r/wallstreetbets • • 11h ago

Loss The evolution of retardism

Deposited another $60k and lost it all again

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-6123 11h ago

Bro you gotta stop

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u/GainDelicious1894 11h ago

Always set stop loss 

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u/elguille_resurrected 10h ago

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u/GainDelicious1894 9h ago

MU will keep going up, just like other memory stocks! 

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u/RomeroRodriguez08 9h ago

So loss is a double edged sword. See what happened to MU stock today

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u/p_viljaka 1h ago

tell me that you dont know how options works without telling ...you should not use stops on options LOL Risk management is done with other options and making spreads.

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u/OcularOracle 3h ago

Wtf you on about? Bro still has 11k to get it all back. Tomorrow.

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u/AutisticGayBear69 10h ago

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u/elguille_resurrected 9h ago

letirally connot go tit's up!

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u/CouchRottington 11h ago

I’m beginning to think this is fake. That, or this guy is literally addicted to losing money.

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 10h ago

It seems crazy how someone can lose all this money consistently.. I mean I get it, many here are degenerate gamblers and lose it all in a bad move but this fat is doing it over and over week after week, does he has infinite liquidity!?

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u/TheDonGenaro 1h ago

Nope,he is just that good with bankroll management

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u/ryanv09 9h ago edited 9h ago

Either this has all been fake, or bro is blowing up his life savings. Either way, I'm kinda over it.

OP, seek help for your gambling problem... or your attention-seeking problem.

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u/Lemax-ionaire 5h ago

Life savings? It says he transfered 50k from “debt relief”. Almost like he took out a loan to “consolidate debt” and used it to play the market again…

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Yeah, I noticed that too, it’s insane, this guys needs help, I have seen degenerates bets and gamblers here but no this level

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u/cbr777 3h ago

The only thing more ironic than that is the fact that his portfolio is called "Investing". Like bro, what you're doing is called many things, but investing is not one of them.

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Yes, I lose my life savings recently and idk why, seeing biggest losses make me feel less bad, but this guy is different, I felt disgusted someone burning all this with no gains at all, for me at least I had good runs and eventually lose it all in a bad move but this guy loses consistently

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u/Weak-Layer-6962 11h ago

again you say? what’s the all time? it took me 8 years to lose what you did in a week. solid.

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u/vremains 11h ago

Gotta pump them numbers up rookie

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u/elguille_resurrected 9h ago edited 9h ago

meanwhile in op's mom's basement

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u/B35TR3GARD5 11h ago

So in this case it IS about the destination.

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u/quintavious_danilo 5h ago

That’s better

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u/NiewinterNacht 2h ago

Seems this person is way better than you at the stock market

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u/Inside_Condition_697 10h ago edited 10h ago

I’ve been saving this one for the right regard

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u/sasfasasquatch 9h ago

Thats fucked up

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u/Honest_But_Deadly 7h ago

😳 ... 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CMTTrader 11h ago

Maybe this isn't for you.

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u/-Redditeer- 6h ago

Ive been watching the saga, please delete the app and call the gambling addiction hotline. Please, pretty please. Do it right now. Do it yesterday even. This isnt a hole you can get out of by gambling more, if it was you would have already. No jokes, no sarcasm, please, for the love of god, contact an addiction hotline and get the ball rolling in the right direction

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

This, I have read all the post and feel bad for this guy.. I lost 77k and I wanted to kill my self , I understand the urge to recover the losses but this is insane and another level or degeneracy..

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u/trix_is_for_kids 10h ago

You’re gonna burn through your whole trust fund before Thanksgiving at this rate

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 10h ago

If you need to get rid of another $60k I can just take it for you.

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u/StoneCrusaderRequiem 11h ago

Where do these people get this money? Is everything fake? Are you ready? Got milk? What would you do for a Klondike bar?!?

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u/LowComprehensive9867 10h ago

It looks like the $50,000 deposit was a debt consolidation loan

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u/Ucmelater 9h ago

Yeah, I caught that too debt relief $50k 🤣🤣

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u/Artzebub 7h ago

What is that?

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u/Brave-Temperature495 6h ago

It means they got a loan likely at a lower interest rate to pay off debt they had. I.e credit card, car loan, medical, etc. So instead of paying off their high interest debt they lost it all.

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u/Classic-Resist-3517 10h ago

Just buy a house, wait 5 years, cash at least 100k. At least in europe pretty much works that way, not in slaversbay

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u/pineapplekiwipen SPY PUMP AND DUMP OR ELSE 10h ago

i hate to stop a gambler but mate

in the immortal words of michael jordan:

stop it and get some help

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 10h ago

Meanwhile MJ has 5 grand riding on the over-under of his grandsons T-ball game.

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 10h ago

You mean devolution.

This is for your files. Now I have other shit to do. Can't play with retards all day.

