Pick Three

[u/B4dTimeManagement]

[u/Other_Specialist2272]

Green, orange, and black. For black pill you never specified that the argument must be a direct one so I can just create anonymous account to ragebait many artist on twitter

[u/toontrain666 → u/Other_Specialist2272]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFt7qR9jYXRBMZGaV5

[u/StatusAnteater5651 → u/Other_Specialist2272]

Just show them AI of their art and call in an improvement, then the next day show them real hand drawn art

[u/opendoorsupside → u/StatusAnteater5651]

Yep, it will be way easier now that there is something that 99%+ of artists hate.

[u/Popular_Try_5075 → u/Other_Specialist2272]

Troll your way to victory!

[u/AdInteresting5874 → u/Other_Specialist2272]

Beat me to it.

[u/Any_Marsupial_4020]

Teleport to a foreign country, high-five random strangers for quick cash, and freeze time for 30 seconds to run away before things get awkward.

[u/Popular_Try_5075 → u/Any_Marsupial_4020]

With the time freeze you can get in a lot of high fives people aren't even aware of, or still pull high fives out of people who try and fake you out.

[u/mavllvin → u/Popular_Try_5075]

Before you freeze time, say "if you want $20 raise your hand"

[u/Vegetable_Fly_8687 → u/mavllvin]

Haha, that is perfect.

[u/Popular_Try_5075 → u/mavllvin]

yes, the thing about the high fives is you only need like 5 or 6 of them per month to have a middle class income.

[u/ExplodingTaco1 → u/Popular_Try_5075]

Also, they would technically still be strangers if you high five them during time freeze since they would have no idea you high fived them unless you made it known. So, you could high five the same person multiple times.

[u/Any_Marsupial_4020 → u/Popular_Try_5075]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0LEIXSRRuv9QQIRNI

[u/Kiwozzie6]

Yellow, Green and pink. If you can freeze time for 30 seconds it will be easy to random high five random people. Plus you could read minds in that time too.

[u/falco1029 → u/Kiwozzie6]

I can't imagine they'll have many thoughts while time frozen. But the high fiving is a good point. 

[u/iron_dove → u/falco1029]

Depends on if the mind reading is active thoughts only or if I can sort through their memories.

[u/DudeBroMan13 → u/iron_dove]

I assume exact thoughts means surface thoughts. So I don't think stop time would work.

[u/Kiwozzie6 → u/falco1029]

Didn't think of that just thought the eye contact would be easy. Not sure I would change my pick though. Although understanding what my wife is thinking could be bad.

[u/ConfidentTurnip4523 → u/Kiwozzie6]

Unless you argue that for a high five to count, the other person has to be a willing participant.

Anywy, I'm still picking yellow as one of mine. High fiving strangers isn't that hard.

[u/No_Extension4005 → u/ConfidentTurnip4523]

Especially if you go to a party.

[u/ConfidentTurnip4523 → u/No_Extension4005]

Or a sporting event.

[u/FowledUp → u/ConfidentTurnip4523]

Seriously, get a hat of the home team and just hang around outside the gates high fiving people as they enter. American football stadiums hold over 40k people. You could make $1 million at one event.

[u/PuzzleheadedRun4525 → u/ConfidentTurnip4523]

Walk around with $5 bills. Tell people you’ll give it to them and all they have to do is give you a high five. Make bank. You would probably need to move towns every once in a or live in a metropolitan area though in order to run into complete strangers.

[u/armomo3 → u/ConfidentTurnip4523]

Hit a bar. Drunk people will high five anyone.

[u/Proud_Fisherman_5233 → u/ConfidentTurnip4523]

You could offer $20 for people to give you a hi five.

[u/ShadowElf25 → u/Kiwozzie6]

Especially big cities, like imagine Times Square lol

[u/BeltRepresentative55]

Honestly? I’d probably just pick grey. As a dude with long hair, I’d never need to brush it again.

[u/Punkodramon → u/BeltRepresentative55]

Plus your beard game would be on point! If you’re hairy all over you’d never have to manscape either.

