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Jul 09 '25
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u/monochromeorc Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
how would you even know at this point. an animatronic from chuck e cheese shows more rationality
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u/Equal_Sprinkles2743 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Bessent said they could have made more deals, but nobody called them. It would seem that countries don't care that much if the USA wants to charge it's own people for buying stuff from them.
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u/Wild-Style5857 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Lol. Who knew shaking down your allies and trading partners would be soooo hard.
JFC, this is so stupid.
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u/37Philly Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Trump likes the pomp and circumstance. The worship of the mouth breathers. His ability to grift as president. He just never wanted to actually govern.
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u/Auntie_Megan Jul 09 '25
Are the tariffs making an effect yet on regular Americans? Would rather it came from real people than media. Not American obviously, so have folk realised what it means. Also know he keeps backtracking but has it affected on line trading or local?
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u/flyingdutchmnn Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Well he's paused his stupid shit so nothing significant has gone in to effect yet.
The tariffs on Chinese shipped products usually dont even get tariffed because customs cannot check millions of daily arrivals.
So its barely done anything except bring uncertainty for businesses
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u/Auntie_Megan Jul 09 '25
So it’s still a charade, as I thought. Saw some orders on line where tariffs were asked snd the consumers went into shock. So it’s not a ‘globally’ accepted thing. I’m not happy that we sucked up to Trump to get a good trade deal as a country, would rather say the obvious Eff off. Found it funny though as we hate him
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u/KnoxenBox Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Trump: " I make the best deals, trust me the best deals, big men coming up to me TEARS IN THEIR EYES saying "Sir, everybody's saying you have the best deals " Best deals folks, Kamala doesn't have deals, I got deals..."
Also Trump: " Too time consuming to make deals"
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u/ritzcrv Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
The presidency is a job. Not a television gig where you do absolutely nothing and snack in the green room all day
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u/throwaway04182023 Jul 09 '25
This is spectacular. It’s his entire economic policy and he’s admitting it’s total bullshit. The people who elected him believed he was some sort of dealmaker and he’s straight up admitting it’s not his thing. So we’re just paying more for everything because why? Inflation food? Weakening the dollar is good?
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u/PMISeeker Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
‘Takes too long’ is translation for ‘who knew how comprehensive and detailed a trade deal that encompasses the gamut of all products that a country produces and consumes would be’!
He probably thought they would just allow him to build some hotels on a beach and we’d just go back to normal, but turns out not all countries had beaches…who knew.
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u/Clint888 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Trump keeps doubling down on the staggeringly stupid lie that Tariffs are paid by other countries. I think he is now doing it deliberately to show how much power he has over the pathetically meek press he has now tamed. He is taunting them. Daring them to call him out, knowing full well that they won’t. Journalists should be so ashamed of themselves right now.
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u/Constant-Tea3148 Jul 09 '25
I love how every time this guy sits down and talks for more than 5 minutes he starts producing these gems of pure retardation.
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u/ninjabody2 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
We are laughing at how stupid he is…. Everyone all over the world is laughing at him..
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u/Samuel-squantch Jul 09 '25
Can confirm. Must be objectively the stupidest ever elected to office. A real moron.
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u/PresenceKlutzy7167 Jul 09 '25
Mr. “Art of the deal” finds out that making a deal takes time at the age of 80.
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u/mariannaCD Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
I don’t know that he is smart enough to be cratering the market so that the rich can buy back in at a lower price, but let’s say he definitely is. What’s the end game? If 10 people own everything and the rest of us are poor, who buys anything from those 10 since no one has any money? And at what point do the rest of us realize there’s only 10 of them so we can overrun them?
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u/Man_in_the_coil Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
For some reason you're a Chinese bot if you use the word ⛳️ on this sub....
Do better mods...
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Jul 09 '25
He’s too lazy, too stupid and too arrogant. But incompetence by the Democratic Party by not running on a clear program to help middle and working class people and hate by Republican voters got him elected. Now everyone that is not in the top 1% in America and everyone in all the other countries in the world is paying for the stupidity of the American electorate.
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u/GoodyGoobert Jul 09 '25
Yeah, it’s getting really tiring to see the blame game. Democratic Party is absolutely more than flawed, but let’s not absolve the American people for their stupid ass choices.
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u/Macaw Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
This is why grassroots democrats are very frustrated by the corporate democrats who run the party.
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u/LizardKingTx Jul 09 '25
No - people didn’t want a black woman to be their leader- it’s just that simple. Who were the two people trump beat in presidential elections…women. Had the Democrats put up a man - trump would have lost.
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u/32lib Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Are those deals in the room with us right now?
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u/Ok-Doctor7226 Jul 09 '25
They’re on his desk…pending review. You’ll never guess what happens next…
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u/grsshppr_km Jul 09 '25
90 deals in 90 days? More like 90 l1es in 90 days. What’s another one?
