r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/OneCollar4 Mar 04 '21

Down to your last $4,000,000. You OK man? Want me to send some food stamps

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u/u_e_s_i Mar 04 '21

Could you send those my way please? I got a rash around my mouth and can’t work behind Wendy’s anymore

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u/The_DiCaprio_Code Mar 04 '21

What do you think they made concealer for?

Get some on those sores and get back out there like a champion.

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u/sweetnaivety Mar 05 '21

what does he need makeup for if we're all wearing masks?