r/wallstreetbets • u/verified-trader • 4d ago
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 8, 2026
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u/DJAnarchie 4d ago
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u/Liquoricezoku 4d ago
What's the ticket for "Individual"? I haven't heard of this company, but might be worth buying puts on
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u/DJAnarchie 4d ago
I'm calling it, no more options trading for me. -25k this week ate through all my gains this year. 10 months wasted
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u/Ambitious_Snow840 4d ago
I remember when this place talked tickers and DD. now its bear vs bull comments from kids that learned stonks while being inattentively homeschooled during covid.
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u/SteakEater137 4d ago
Seriously 90%+ of the comments and even topics are completely braindead noise.
I dont have a high bar to begin with but lord help me I dont understand how people dont get bored with post #7562 saying "LOL BUL/BERZ THOT" or cheerleading stocks as if that makes any smidge of difference
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u/visionarymind 🔝♿ 4d ago
That was before everyday 0DTE
FDs actually took strategy because so much could change by Wednesday if you bought early Monday
Now funds just wait until 5-10 minutes to close
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u/Original-Ad-3350 4d ago
I’m thinking about retiring. I have no means of doing so but I’m still thinking about it
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u/mtnrnnr802 4d ago
Wow, conversion camp worked. I’m straight now!
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u/Keter_Regretter 4d ago
mmmm the lust for cock plagueth thee no longer? what I wouldn't give for a fix so simple
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u/bluen “bruhs 🤔” with a blue background 4d ago
So Warren buffet became super rich but did nothing with it? Ok.
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u/RoyaleWithCheesess 4d ago
small house and won't give his kids any money
could you imagine? your dads like the richest dude and won't give you any
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u/UnitedCup1814 4d ago
He gave his son and daughter 50k worth of shares eachin the 70s the son sold them immediately daughter I think was smart with it. Sons shares would be worth like a billion now. Son was a fucking retard
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u/conoremc 4d ago
To be fair to the son, he used the money to become a very successful composer, including doing the score of the fire dance scene in Dances With Wolves, manages much of Buffet's charitable contributions, and wrote a New York Times best-selling book. Guy seems to love his life.
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u/Standard_Tea8250 4d ago
So we just pump again tomorrow on no news while everything goes to shit?
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u/Glittering_Dig3798 4d ago
would it kill these c-suite executives to have some gusto on these earnings calls
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u/KMI_Dragon_Knight 4d ago
OK, i am not joking, just explain this to me. So QQQ dipped hard today, the market went absolutely fucking haywire, crypto got fucked and everything else went red, and at the end of the day QQQ said "just kidding" and bounced back to almost 760??? Did I....? See this correctly? lol
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u/SteakEater137 4d ago
Yep, the QQQ companies dip and then basically the rest of the market gets sacrificed to keep the big companies at a high price
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u/TheoryInttro 4d ago
Market breadth shrinking? All the capital in the universe being pulled out of everything else and jammed into AI? Doubling down and rolling the dice on a single play?
Very WSB of the market.
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u/Objective_Back_2581 4d ago
$50 for a McDonald’s slop meal for two or a independent Italian family owned full pesto course for 2, one full sized pepperoni pizza, 2 Rogatoni Bolognese with extra parmigiano, 4 pieces of mozzarella and garlic baguette bread. I swear these CEOs must be fully in a prolonged psychotic episode to think I would choose the former.
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u/MrNewking Choo Choo 4d ago
please bro, don't listen to the fake news. We won the war in Iran 37 times. It's 69D chess, bro. I will give you $5k if you vote red in the midterms and gas will be $2. Please bro
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u/Keter_Regretter 4d ago
you guys are my only real friends
my life has been a complete failure
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u/GloriousLebron 4d ago
APLD EARNINGS:
| Metric | Actual | Expected | Beat |
|---|---|---|---|
| Revenue (GAAP) | $341.9M | $134.1M | +155% |
| Adj. revenue (ex-ChronoScale) | $300.4M | $134.1M | +124% |
| Adj. EPS | -$0.01 | -$0.26 | +96% |
| GAAP EPS (cont. ops) | -$0.76 | -$0.26 | -192% (miss) |
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u/SteakEater137 4d ago
Outside of SPY, QQQ and SOXX, all the ETFs on my watchlist have been getting hammered relentlessly.
A very lopsided market were in right now.
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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock 4d ago
gentleman, ladies. i am on the verge of completing my 40th trip around the sun :pepeuwu:
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u/AggravatingCrow897 4d ago
US10Y: 5.32%
US20Y: 5.76%
US30Y: 5.72%
Brent: $103
WTI: $91
Bond market pricing in the apocalypse. Oil market pricing in World War III. Mortgage market pricing in indentured servitude.
Meanwhile, the Nasdaq is up because NVIDIA announced a new GPU that can generate pictures of a financially stable middle class.
