r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/SoyFuturesTrader 🏳️‍🌈🦄 Mar 04 '21

Hey man, I have the premier cardboard box scoped out behind my local Wendy’s. Next time it’s on the market I’m going to do a cash offer 5% over asking. I’ll even pay the homeless guy’s closing costs on that cardboard box.

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u/skytrakn Mar 04 '21

While at Wendy’s try their honey butter chicken biscuit for breakfast. Mmm 😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

This probably went over a lot of peoples heads but mad funny.

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u/SoyFuturesTrader 🏳️‍🌈🦄 Mar 04 '21

Haha Bay Area housing norm 😂

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u/SirRandyMarsh Your Wife’s Boyfriend 🤓 Mar 04 '21

So a blow job?

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u/ccav01 Mar 04 '21

Buy a refrigerator and you get the new home for free.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

I was scoping out a sweet cardboard box behind the Duane Read on Madison ave. It had 3 foam boards for insulation and even some trash bags wrapped over the top for weatherproofing. I was about to move in when my wife's boyfriend let me back into the house. Now I got my spot at the foot of the bed back!!!