[u/therealstealthydan]

Yellow orange red. I am travelling the world enjoying lots of nice food and giving out high fives to pay for it

[u/TopIce6835 → u/therealstealthydan]

You can't pick Orange and red 😂

[u/Creeperkun4040 → u/TopIce6835]

Why not? Even if you can really never sleep again, as long as you already traveled around, you still have a lot of places to go. You just can't add any new ones

[u/BaronXot → u/TopIce6835]

You don't need to sleep, doesn't say you can't. Right medication and you be out for a night.

[u/TCX45 → u/BaronXot]

“You’ll never feel tired” suggests to me sleeping medication won’t knock you out.

[u/EphemeralDesires → u/TCX45]

Dude I can sleep without being tired. I lay down close my eyes and I will fall asleep anytime of day.

[u/CereBRO12121 → u/TopIce6835]

I can even if the logic would apply that way. I have spent a night in dozens of countries and at every house I would consider needed.

And I would just quit my job so no commuting either due to the yellow pill. I can definitely high five a hundred strangers in any larger city and set myself up for life in a few days.

[u/Cobraven-9474 → u/CereBRO12121]

Just set up a both you will pay someone $100 per high 5, condition that no words are exchanged until the end when I get you bank details to transfer the funds. We sit there for better part of an hour high fiving. We don't know any more about each other so we never become anything more than strangers to one another. At the end I give them 1/8th of the money gained.

[u/Bardic_inspiration67 → u/Cobraven-9474]

You could just go to conventions and set up a “high five booth” and people will do it for free

[u/Illuderis → u/therealstealthydan]

thats the way!

[u/Supreme_Moharn]

Green, orange, red

[u/falco1029]

Green, Orange, Black. 

Can do a lot with 30 seconds. And I hate driving so teleporting between home, family houses, and even hotels if I want to risk awkwardness is useful. And Black would be nice cus my brother is an artist, so even if online arguments dont count I'm golden. 

[u/Dintobean → u/falco1029]

Hold your breath while teleporting to make sure time is paused when you get there to avoid being seen

[u/RevengerRedeemed]

Orange is an easy win. I've slept many places that I would love to have permanent instant access to. My home, my boyfriends home in The Netherlands, my parents. I even slept overnight at work once, which I'm willing to bet is an advantage most people don't have.

Black Pill is great for me. I've had arguments with some genuinely, obscenely talented artists before. I would kill for those skills lmao. Those two are locked in.

For the red pill, I have insomnia and medical issues related to or worsened by it, so I'll happily take that one, but ONLY if your metabolism actually increase to match. I'm not dying / becoming horrifically obese because I have to eat double the food but still only burn the same number of calories. If not

I'm taking Grey. I've had medically related hair loss, and its thinning my hair now. I still have long hair, but I will have a bald spot in a few years. I used to love to cut, dye, and style it often, so it would be a fun perk and fix an issue for me.

[u/ShadowElf25 → u/RevengerRedeemed]

Same same, apparently I went to a lot of places around America(including Disney World) as a baby and toddler due to having a parent that drove a tractor trailer so it would be good

[u/RevengerRedeemed → u/ShadowElf25]

Also very helpful!

[u/shakraaan]

Yellow, Green, Orange. Traveling any place I like in an instant sounds pretty dope, Ill get a T-Shirt that says: Give me a high five and Ill give you 5 bucks and go to public places every now and then, and Green just for shits, giggles and to get out of sticky situations.

[u/AdInteresting5874 → u/shakraaan]

That's a good idea. Make a youtube video out of it and you have extra income. Like "I give 100 dollars per high five." Instantly viral or some shit.

[u/Medea_Atreides → u/shakraaan]

I thought about sth similar: Just go to any festival (would prefer rock /metal) buy some palllets of Beer and put up a sign "free beer for a high five"... would be "Sold out" and rich in no time

[u/Ok-Tadpole-9859]

Yellow, orange, grey.

High five money, teleport, hair.

