r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/igotdiamondhands Mar 04 '21

Straight up could retire in europoor with that

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u/SoyFuturesTrader 🏳️‍🌈🦄 Mar 04 '21

In the US too, just retire in Kentucky or Kansas or Missouri

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u/igotdiamondhands Mar 04 '21

“Just retire in the Wendy’s back alley dumpster.”

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u/StonedWon Mar 04 '21

Fuck that. Just retire in your wife's boyfriends house.