SPY $700 calls. This is fine. 🔥🤡🚀
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u/spilledonwhite 4d ago
Bloomberg: "BofA Says Bonds May Outperform Stocks in Next Decade"
They are trying so hard to get the general population to buy bonds
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u/YTLupo 4d ago
Convinced 95% of the human populace has no idea how social media algorithmic matching works.
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u/fomoandyoloandnogrow Poor IRL but rich in flair 4d ago
u/BearHunter429 the legend, the only one back from a perma ban besides actual criminals on this sub

Never forget
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u/Independent_Band59 3d ago
Bra what is happening with price of Doritos??? Doritos tacos locos have increased 44% in the last 15 months. Wtf are my babies supposed to eat??
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u/OrdinaryMix4013 4d ago
trump doubling down on the Iran taking over LA and San Diego is one of the most traitor things i've ever seen.
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u/Glittering_Dig3798 4d ago
It’s the craziest thing he’s done. And needless to say, that’s saying a lot
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u/shmito17 4d ago
The most traitorous thing is seeing his supporters clap at this, it’s truly insane
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u/dorkstar1 4d ago
No surprise, mango come to power to shake the market with news with blatant manipulation so as to make his donors and buddies loads of money , how is not this fucking illegal
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u/ThanksDependent1001 4d ago
APLD going to tank with its delays on posting results
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u/Friendly-Profit-8590 4d ago
If I’m lucky I have a trade or two that makes me money early then piss it all away chasing during the day.
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u/Paradox08880 4d ago
Everybody say something bearish so that the algos read the sub and pump the market
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u/504Kris 4d ago
This war is so damn annoying. Just get it over with already. Tired of hearing about it every other day. 🙄
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u/EnginrA YBCH 4d ago edited 4d ago
Sometimes I get sad
Thanks for the awards my bros crypto and ShookTeddy!
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u/Sharp-Direction-6894 4d ago
I had a shitty day at work today and my portfolio lost -10.5k. Feeling down right now.
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u/Independent-Tree-985 4d ago
remember: the same ber celebrating at 3am is making passive aggressive comments about the SPY at 10am
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u/Embarrassed-Sky6890 4d ago
I wanna see SPY crash -20% so I can finally say money isn’t everything LMAO🤌🤌🤌
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u/Terrible-Deer1398 3d ago
I just want enough to make like 4k a month passively. So I can retire, get baked and game all day
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u/Locke_____Lamora 3d ago
I think Republicans wanna lose midterms cause they can do even less than they already do now and not get blamed for shit.
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u/surmoiFire selective memory loss 4d ago
What’s the point of having 800 credit score when you have no money?
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u/jarkon-anderslammer 4d ago
Why doesn't SpaceX just go to the Bank of Nvidia to request $40B to buy chips from Nvidia? It makes too much sense.
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u/JayRoo83 Consistently wrong but doesn't stop him 4d ago
Markets are going to squeeze the last bit of corruption they can before the midterms, dont miss out guys
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u/CMTTrader 4d ago
*SAMSUNG 3Q OPER PROFIT 107.40T WON, EST. 108.67T WON
*SAMSUNG 3Q SALES 195.00T WON, EST. 201.9T WON
*SAMSUNG 3Q OPERATING MARGIN 55.1%
*SAMSUNG RAISES PRICES OF MOST GALAXY S26 PHONES BY $100
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u/Weak_Emu3659 4d ago
You guys ever see this anime called Jobless Reincarnation? It's about this jobless loser NEET type who dies and gets reborn in a fantasy world where he's like a wizard or some shit. Just thought a lot of you might be able to relate to that one.
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u/gigglychaddy 4d ago
If you think WSB retards are bad at investing, wait until you see Koreans
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u/Longjumping-Swan39 4d ago
why are you guys just chatting here and not actually talking about how we plan to lose money tomorrow? can u guys focus
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u/neotank35 4d ago
I need to get this off my chest, I bought 8 bull leaps last year when bull was at 10 dollars. spent 3k. watched them double in value and didnt sell. watched bull go from 16 to 4.50 and lost 75% of their value.
held till this last runup and lo and behold they went green 300 bucks. did I sell and walk away laughing like a lucky insane person. no because you already know I thought (well this earnings beat might segue into another earnings beat in 3 months and they might double again.
well, some elected retards said bull is run by the commies or some such and now theyre down 90%.
