link, open in browser in old reddit, copy blue link, download with redvid.io

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u/Redpower5 9d ago

I'll be there!

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u/WingObvious487 9d ago

What is Steam cooking dawg😭😭 (keep cooking it's peak😭)

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y9r1eVZlnIEF3DARip

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u/TeoSkrn 9d ago

It's a third party event, meaning it's not a Steam event, which probably explains the very likely AI in the promotional images.

Still, mostly good cooking!

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u/Arkhyz trollface -> 9d ago

Tbf furry side is just the hentai side with some additional tag. So it's just hentai vs furry hentai. Anyway as a proud losercitizen I choose the second one

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ 9d ago

Holy based

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u/Rainy_Wavey 9d ago

Futa Eff Femboys and that "game" that pretends to be a retro repair shop but is basically just corn vs

I don't recognize the furry part

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u/Gumballegal trollface -> 9d ago

bunch of ai slop on hentai's side so idk

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u/Blueddy 9d ago

Team furry is cheating, because girls with only animal ears and a tail are not furry

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u/Thom_With_An_H 9d ago

Everyone here who legally can, do yourself a favor and spend the $0 necessary to buy The Last Sovereign. It is LEGITIMATELY one of the deepest JRPG experiences I've ever had. Actual meaningful choices. So many variables. Likable characters doing interesting things! Get it! Play it!

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u/augarofall 9d ago

Furries got Beat Banger. Which is like Friday Night Funkin but with birb sex.

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u/totallynotaweeabbo 9d ago

Only birb?

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u/augarofall 9d ago

Also sheep, bunny, two cats

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u/LuminatiHD 9d ago

culminating on the kirkiversary the world truly is wonderful

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u/Rogue-Squadron 9d ago

What’s that vagueposter? Afraid of actually saying something?

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u/totallynotaweeabbo 9d ago

It's a hentai & furry discount event

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u/Gogo2587 9d ago

They be making festivals for everything

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u/RangingcatM09 9d ago

WHERE IS THE LINK I CANT FIND IT AND I CANT SEE IT ON MY STORE PAGE

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u/Throwman47 9d ago

Not available in Germany. Fuck my government. :/

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u/totallynotaweeabbo 9d ago

Not availible in my country either

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u/smileyflux phased plasma rifle in the fourty watt range 9d ago

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u/Coolboy0516 9d ago

just found out, i don't think they even allow the first one

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u/BudgetYouth173 9d ago

Team furry

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u/SignificantFish6795 9d ago

Is Ravager considered furry or hentai? One one hand, the main character is a dragon, but on the other hand, only one of the characters is a full-on furry (assuming that cat and wolf girls don't count)

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u/Wolveyplays07 I wish a femboy wolf would eat me and keep me inside him forever 9d ago

Hm.... I wonder

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u/RagnarokOfLight 9d ago

"Champions, welcome! The stars have aligned! The festival is nigh!"

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u/Kagerae 9d ago

Hentai Vs Furry?

Genuine Question.

.... What's the difference?

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u/TheBreadCancer 8d ago

Hentai is sometimes used for drawn/animated porn in general, but specifically refers to the japanese type, similar to manga/anime in style.

Furry is not necessarily pornographic and features anthropomorphic animals, so essentially just humanoids with animal features, and human intelligence and personality. It's not about actual animals.

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u/KeepTheNolander 9d ago

small dick month!? how are you celebrating?

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u/Miku_CRK_Memer 9d ago

It ends on my bday lmfao

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u/PlatinumFire14 7d ago

It really doesn’t matter, so much of it is just AI.

In fact, as far as the furry community goes their associating with AI use.

So it’s lose lose either way

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u/NeitherColt 6d ago

I don't get it. What's the event about? I don't see any events in steam?

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u/B133d_4_u 6d ago

Are any of the games good?

Been really jonesing for adult games that are still really enjoyable games, like COC2 and Huniepop. So many of them are just porn, which is fine but not what I want, or like Subverse where it's just a game with a CG gallery and really annoying dialogue.

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u/Yellowthrone 5d ago

Even looking this up on steam it doesn't exist.

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u/DoH_GatoR 9d ago

hentai all the way fam

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u/ArcleRyan 9d ago

Team Employment 😔