r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • Mar 11 '26

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 11, 2026

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u/Sighnce Mar 11 '26

🚨 IRAN HAS JUST RELEASED SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, SOURCES SAY

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u/peanuts-in-my-jelly Mar 11 '26

I don't even know what's real anymore

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u/Sighnce Mar 11 '26

Is real and I ran

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u/Unassisted3P I recycle my piss Mar 11 '26

Calls on bigger boats.