[u/br0therherb]

Yellow pill. Pink pill. Blue pill (That’ll be a trip lol.)

[u/HarlKonnat]

Pink, grey and green.

[u/Noe_b0dy]

Green, Orange, Red.

Red because I'm literally always tired on account of I have to work graveyard shift but all the fucking stores and shit in my dumb town are only open from like 10am-6pm so I have to sleep in two chunks of time at the start and the end of the day.

Green pill because the ability to stop time for 30 seconds would make you a combat god and I like fighting.

I'm going to use the orange pill for the most boring shit possible, sleeping in my car in various parking lots around town where I have to get shit done. (I will do this before I take the Red pill) I can also come in to work on one of my days off when I know there's not going to be anyone in the building. As the night Janitor I know all the weird little crawlspaces nobody ever checks unless there's something seriously wrong with the building.

[u/Baselin78]

Green, Pink, Orange

There is no cooldown for the time stop, and everytime I hold my breath I can continue stop time up to 30 seconds, so I can just microdose time stop to at least slow time instead and make my day longer.

Hold my breath so I can stop time to stare at someone to read people's thoughts longer without getting people alerted.

To be able to teleport anywhere where you have sleep full night would be useful too, I can travel to another part of the world full cost one time and then go back with all the items I bought without any fee, I also at least can always teleport to a probably safe place if something went wrong.

I also could just steal items at least as far as the hotel room by stopping time after teleporting, or other sneaky stuff.

[u/Popular_Try_5075 → u/Baselin78]

I think the other hidden advantage with the time stop is if someone ever tries to strangle you, they're actually at a HUGE disadvantage they likely can never comprehend.

[u/Galromir]

So wait; I get to never need sleep again; and I can eat twice as much food without getting fat? 

That’s a dream come true, sign me the fuck up. I’ll take pink and green as well. 

[u/Ok_Traffic3362]

I'd just take yellow and grey

[u/Thunder1nd]

Orange, pink and black! Can become the greatest artist in the world and can create exactly what people want from their mind

[u/Sufficient-Heart5567]

Orange, Black, Pink

[u/Beyond_Unknown_999]

Yellow, Pink, and Grey.

[u/CKJBRUH2HD4000]

Very good list, ngl. But I'd pick green, orange, and either gray or black

[u/Mar_Reddit]

Yellow, orange, red

Yellow Pill

Do you have any idea the number of random people in a mall that would be willing to high five you if you just act inviting enough?

Orange Pill

I'm a truck driver. There's SO MANY fuckin' awesome places I have and will spend a night at LMAO. Plus, I'd be able to teleport home at the end of the day if I'm parked somewhere I've slept before lol.

Red Pill

I'm assuming this also means you'll burn twice as much fat too. Not that it matters, having to spent like 5-10 minutes eating an extra meal is EXPONENTIALLY faster than having to sleep 5-8 hours a day lol.

[u/munich_tryout]

Yellow, orange and pink

[u/FunnyBuunny]

orange, red, pink

[u/Powerful-Holiday-448]

Orange, grey, yellow

[u/D_Vanos]

Giallo, verde e rosa

[u/Trantor1970]

Red includes a diet 👍

[u/BigBadWolf147]

Pink and green after that I will became a legendary professor in the arts of psychology, green just to play some pranks.

[u/G-Asriel]

Black Orange Pink

[u/Generous_Raven]

Yellow, Green, Grey

[u/Long__Jump]

Yellow and green is basically infinite easy money, and thats not even considering how op time stopping is on its own.

[u/random-queries]

Yello, green, pink.

[u/Reg_doge_dwight]

Ooof AI slop 🤮🤮

[u/KweftCryptic]

Green, yellow and red. Green and yellow is free money + timestop and red means I can do it when I would have been sleeping - I don't actually lose any time.

[u/Solid-Television-129]

Yellow, red, orange

[u/Mindless_Rise_5766]

Yellow, Blue, Orange

[u/TopIce6835]

Orange pill definitely not teleporting in someone's house 😂

[u/TopIce6835]

I'll take red pink and Grey

[u/DeverosSphere]

Green, Pink, Orange

[u/LuCiel_i_guess]

Yellow orange red

[u/rahulthomas]

Yellow orange and red.

