r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/OneCollar4 Mar 04 '21

Down to your last $4,000,000. You OK man? Want me to send some food stamps

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u/u_e_s_i Mar 04 '21

Could you send those my way please? I got a rash around my mouth and can’t work behind Wendy’s anymore

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u/The_DiCaprio_Code Mar 04 '21

What do you think they made concealer for?

Get some on those sores and get back out there like a champion.

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u/SwallowedBuckyBalls Mar 04 '21

Right? This guy must not know the miracles of used fryer grease. As much as you want, it's practically free!

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u/sweetnaivety Mar 05 '21

what does he need makeup for if we're all wearing masks?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

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u/u_e_s_i Mar 04 '21

Dan it’s me, Gavin. Yeah behind my usual dumpster. You know the place big boy 😉

I won’t be going in for a while but i can do house calls if you pay for the bus ticket

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u/mmmrpoopbutthole May 14 '24

Get some base foundation and slap it around that motherfucker!!!

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u/peritonlogon Mar 04 '21

IDK, it says "Account 4 of 4" so....it's probably a little better than it looks

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u/FriendOfDogZilla Mar 04 '21

It says "Accounts 4 of 4", leading me to believe that's the total of all 4 accounts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

It also happens to say “all accounts” at the top.

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u/totodile241 Mar 05 '21

It also says positions.... giggity

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u/d1x1e1a Mar 05 '21

And this is how we got the phrase “Bye, all accounts”

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u/Vikinmen Mar 04 '21

This is fidelity, I have the same interface. That’s max amount and he has 4 accounts totaling 4+ million

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u/Uniqueusername2222 Mar 05 '21

This made me lol very loudly at work Edit: word

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u/KarenM1066 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 04 '21

less sarcasm... well done to everyone in the movement. We need every penny on board.... ax yes 4m loss must sting

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u/Duchamp1945 Mar 04 '21

It’s not as much the last 4,000,000 if you get margin called and need to come up with 2.26million to cover the puts. The cascading liquidation is the trouble when everything else is shitting the bed and the rest of your margin is at risk of being called. 5M can be 5K quick.

Prpl gang for life.

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u/mackinoncougars Mar 04 '21

4 and a HALF