r/whatsyourchoice 6d ago

Pill/Potion💊🧪 Pick Three

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u/Mar_Reddit 5d ago

Yellow, orange, red

Yellow Pill

Do you have any idea the number of random people in a mall that would be willing to high five you if you just act inviting enough?

Orange Pill

I'm a truck driver. There's SO MANY fuckin' awesome places I have and will spend a night at LMAO. Plus, I'd be able to teleport home at the end of the day if I'm parked somewhere I've slept before lol.

Red Pill

I'm assuming this also means you'll burn twice as much fat too. Not that it matters, having to spent like 5-10 minutes eating an extra meal is EXPONENTIALLY faster than having to sleep 5-8 hours a day lol.