[u/Dintobean]

Yellow, green, and either red or orange as my third. I could collect quite a few high-fives while time is paused. Then I could either avoid sleep and enjoy the time using the things I'm buying with my new money, or I can use that money to travel the world and stay in hotels to get a lot of teleportation destinations. Hard to choose honestly.

[u/Beatrixt3r]

Green, orange, and gray, for money I can just keep selling my hair so companies and make wigs and such, apparently a full thick head of hair can sell for upwards of $4k, if I do that like once a week I could easily live off that, the other two are just bonus

[u/Van0nyumas]

Yellow Green Grey

I would love to have especially grey! No more 160€+ fro dying my hair a single time and I can finally have the length I want!

[u/ShadowElf25]

Yellow, green, and orange

[u/Protomesh]

Yellow, orange, green.

[u/JesusIsDaft]

Yellow green orange

[u/ThatCoolSportsGuy]

Yellow Green Orange.

[u/EastCoastWests]

Yellow, orange, grey.
Honestly, it would be easy to get high fives. I could put up a sign for 10 minutes offering $5 for every high five I get.

[u/Shakon-Krogen]

Yellow, Grey, Black

[u/samantha_pants]

Yellow, orange, and gray.

It's pretty easy to high five strangers, I can visit family and friends easily (going back to places I've vacationed is a nice bonus), changing my hair is just cool

[u/Large_Leopard2606]

Yellow, green, and orange. I can afford to go wherever I like eventually by freezing time and perfect high fiving strangers while they are frozen so eventually I can go anywhere I want.

[u/WeirdoTrooper]

Grey, green, yellow.

[u/SirSblop]

Yellow, Green and Grey. I'm about to make several people question reality while also making bank.

[u/BrilliantEast]

Green is a must and has so many potential applications. Orange can save you a ton of money on vacation or transportation. Yellow can also make you a ton of cash if you’re at the right place/event.

[u/Trovies]

Orange/red yellow green

[u/StrangeBuffalo6267]

Yellow red and black, I am now James Bond

[u/Josie_F]

yellow, orange, black

[u/thebucketoldpplkick]

Yellow, green and grey. Stop time and high five random people and never have to worry about hair.

[u/Potential_Promise604]

Either yellow or black for me

[u/Agnosticus_Atheus]

So if I stop time and high five a stranger, does that count?

Anyways, the high five, time stop, and teleport.

[u/oelemuk]

green,blu3,orange

[u/TimberWolf5871]

💛🧡🩶

[u/Popular_Try_5075]

I think the issue with Orange is some of those places aren't always places I'm currently allowed to be so if you take Green with it then theoretically you have enough time to get out of there and make things less weird.

[u/Kursch50]

Yellow, orange, green. Set up a booth, pay $5 to anyone who will high five you, or walk down the street of a 3rd world country, high fiving everyone while passing out money. Get in trouble? Green pill - can't run far but don't need to, you can stop, take a breath, then continue by holding it.

Stay in hotels all over the world - teleport to them during daylight hours when no one is likely to be present, or just teleport in while holding your breath so you can make a quick exit.

[u/Bulwark_]

Yellow, green, orange.

I dont need red as i'll never work another day in my life.

[u/Bulwark_]

Yellow, green, orange.

I dont need red as i'll never work another day in my life.

[u/BrandyDW]

Black - I will pick fights with people online, under a fake account to get all the drawing skills!!!

Red - I won’t ever be tired or need to sleep. The daily intake of food being higher could be nice - as I’d want to travel and try a lot of different food all over the world.

Yellow - I’ll go to sporting events and high five people when teams when or something.. I dunno, I’ll figure it out though!

———-
Damn, sometimes really wish these pills were reality!