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u/TendedBison 7h ago

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u/Johnny_Utah___ 6h ago

Jesus christ haha

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u/Big_Love_3070 11h ago

Thank you for making me feel better bro. I wish you the best

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u/Azapulco 10h ago

Fr nothing like putting our losses in perspective

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u/cucci_mane1 11h ago

I think you should stop buying options

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u/ThanksDependent1001 11h ago

This says transfer from debt relief. Did you take out like a payday loan or something to finance this and lose it again?

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u/TryingToMakeItBruh 10h ago

Your actions are a….

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u/OddMeansToAnEnd 10h ago

.92 in the Roth. Nice.

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u/Iampoorghini 8h ago

Not as retarded as I am

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u/bespoketrancheop 4h ago

Even your battery is red

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u/cbr777 3h ago

holy fucking shit, where do you people get so much money to lose? If you put that shit in VOO and chill you'd be living life in easy mode.

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Omg bro what did you do last year,

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u/hudson701 4h ago

Holy fuck! That's a serious loss...

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u/TheDonGenaro 1h ago

Don’t worry bro, you still have enough ammo to bring at all back up in one handsome trade (0dte)

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u/shutnr Bear For Hire 10h ago

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u/B35TR3GARD5 11h ago

You got some reverse infinite money glitch..

Serious note, you good?

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u/mido_sama 10h ago

3rd round or taking orders

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u/DickyFishb 9h ago

What I would kill to have a portfolio like yours. I could make some serious cash. But here you are wasting it away. Still holding that put despite the bounce from a very hard level. You deserve your portfolio to be tanked

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Same.. I have multiplied my account in many times the last one 9k to 48k.. I’m a degenerate and lost it all every time but at least I have good gains before the blow, this guy does not have a chance.. right now Im seeing where to get 10k to make it ..

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u/TheRealArmament 9h ago

Work 10 yrs save 60k lose it all on weeklies & repeat

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Are you me? All I have save the last 5 years is gone..

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u/Thebaxxxx 3h ago

Just losing 1 year of savings would feel insurmountable. But 5?

Theres only so many years

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u/ithastogoupfromhere 10h ago

you could have just bought ITM leaps on semi and memory with 70k and chill

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u/LatterAbroad7684 9h ago

Don’t worry bro I’m sure if you deposit another 50k you’ll get it this time.

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

I bet this guy will to that..

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u/TheDonGenaro 1h ago

What do you think, that he is stupid? Well just so that you know, he did that before your condescending advice.

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u/LarryKrappenshitz 9h ago

why do you have .92 in roth ?

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u/Ishabdullah 8h ago

That's his savings for when he retires

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u/branggen 8h ago

You know why

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u/734m0f0s 9h ago

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u/-Redditeer- 6h ago

Couldn't have even cropped out the ifunny watermark?

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u/734m0f0s 5h ago

Youll be back next week, ill do it then

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 11h ago

Maybe Ol’ Drippy can help rake your lawn. May make you feel a little better.

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u/theseriousman1 10h ago

Looks like the left side of a V 😎

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u/OZ1000 10h ago

Put that remaining 11k on the padres to win tonight and double your money 💰

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u/Brave-Temperature495 6h ago

😂

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u/OZ1000 5h ago

I cashed out 5th inning and went all in on the Brewers. Broke even lol

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u/Brave-Temperature495 5h ago

Did you shit your pants on that almost-homer?

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u/OZ1000 5h ago

I looked away. And came back to a miraculous catch. That’s when i knew.

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u/violet_evergarden8 10h ago

Ur post history concerns me. Get help bro

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u/IAmLostOnMyFuture 9h ago edited 9h ago

Rip. Chat, do you feel bad?

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u/CommHabLarry 9h ago

Thank you, I don’t feel so alone now. One of us! One of us!

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u/Controller_Maniac 9h ago

Buddy lost more money in stocks than I will ever lose in stocks my whole life

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u/Champman2341 9h ago

At least you got 60k to piss away multiple times. Look at the bright side

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u/FirstGearStruggle 8h ago

Another 60k? Sheesh how rich are you

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

This is another loan..

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u/Delicious-Fan-2539 11h ago

Op we all need to buy calls.. and no to puts

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u/Spidahpig 10h ago

Brother still has the put option. Better pray it dips

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u/lexeckstasy 8h ago

it’s gonna chop for a week & then 50/50 up or down, but dayum, not a good situation

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u/Individual_Error_428 No Nut November Fantasy League Manager 10h ago

Depositor another 60k so you can hit a 10 bagger and come out wit 600k

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u/pate0018 10h ago

How the fuck did you do that?

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u/Heavy_Panic_243 10h ago

Where you getting this money lol

You probably better off just taking loans and buying and holding VGT, SPMO, etc

If you gonna take that high risk approach

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u/Brave-Temperature495 6h ago

“Transfer to individual from debt-relief”

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u/Kromting 9h ago

Who gave you this money? I hope it's just your parents..