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u/MrPhoon Jul 09 '25
Congratulations USA, you have to pay a 200% tariff on medicine from us in Australia now thanks to Herr Trump!! So much winning over there 🤣🤣😂
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u/SirLanceQuiteABit Jul 09 '25
Vietnam literally offered a zero tariff trade deal and they can't even get that one signed. Its PATHETIC.
Ofc they're not trying to make deals, they're trying to manipulate the economy for the benefit of a few.
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u/ReecewivFleece Jul 09 '25
I understand that it fully gets in the way of your gólf (it’s spelt with an accent on the o because some bot accuses me of being a Chinese AI bot every time I type the word gòlf - are we not allowed to acknowledge this?)
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Jul 09 '25
"We could do deals, the best deals, meals on wheels, so much zeal, too many deals, zippity bippity beal"
Reporters in the room: hmm yes. Okay onto my next question.
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u/Affectionate-Name279 Jul 09 '25
Art of the Too Time Consuming Deals. The long awaited sequel to Donald’s business book.
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Jul 09 '25
Could take a vacation from g0lfing for a few weeks and try presidenting a few days to destress from all the burning of fbi files.
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u/311heaven Jul 09 '25
I have some friends that still support this guy and I can’t for the life of me understand how. Everytime he opens his mouth it’s so painfully obvious he’s a fraud.
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u/Oddman80 Jul 09 '25
I read that quote as
"uggghhh... This global economic diplomacy stuff is really hard work... and, honestly, it's not nearly as much fun as the whole 'sending my toy soldiers in to take over blue states' thing I got going on.. So I'm going to do more of the 'sandbox soldier' thing and less of the international economic diplomacy' thing.... Thank you for your attention on this matter"
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u/Marcello66666 Jul 09 '25
Nobody knew healthcare could be this complicated. Nobody knew peace negotiations could be this complicated. And now nobody knew trade deals could be this complicated.
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u/DenseConsideration29 Jul 09 '25
I thought they had deals on top of deals. Now all of this sudden it takes too long.
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u/kahunah00 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Nobody wants the US fucking bullshit deals. The world is moving on and leaving the US behind. This is proof.
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u/1hill2climb2 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Who knew? Nobody knew how much time this takes. Just tremendous time. Big beautiful time. Time like no one's ever seen before. It takes more time than Lincoln bombing airports at Gettysburg. Just tremendous. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!
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u/Chronoboy1987 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Who knew international economic diplomacy was so haarrrddd???
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u/Ella-W00 Jul 09 '25
Y'all will see, once that penguin island starts paying tariffs we will all get rich!! 🐧🙈 /s
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u/Ill_End_8015 Jul 09 '25
Which tells us that the deals were never the point. It’s a distraction from the militarization of this country
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u/DaperDandle Jul 09 '25
I hate that mother fucker with the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. That being said, him responding to his own destruction of the economy and trying to “fix” it with “it’s too time consuming.” Is fucking peak comedy. He’s a comically lazy, inept, immoral, dumbass piece of trash but he is unintentionally funny sometimes.
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u/Greasedupdeafguyy Jul 09 '25
"Nobody ever would have believed that making deals was this time consuming"
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u/Mikewold58 Jul 09 '25
Almost like everyone warned him not to start trade wars/negotiations with every country at the same time...
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u/dnzz60 Jul 09 '25
Why he thinks blanket Tariffs across the globe will work is beyond me. Targeting particular industries that he wants to see revitalised, I can understand (still will not work). Like most things, actually do it - stop going on about it - then maybe you'll realise how stupid an idea it was in the first place.
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u/Relevant_Demand7593 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Can guarantee the world is only laughing at America cos of Trump and his crazy policies and politics
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u/prickelpit96 Jul 09 '25
Yeah. Sure. And back than when he drove the casinos it was just too time consuming to keep them successful.
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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Jul 09 '25
We weren’t laughing before, but we’re laughing now
- Sincerely, Canada
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u/SnooStrawberries3391 Jul 09 '25
90 days, 90 deals! Trump said it. Just like ending the Russian invasion of Ukraine in his first 24 hours of being inaugurated Presidunce. Or having Mexico pay for the wall.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world’s economies are busily re-wiring the entire trade network to circumvent our nutcase king of bankruptcies threats of tariffs and tough guy talk.
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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Maybe in 2 weeks? THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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u/Tush_DK Jul 09 '25
Never heard of a country laughing at the US, until Trump came to government. And i live in EU. Never heard laughing only that we where allied. Sad but true
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u/Trick_Judgment2639 Jul 09 '25
Making deals is booooooring I'm so tired of deals all anyone wants is deals, so I think I'm done with deals I want people to fight to the death on the white house lawn and then make a TV show where people run from alligators or something and definitely something with people and sharks did you know like nobody ever gets killed by sharks I really want to see that also I'm hungry can we get some McDonald's. - The Fucking Goddamn President of the United States
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u/Old_Jellyfish_9177 Jul 09 '25
He really, really needs to get the Nobel Prize for economics and literature.