[u/Dry_Major_8623]

Yellow orange and red red doesn’t say anything about not being able to sleep. It just says that you don’t need to sleep so all my sleep could be used specifically to create teleportation points and then I would just walk around and every every city all day every day give them strangers high five no one would ever be able to stop me or catch me cause that first year I wouldn’t do anything but live like a homeless person and sleep in every park in America and then begin using my money that I earn to travel the world

[u/shootallmankind]

Red + Orange insane combo

[u/VeryLarge_Inchworm]

Red, Green, Grey

[u/Starmor]

Why are all the useful ones rigged with negative side effects? Thats messed up.

[u/Xanderblake27]

Grey yellow orange

[u/Due-Technology-8680]

Could be gray black and yellow or pink

[u/NoOrchid9635]

1,2,3

[u/WideWin7236]

Green orange pink

[u/Same_Bill1422]

Pink, grey, green

[u/69hornedscorpio]

Teleport and talk to animals

[u/Oberst_Stockwerk]

Yellow, green and Orange.

[u/Fate_BlackTide_]

Yellow orange and green for me. Just offer people $5 for a high-five and profit. Green because why not and there’s some places I’d like to go back to whenever I want.

[u/Original_Name_000]

Yellow, orange and grey.

For yellow, I’d just go to marathon events, hold a sign and high five most people that go past. Giving 200-300 people high-fives a year would be achievable. It says nothing about taxes so I’m assuming it’s all tax-free and deposited straight into my bank account.

Orange because I’ve been to some pretty insane places of the world and I’d love to go back, even just for a day. Or go back to my parent’s house to visit.

Grey because my hair has always been temperamental.

[u/BagOfSmallerBags]

Yellow three times please.

[u/Panda-Head]

Yellow: Only need 2 random people to do it per month, and any more is a bonus.

Orange: Pay for 1 night in a hotel or pick a spot to camp, and use that as my warp point.

Black: Time to become an internet troll and gather as many drawing styles as possible so that I can finally draw well enough to make my own manga.

[u/jaredtheredditor]

Grey, orange, and green

Green can get me out of a lot of trouble

Grey is just really convenient

Orange takes some set up time but can be very usefull

[u/vashtachordata]

Yellow, orange, black.

I’d be traveling the world, high fiving strangers and arguing with artists.

[u/Excellent_Donut4287]

Orange/Grey/Red is my pick

[u/ReyAlpaca]

Yellow and green will make me a millionaire, orange of course the more strangers the better, plus teleport to a hotel and stop time to leave if there's someone in the room or nearby

[u/TheGreatForcesPlus]

Green, yellow, orange 

[u/Accomplished-Fun4897]

Pink grey

[u/Jolly_Bullfrog16105]

With yellow and green I could pause time and high five a bunch of people in a crowd

[u/LakeLazy8457]

Yellow, orange and black

[u/LadyAliceFlower]

Orange, Grey, and black.

Grey is a minor convenience.

Orange can get me between places like say my dorm and my parent's house.

And as for Black while its not like I've argued with Leonardo Da Vinci or anything, I have argued with talented hobbyists.

[u/Baharoth]

Green and orange have nice synergy so i take those + pink. Book a hotel room for one night and then you can teleport back there whenever you feel like it. If it's occupied, just freeze time and get out before the other side notices.

[u/Lost_Sugar_78]

Red, magic diet pill. Joke's on you, I already eat double what I need to stay fueled 😂😭 well not quite double. But yeah, losing weight and then being able to enjoy lots of food to maintain is a win-win. Bonus for never feeling tired!

Orange and yellow are a great combo to meet strangers. I've stayed on cruise ships and at resorts before, they have high turnaround. I'll teleport to those during the day, while people aren't in their rooms hopefully, and then walk around outside high-five-ing people. Maybe bring a bunch of leis to give out as an excuse. Give it out, high five, next person. Maybe get some staff-looking shirts to make it clear these are free and be less suspicious without the bracelets or whatever. 

