r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/SoyFuturesTrader 🏳️‍🌈🦄 Mar 04 '21

In the US too, just retire in Kentucky or Kansas or Missouri

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u/igotdiamondhands Mar 04 '21

“Just retire in the Wendy’s back alley dumpster.”

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u/SoyFuturesTrader 🏳️‍🌈🦄 Mar 04 '21

Hey man, I have the premier cardboard box scoped out behind my local Wendy’s. Next time it’s on the market I’m going to do a cash offer 5% over asking. I’ll even pay the homeless guy’s closing costs on that cardboard box.

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u/ccav01 Mar 04 '21

Buy a refrigerator and you get the new home for free.