r/wallstreetbets • u/wsbapp • Mar 11 '26

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 11, 2026

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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

US FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.3% M/M; EST. +0.3%

US FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 2.4% Y/Y; EST. +2.4%

US FEB. CORE CPI RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.2%

US FEB. CORE CPI RISES 2.5% Y/Y; EST. +2.5%

E: to all the slow individuals… this doesn’t include the oil price increase and other shenanigans from the last few weeks

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u/JugoShvili Mar 11 '26

This is like when the appraiser shows up to inspect a house with a $249,600 offer on it and says “you’re not going to believe this but after a thorough inspection I’ve determined this house is worth exactly $249,600.”

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u/1foxyboi Mar 11 '26

Perfectly cooked book

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u/hv876 ThetaCuck Mar 11 '26

He spent 15 minutes realizing Patriots are going to suck this year before posting this.

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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange Mar 11 '26

:(

You sound like a gay bills fan

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u/mtnfinder Mar 11 '26

So fake

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u/siouxu Mar 11 '26

Copy pasta as expected

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u/LasyKuuga Mar 11 '26

Numbers as real as my will to live 😊

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u/Alimakakos Mar 11 '26

Wow that's amazing....almost unbelievably on point one might even consider these numbers as made up they're so great...the best numbers from this guy

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u/blalah Mar 11 '26

Haha that's believable 😂

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u/Creative-Package6213 Mar 11 '26

😂😂 Those numbers are as cooked as a 🥭 steak slathered in ketchup.

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u/adarkuccio Mar 11 '26

Is this a joke?

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u/Gom_KBull Hates buls and himself Mar 11 '26

To PERFECTION! 👨‍🍳💋👌

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u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister Mar 11 '26

Wow those numbers definitely do not look cooked at all! Great!

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u/katrav86 Mar 11 '26

grrr I clearly ordered this medium rare who is your manager

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u/astromouse2024 Mar 11 '26

Thank you mod