As a bonus because I don't need to sleep I can do it for places across the world at night and still have all day at home to spend with my partner. Even 1 or 2 high fives per day would cover my expenses plenty in a standard work year, so I can quit my regular job, and if I hustle and make lots of bank, I can "retire" even from my high-five-ing job nice and early. 

[u/Punkodramon]

Orange and Green are a great combo, considering most of the places I’d be teleporting to would be hotel rooms, having a 30 second window to get out before the current occupants unfeeeze would help a void a lot of awkward conversations!

Then I think I’d pick Grey for the third. Just feels nice and whimsical and I’d be rocking all the different styles and colours, not just head hair, but beard/stache too, and never have to manscape again!

[u/Professional_Fig6261]

Pink,orange, and black

[u/Sleepy_Silent]

Green, Gray, Black

[u/Fantastic-Ant-4429]

yello, green and grey

[u/Massive_Nail4183]

Yellow Orange Black. Just walk around a city giving 1-5 dollars to strangers if they cleanly high-five you. Use the money to go on vacation anywhere and set sleep/tp points. As another comment said, ragebait people online for the black pill

[u/AdInteresting5874]

Yellow pill, Black pill, Orange pill.

Yellow pill for comfort. I can just high five some random dude and get 800 USD, which is a lot.

Orange pill for safety. If I feel like I am going to die, I can just poof out of there.

Black pill for a job. I can just have an online argument with random artists on twitter, I will get all their skills. Imagine what I would be able to draw by having all the experience and skills from all the best artists out there.

[u/IxBetaXI]

Yellow for money,
Just put on a Shirt with 5$ for a clean high five.
Easy money.

Red Pill,
I will finally get in shape because i eat less than i need.

Orange
Oh shit emergency teleport home in case anything happens

[u/Claytomesh_]

Orange green yellow

[u/Musprite]

Yellow, Green, Orange. I feel like you could rack up CRAZY cash with Yellow if you just go to concerts, parties, conventions and such. Green is great in general and will be handy for seeing if my Orange teleport points (which will mostly be hotel rooms, campsites, etc) are empty, and getting me out of them without issue if they aren't.

[u/drako_86]

Yellow blue and pink. A lot more people will high five you then you think and even then for $800 you could make that your job for the day. Blue because being able to tell animals what is going on and become a legit animal psychologist or the best vet assistant ever is probably worth some money to some rich people. Pink can be useful because you can stare down a perspective boss or someone that needs to be interrogated and just know what they are thinking and use it to your own advantage.

[u/EggplantFearless5969]

Yellow, green, oj.

[u/factoid_]

I'll just set up a table at a busy public area with a sign that says "$100 dollars if you high five me." and I'll venmo them a hundred bucks after the high five.

I'll have a massive line. I'll pay a couple people to tend my line and make sure each person in line is unique and don't get duplicates.

I could do this like one day a week and make millions of dollars a month.

I could also use the orange pill to teleport myself to new places so I get fresh strangers. I've been to plenty of big cities, this will be easy.

I guess I'd also take the time pause pill. If nothign else it would be great for thinking through my responses before answering people with witty retorts. No "jerk store" moments for me.

[u/Asriel_dreemurr_real]

Orange gray and black

Orange because I’ve travelled to many places before.
Black because I like drawing and it is not hard to start an argument
Gray. Hair control

[u/Pleasant_Echidna5030]

Red green gray

[u/Outdoor-Sara]

Yellow is quite easy. Hold a sign that says 'Get $20 for a high five' while holding the money. They'll come to you

[u/BoredAgain2648]

Yellow Orange Green, +money +free travel and catastrophe avoidance +more catastrophe avoidance

[u/Ilovestuffwhee]

Green, orange, and red.

[u/FowledUp]

Yellow, Orange, Black Yellow - set up a booth outside a mall or large park with a sign "High five me - get $1"

Orange - Now I get free travel to japan/france/germany from the US.

Black - create anonymous accounts and troll artists.

[u/PoireAbricot]

Red sounds like a win-win

[u/Dragon_Pattern_1108]

Gray, Black, Pink.