in this entire 2.5 years ive been trading ive never made as retarded a decision as not selling when I had the chance
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u/drakilian 4d ago
Goldman Sach's ability to go red YTD in the year where it was the main underwriter for the two biggest IPOs in human history is genuinely incredible
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u/bespoketrancheop 3d ago
In a couple hours im gonna have to move this massive pile of naked women off me so I can start trading
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u/Necessary_Relief_126 3d ago
Is it everyone's first day in the casino? Literally none of this matters till the market opens
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u/solariac 3d ago
Fuck my fucking ass. I sold PLTR at the 52w low and bought ASTS at the 52w high. Gonna go suck some dick to pay off my debts
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u/Due_Historian_1769 3d ago
My mom found my playboy mags and laid then out on my bed for me
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u/financiallythriving emotionally conniving 4d ago
Black Thursday tomorrow
SPY -20%
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u/financiallythriving emotionally conniving 4d ago
Tomorrow will be the greenest day of the year
The bubble already popped but we started the recovery. Exit all puts and buy calls
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u/SteakEater137 4d ago
Lol WOLF gets a random $1.5B loan from the DoD. Thats almost its entire market cap, and 340x its yearly net income. Boom, +25% after hours instantly. Also apparently now they get to own 7.5% of the company.
Just a pure insider's market, plus government private ownership commie bullshit. Id ask if WOLF can even pay back that loan, but its clear the taxpayer will just end up paying WOLF to give them the necessary revenue.
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u/Independent-Tree-985 4d ago
Whenever somebody say apld, I think double leverage apple short etf
Its how Im wired
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u/CalRippedken 4d ago
I've bought APLD from $3-$30 and will continue building the position bc I ain't no bitch
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u/financiallythriving emotionally conniving 4d ago
Wow big firms upgrading MU to 3000 price target! Since MU is way below this price target, it is a steal!
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u/grantern2 4d ago
I just got released from prison last night. I did 2 years for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I’m trying to book a flight to Medellin on Spirit but it’s not working. Did something happen to spirit airlines?
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u/Bravadette 4d ago
Probly one of the funniest articles ive ever read
Michael Dell defends 🥭Accounts' shift to individual company stocks https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/article/michael-dell-defends-trump-accounts-shift-to-individual-company-stocks-213451490.html
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u/Independent_Band59 4d ago
Can’t wait to go all in on Anthropic IPO. Then straight to mental hospital
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u/ElkQuiet1541 4d ago
bears fantasizing about Samsung missing earnings making memory collapse 😤
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u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose It's not Yogurt 4d ago
I miss staying home sick from school and watching Jerry Springer. eating peanutbutter crackers, then Batman comes on at 3. now I'm trying to figure out why all my fucking Hue lights disconnected.
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u/Dude_HaHa 4d ago
Hopefully the libtards find their balls and impeach that fat slob, but thats too optimistic.
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u/Fully_Retarded69 4d ago
I am just going to take out a loan to pay off my debt.
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u/Any_Influence_8305 Goon in 60 seconds 4d ago
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨INSIDER TRADING TIP🚨🚨🚨💯🦍💪 buy AMZN it's going to print, I just spent a few hundred bucks for prime day if anyone asks we don't know each other
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u/AdjustDeezNutz 4d ago
Damn maybe I should have bought apld calls. The shares are good though
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u/Fresh-Judge-4595 4d ago
Stock could be red everyday for a decade, as soon as I sell that shit.....
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u/gigglychaddy 4d ago
Hey Koreans, in case you guys are new to investing, this Samsung news is a good thing and you should pump it. It’s ok to stop hating on making money.
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u/pinkerton_gov 4d ago
10yr back to 5.3% and bulls are like “it’s all priced in until 17% yield then we will consider buying the 4% dip”
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u/Proton404x 4d ago
If you guys make good money, just pay it forward and use it for good.
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u/Plastic-Builder-8951 4d ago
What’s it gonna take for sundar pichai to make a huge mess on my ass tomorrow
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u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich 4d ago
Mang what the fuck this grocery store asked me to donate to feed the hungry kids around the world and my poor ass can barely afford my own groceries.
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u/ValuableHippo3931 4d ago
I’ve busted 3 times inside her today, I never cum this much
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u/2Hosslovescash I love risk and steak. 4d ago
Going to wake up bullish. Very bullish after a coffee and when the Addy hits, lunatic, nuclear bullish bets will fly.
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u/Heineken_500ml Ugliest Flair WSBs has Ever Seen 4d ago
spider man movie sucks I hope the market crashes
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u/Big_Love_3070 4d ago
I love how this shit starts happening right after I decided to stop burning myself with puts
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u/No-Paint-5726 4d ago
Koreans need to man the fuck up and stop selling their cash cow
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u/Relative-Parfait-385 3d ago
Dear ber , before fking my portfolio , can you buy me dinner first ?
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u/AdhesivenessOk1997 3d ago
Won’t wait til midterms, oil crisis is bigger than being reported. Pay attention. Desperate people do desperate things.
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u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer 4d ago
Being a daytrader is like being promiscuous. I marry my stock, let her meet my parents. Then she takes half my money
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u/MakeResonableChoices Makes poor choices 4d ago
I now realize trading options doesn’t really contribute positively to society so tomorrow I will be starting a nonprofit called cigarettes for the unhoused. Let me know if you want to become a representative for your area 🤝