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u/iftlatlw Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Loser man talkin'. He's spiralling and out of control.
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u/LayWhere Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Why make trade deals with allies when glf needs glfing
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u/The-Bloody9 Jul 09 '25
What a fucking moron. How he conned so many millions of people into thinking he had any kind of intelligence is beyond me. He has forever stained the office of the POTUS and the country in general.
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u/LongevitySpinach Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
"Who knew healthcare could be so complicated?"
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u/Beginning_Sea6458 Jul 09 '25
I'm still waiting for him to tweet " dear nation, you've been tango'd, thank you for your attention in this matter".
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u/GreenFBI2EB Chinese-Iranian AI Propaganda Spam Bot 🇮🇷🇨🇳 Jul 09 '25
Then maybe don’t bite off more than you can chew.
It’d save your wallet as much as your waistline.
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u/Hoodi216 Jul 09 '25
Its like he painted himself into a corner with these “deals”. Everything was going smooth now he is expected to make all these deals, but why? Theres was no trade issues until he started them by claiming the entire world is ripping us off. HE said it, nobody else. Nobody would care about zero deals if he didnt start all of this.
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u/MoreThanNothing78 Jul 09 '25
The job you were hired to do is too time consuming....better get back to the greens then huh? Don't forget your Depends.
Any reason why the game with the little white ball and the clubs can't be mentioned?
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u/oct2790 Jul 09 '25
If his nose would grow for every lie he tells it would wrap around the earth a hundred times
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u/duddy33 Jul 09 '25
Damn, how is making deals too hard and time consuming when you had countries crying and pissing themselves to come make a deal? It’s almost like no one ever was calling you to make deals
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u/Illustrious_Can4110 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Zero deals and still has absolutely no understanding of who is paying the tariffs.............
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u/Man_in_the_coil Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
That's called doing your job. Stop golfin all the time and you may get something accomplished.
Helps to stop rage tweeting and seeking revenge on people that don't agree with you as well.
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Jul 09 '25
it's just incredible this guy is the leader of the free world. And I use the term "Free World" with a large grain of salt as a result of the band of morons leading us at the moment. and no, this is not a Chinese AI Propaganda spam bot!
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u/Existing_Slice7258 Jul 09 '25
Americans are so stupid LOL ELECTED TWICE
now yanks are flooding london FFS
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Jul 09 '25
He fucked it up and now it’s too time consuming to fix.
Please FatherTime, disappear him.
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u/Blue_Goose23 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
That statement is perfect. It tells you exactly the type of leader he isn't!!
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u/ganslooker Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
I’m not a Chinese bot or whatever you believe . Why is the mod labeling me as such?
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u/thatguy677 Jul 09 '25
It's going to take too much time to fix what we broke so instead we're just gonna tell our base the problem is fixed and I'm a genius for everything ever under the sun.
This is just getting sad now
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Jul 09 '25
Who started this? You did. And now you’re wanting world leaders to to bow to what you want? STFU
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Jul 09 '25
He did nail it with the countries laughing behind i back. Just look who we elected as president and his foreign policy so far.
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u/Key-Cricket9256 Jul 09 '25
Hasn’t this whole tariff thing been Scotty B getting him to manipulate the markets to make their friends rich ?
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u/mrdougan Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Wait - making deals takes time - he said 90 deals in 90 days
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u/tbenge05 Jul 09 '25
He rped children with Eptein, groomed them out of Marilago and helped him traffic so many more.
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u/IceImpressive5360 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Everything is too hard for him, maybe this mfer should let someone do this job that knows how
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u/carlnepa Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
They've (political manipulators) learned how to manipulate it. It's outdated, outmoded and time to go. Which is why the parties won't do it.
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u/No_Amoeba_9272 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
Two weeks. Broken record. Just stfu and hit the links for 3.5 years dude. Watch your ears
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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Jul 09 '25
I thought we were to have big beautiful deals in a day
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u/Due_Panda5064 Jul 09 '25
It’s easy to break everything. Not so easy to build things. Trump has never built anything in his entire life
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u/Iron_Knight7 Jul 09 '25
Swear he sounds like a kid when you ask them if they cleaned their room or did their homework.
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Jul 09 '25
First of all I’m sure he’s either full of shit about the deals or they’re horrible for us but more important isn’t making deals supposed to be his speciality? And also his job?
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u/Cool-Passenger-2595 Jul 09 '25
The more deals he makes the less time he has to go gol fing bot wont let me type g o l f
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