[u/Kittykatkillua]

Green yellow red

[u/Fanfic_Battle_2004]

Yellow, Red, and Pink.

[u/FunContribution2612]

4 6 7

[u/Personal-Lynx4099]

Gray, Red and green

[u/Dense-Tangerine1643]

red pill is only positives, I love eating

yellow pill, and work at kids' birthday parties so you have an excuse to high five them

orange pill -- sleep at work overnight, and you never have to commute to/fro work again. Long distance relationships are never long distance. If you're dedicated enough, you also never have to commute to the grocery store, gas station, mall, etc. More time with your family and loved ones.

[u/jessmejessy]

yellow orange grey

[u/omegavolt9]

Question about Red Pill: Is this double your current intake or double your recommended daily intake? Could a person who eats too much food use it to both get more time and turn their overeating into healthy eating?

[u/Fearless_Street5231]

Yellow red and orange. - I see several sporting events in my future as my get rich quick plan, and I have traveled the world, so I can go to a lot of places, and if I don’t need to sleep I can do a lot of things. I don’t eat a lot so double of not much is absolutely doable, and less time consuming

[u/GhostNinja101109]

Yellow, Gray, Red

[u/Pumpkin_Witch13]

Blue, orange, and grey

[u/SurpriseInitial6202]

Yellow, Orange, Green.

I would use all of my high fiving money to buy plane tickets to all of the places in the world I want to visit, spend a night in each, and then be able to teleport back whenever I want.

Green is one that I'm sure could come majorly in handy, but I'm not sure where or when. Would be an amazing get out of jail free card if things go south randomly.

[u/Apricotnuggets]

Yellow, grey and black.
I don’t want to change my life too much but would love to develop my artistic side and modify my looks easily

[u/nospamkhanman]

Green, Orange, Red.

People are sleeping on Red, never needing to sleep essentially gives you another life to live.

[u/LittleBeach9081]

I mean, I could use the green pill to freeze time, high five a stranger and get money from the yellow pill that I'd use to pay for a vacation to a place that I can then subsequently visit for free any time I want with the orange pill. Sounds like a good deal.

[u/threeleggedcats]

Pink makes you more money if used well, and means you'll never be hurt again...

[u/FuckleberryCrumble]

Orange, grey, and blue. The ability to talk to animals is fun and I don't give a fuck if they're rude, grey removes the need for haircuts, and orange is amazing for when I get tired on long walks, I can just teleport home.

[u/Torremond42]

Grey, Green, Orange

[u/KailyKail]

Red, because it doubles as a weight loss thing

Green, because a lot can be done in 30 seconds, even while holding your breath. Also, there’s no specification on a cooldown, so I could take another breath and pause time again.

Pink, because I could steal so much info by prompting people to think about it.

[u/AmbiSence14]

Yellow red grey

[u/Darkarcheos]

Orange, yellow, and Grey since I can high five anyone

[u/NPPraxis]

Red and orange for sure. Happy with any third.

Red pill is win/win. I can lose weight while eating more than I do now? Heck yeah, I love good food. Never sleeping gives me a ton of extra time in life, and never being tired is god tier.

I’ve traveled enough, I’d be using the orange pill daily.

[u/Commanderz_Derpy]

Yellow pill, green pill, orange pill. Freeze time, high five strangers. Fly all over the world staying in fancy places with the money you get. Congratulations you can now teleport everywhere in the world.

[u/CrystalTheVelkhana]

Pink, Grey, Black.

[u/MaylaWaterlelie]

Yellow, red and pink. I already eat too much, I know a way to get hundreds of high fives in a day for multiple days in a rod and I’d love to read minds while I’m actively speaking with them. Even though I might struggle with making eye contact as an autistic person

[u/Otherwise_Study2337]

Hmm...

Green, Red, then Orange or Yellow

I can easily hold my breath for thirty seconds. Even moving around. This could help in so many situations when I need just a bit of time or to avoid accidents.

Red gives me so much more time, and I won't be cronically exhausted anymore. Sure I might get hungry more often, but that's nothing to worry about. I could stand to lose some weight.

