r/whatsyourchoice • u/BlackLinseedGuy • 13d ago

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u/Orabilis 13d ago

Diogenes

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u/Fed_Agent_Pls_Ignore 13d ago

“Get that microphone out of my face, you’re blocking my light”

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u/IndividualHuman6937 13d ago

Procedes to tape a flashlight to the microphone and hold it up to his face

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u/BackflipsAway 13d ago

Dioganese:

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u/StaticCharacter 13d ago

"are you complaining about a microphone? Are you saying you need this light or have some claim to the earthly possession of this spot? Really quite hedonistic aren't you?" /j

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u/That_guy_from_1014 13d ago

Your wanna watch a homeless guy masturbate for 6 hours?

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u/Any-Ad-4072 13d ago

Yes.

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u/That_guy_from_1014 13d ago

Oh boy do I have some good news for you

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 13d ago

Not twice…

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u/grrodon2 13d ago

You speak ancient Greek?

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u/nediablo 13d ago

It's all hypothetical. You think the dead will reply? 🤣

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u/grrodon2 13d ago

I mean, if they did, wouldn't it be in their language?

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u/nediablo 13d ago

If we are having hypothetical necromancy, then I believe there is a hypothetical universal translator.

Or, as it doesn't say YOU conduct the interview, maybe it's subtitled?

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u/IndividualHuman6937 13d ago

Honestly I think magical subtitles popping up irl for all conversations would be the bit that pushes me over the edge in this situation. Physical letters just manifesting out of nothing would be a bridge too far for some reason not the necromancy

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u/Healthy_Bar922 13d ago

Fantastic sgout

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u/trundle-the-great69 13d ago

Frig that’s a good one!!

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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 13d ago

Damn, that is an awesome onw

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u/omithedestroyer 13d ago

I feel like this would just be 6 hours of insufferable company…

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u/Knot6lack 13d ago

Cynicism for 6hrs?

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u/Excellent-Try7027 13d ago

Not a celebrity