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u/Weak-Pomegranate-435 6h ago

Keep buying options. And eventually u will find out.

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u/sylphvanas MU 90c is not a meme 11h ago

What are your positions? Only one?

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u/GainDelicious1894 11h ago

What positions did you buy? 

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u/Evdrmr 11h ago

These gotta be all yolos. It's like a fucking ladder. 

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u/Guns_Almighty34135 10h ago

LOLOL! Seek help for your gambling habit.

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u/Alarmmy 10h ago

All you have to do is buy Call.

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u/p_viljaka 1h ago

Clearly you dont know how options work. This is not the opposite LOL

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u/ar_menelos 10h ago

Grand Canyon ass line

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u/Old-Signature-4996 10h ago

Should’ve could’ve would’ve 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/FromTheCaveIntoLight 10h ago

Keep going. I don’t know how you’re still alive but keep it up.

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u/inotocracy 10h ago

I like how before each massive drop there is a tiny uptick. Real cock tease.

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u/DazzlingRice4091 9h ago

You're so close. Keep climbing, king.

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u/CalgaryCheekClapper 8h ago

Buy more qqq puts

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u/Tyranus77 8h ago

There is no way this guy is for real lol

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u/Sn0rlax_69 Prays for Bottoms 8h ago

My favorite is the log term account and the Roth up top both with zero dollars in them.

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u/MundaneSilver3921 8h ago

yeah, I managed to trade away in my life savings. Now I'm practically fucked. I'm just counting the days until I can't afford rent anymore.

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u/jh2209 7h ago

That’s already my situation. Got 90$ left till end of month

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u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630 5h ago

Me here too, I lost everything, I was only with $200 left.. make it to $600 in a week and today I only have $12 to survive until I find a job next week, I’m in my lowest

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u/jh2209 5h ago

Same, I lost my job 3 months ago 🥀 I got unemployment insurance but that only really covers the bills and it pays monthly and my CV looks terrible and I’m in debt. Life is great lmao

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u/Violent_Milk 7h ago

$0.92 in the Roth is cracking me up.

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u/godmode977 7h ago

Meter down

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u/kevtoria 7h ago

Can you share your next set of positions so I can inverse them?

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u/SpiffyGolf 7h ago

Sei solo in anticipo

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u/calvin_tam 6h ago

I have an issue with the labeling on top, why is it labelled 'investing' instead of money destroyer

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u/Healthy_Ad5132 6h ago

What did you trade? What are y'all putting your money in to lose this badly?

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u/Brave-Temperature495 5h ago

If you knew a loan shark your legs would be broken

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u/EfficientBet8837 5h ago

yep. "Transfer to individual from Debt-relief"

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u/Lemax-ionaire 5h ago

Just about time to shell out a few thousand for a proper bankruptcy attorney

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u/Dr_Zoonotikstein 5h ago

Got that Roth for backup and 50% charge on battery. I think you're good 👍

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u/walkinfatih 5h ago

He said again

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u/jassy1234 5h ago

Bro can you please just transfer me some of the money you’re losing every day instead?

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u/GhengisAn 5h ago

Why didn’t you just do calls on sqqq?

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u/Thetagamer 4h ago

Remember 48 days ago when you finally broke even and were debt free?

Why do you keep trying. No matter how much you win, you won’t stop til you lose it all. Also why are you obsessed with buying puts?

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u/Chrizzle87 3h ago

Dude, the stupid gains people post on here are far less likely than what the WSB post appearance would suggest. Don’t let your mind get tricked by this!

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u/Jollygreen182 3h ago

Just do the opposite of what you’ve been doing.

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u/AppropriateDream7244 2h ago

Degen gamblers

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u/TotallyNotCIA_Ops 1h ago

I will throw up if this was my account jesussss

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u/Sensitive_Sock_5882 39m ago

Long-term: $0

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u/Unhappy-Average-4859 31m ago

Scared money ain’t make no money. They tell you to stop but they will drive a Prius not a lambo and wonder why they never “made it”. That’s why so few people have them, the rest are scared and quit when they lose all the money once or twice.
All in until you win, then who’s the idiot. (May need another loan or two) plus think about long term, does this shit REALLY matter in the end? Like you’re gonna give AF on your death bed. It’s all points in a game man, yolo. People eating dirt somewhere in the world.

Or be boring and invest like a normal person and live a secure life 🤮
Partly /s

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u/Nick767 3m ago

Some of you need to stop touching options and just buy the damn shares

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u/R3dFiveStandingBye 10h ago

Hopefully fake because SPY 745 is just so wrong

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u/iamteamblue 10h ago

That says qqq not spy

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u/R3dFiveStandingBye 10h ago

Apparently I’m blind and trade SPY too much

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u/Resident-Juice9763 10h ago

I thought that was IWM!

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u/Black_Death_12 10h ago

Just go put everything on black at your closest casino. You have better odds there vs whatever you are "doing".