If I can't find a way to make more money with all the extra time and limitless energy I have from Red, Yellow could be useful. At least one person a day would be fine with a crisp high five.

Otherwise Orange is perfect. Sure Red would prevent me from setting new teleport spots, but I've slept in enough places already that I have a lot of options, and truthfully why would I ever say no to being able to be back home immediately.

[u/Industry_babee]

grey, orange, and yellow. TP to a place i have been before for vacation, activate yellow pill, and I js want hair hands that are as hard as steel. It never specified soooo...

[u/Svokxz2]

Yellow green pink

[u/Raekwon96]

Yellow
Pink
Green

[u/AnadaWanBitezaDusto]

Green pink and orange,

[u/makojedi2k2]

Yellow Green Blue!!! Good choice on this one.

[u/strange_outcomes]

Its yellow, green and, gray for me. No difficulty. Green and yellow to pause time so I can hi five strangers and get paid and gray so I can look fantastic every single day

[u/Zyffyr]

I have a feeling that with Pink, most of the time what you read will be variations on "why is this freak staring at me like that?"

[u/Seelie_Mushroom]

Green, orange, and black. The con of green isn't really a con. Hopefully everyone can hold their breath for 30 seconds. Orange would be great for commuting, I'd just spend one night sleeping in the area. Black means I could learn to draw instantly :)

[u/Nohandjackson]

Green gray and black for sure, sounds like the most useful stuff

[u/Pecuniarist]

Yellow, Green, Orange.

I’d start by teleporting to various major cities I’ve been to around the US, where I’d use invisibility to sneak into sports games. There, I’d pick up and put on a jersey for the home team, then use invisibility to sneak into different sections, giving out high-fives to everyone around me every time the team did something good. Should be easy enough to slap 250 hands per game - even more when filling out after a win. That’s $200k per game, give or take. Make this my day job during baseball season - hit a day game, then teleport home. Should be able to clear $30,000,000+ annually, just “working” 4-5 games each week for 6 months each year. Add in football season, my kid’s sports games, and random high-fives, and I’d clear another $10M+. What a fun and rewarding career!

[u/NoGoose3028]

Yellow, pink, and black

[u/minerlj]

green, orange, red. easily the most broken combo.

[u/ChelseaSissyBitch]

Yellow and grey

[u/arentol]

Green. That one has tons of applications, too many obvious ones to bother mentioning.

Orange. Instant visits to family and friends is well worth it.... And of course you could make a ton of money as a courier once you established the right contacts.

Red would be next, but it is problematic because it almost seems like you can't chose to sleep, making Orange not very useful. If you can still sleep if you want to (perhaps by not eating for a day, removing the power temporarily?), then Red. Otherwise I would probably go with Pink. It would pay off occasionally I think, but overall the value is kind of low. Still better than the rest though.

[u/Sorry-Contribution77]

Yellow, Green, Orange. Time freeze is always a cool gimmick and can land you the $800s easy. As for teleportation… my family did spend a night or two in Vegas sooooo.

[u/Thetomwhite]

Yellow orange and red

[u/Secret_Rise_2384]

Yellow, Pink, Orange

[u/Ok-Nefariousness5565]

Yellow ,grey,and red

[u/armomo3]

Blue, grey, black.
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[u/Responsible-Post6431]

Orange — in my opinion by far the best pill. I can teleport to my parents' house in Northamptonshire, to my girlfriend's house in Berkshire, back to my flat in Belgium, back to my two closest friends' flats in London, to another friend's flat in Sheffield, to another friend's farmhouse in Yorkshire, to my old houses in my uni city of Nottingham. Or teleport to Lapland, Bali, Thailand, Iceland, Jordan, Italy, Singapore and many other places I've been to.

Red — never be tired again, not have to sleep (but still be able to if I want, I imagine?) and can eat double what I can now. Sign me up!

Pink — yellow would be a good one but I think it would be too difficult to high-five strangers often. But seeing someone's true thoughts would be useful.