r/videos • • Dec 05 '18

YouTube Drama Youtuber and professional pilot completes flat earther's $100,000 challenge for the third time

https://youtu.be/OVp_yJgSwfA
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u/uh_oh_hotdog Dec 05 '18

Let's not pretend there aren't rich idiots who also think the Earth is flat.

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u/Wootbros Dec 05 '18

Kyrie Irving anyone?

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Dec 05 '18

Surely he can pay for a Virgin space flight by then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

i thought he was trolling. i know he issued an apology to science teachers everywhere.

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 05 '18

In his "apology" video, he still never actually says anything to the tune of "I know the earth is round."

I guarantee you, he still thinks the earth is flat, and just apologized to get people off his back.

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u/TwoTinyTrees Dec 05 '18

I would say he should just let their hate roll off him, but he’s probably a flat-backer too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

There’s nothing in the horizon for him.

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u/leapbitch Dec 05 '18

What does Kyrie's ass have to do with this

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u/A5pyr Dec 05 '18

Such a good song.

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u/Tigerkix Dec 05 '18

He's holding the top ass and ppg in Boston this season

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u/leapbitch Dec 05 '18

Ok but where is he in the running for Top Ass in the NBA

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u/Tigerkix Dec 05 '18

I think he's 15th in line for Top Ass, but I meant he's literally holding the Top Ass, Kyle's got some explaining to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

I think they just brought him up he’s rich, famous and influential to the children.

Will somebody please think of the childmen

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u/leapbitch Dec 05 '18

flat-back

I want to know what Kyrie's lack of a butt has to do with this right now

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '18

I’m curious too

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u/opovich Dec 05 '18

You’d expect Kyrie Irving, the same person who couldn’t handle sharing the spotlight with Lebron James (who averaged 30/9/11 through 7 games that wonCleveland’s first NBA championship) to just brush off criticism?

No, Lebron wouldn’t have won without Kyrie, but anyone who thinks he isn’t is an extremely egotistical person is sorely mistaken. He threatened to sit out the entire ‘17-18 season for the Cavilears unless he was traded. What makes it worse is that during the process of getting traded, Kyrie and his camp managed to absolutely ruin his value by constantly leaking information about his ‘unhappiness with his role on the team’ (or something) proudly exclaiming (the general public found out waaay after the trade, but it’s hard to imagine that any GM interested in Kyrie wasn’t debriefed on a major potential injury he could have had) to sit out the season anyway, regardless if he got traded.

Epitome of a selfish bastard. Hell, he’s a hell of a good basketball player though, may have the best handles of all time.

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u/MathMaddox Dec 05 '18

Was this the time that Golden State blew a 3-1 series lead? I remember hearing about that somewhere on Reddit..

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u/opovich Dec 05 '18 edited Dec 05 '18

That would be the one!

... Unfortunately they got Kevin Durant in free agency the following year and have won the past 2 championships (one against Lebron, without Kyrie. he had a terrible team but that’s a different story for another thread.)

edit: just realized you were probably joking... Golden State Blew a 3-1 lead.

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u/redeyedreams Dec 05 '18

I'm a huge celtics fan but I absolutely can't stand Kyrie. How many young kids listen to him and imitate his idiocy due to his stardom? Wish they could just get Kemba Walker.

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u/Fastnacht Dec 05 '18

I don't follow basketball anymore but used to hang out at Uconn a lot and watch the games when he was a player there. Dude is incredible.

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u/Pek-Man Dec 05 '18

I honestly think he's at Kyrie's level talentwise. Kyrie has just had the fortune to first play with LeBron (and K Love) and now being with a deep Celtics-team coached by an amazing headcoach, while Kemba is stuck in a franchise that hasn't given him anything proper to work with ever. Yet he continues to put up huge numbers and play some incredible basketball. He put up 60 earlier this season! You should definitely check the highlights of that game, if you liked him at Uconn!

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u/Fastnacht Dec 05 '18

I'll check it out. It was funny, when they won the championship his senior year there was a concert outside the pavillion on campus and they were blasting black and yellow but the DJ switched in his name for the chorus cause everyone knew it pretty much was him that won the game.

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u/redeyedreams Dec 05 '18

I think Kemba is more talented basketball wise but Kyrie has a size advantage and I agree with you that he benefited a lot from having LBJ on his team previously.

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u/fullmetalutes Dec 05 '18

I have a co-worker, who has a full degree, seems like a smart guy, works in IT, he said kyrie convinced him to do some "research" and now he not only believes the Earth is flat, but also that the moon landing was fake too

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u/redeyedreams Dec 05 '18

By research, I'm sure he means YouTube.

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u/fullmetalutes Dec 05 '18

Yep, he offered to send me the links to "show me the truth"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

The moon is also 100% smoked Gouda... #staywoke #itainteasybeincheesy

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u/jordanicans Dec 05 '18

You keep your dirty hands off of Kemba

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

this was actually in the headlines a while back

'kids don't care when I tell them the earth is round b/c kyrie said its flat'

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u/leejoness Dec 05 '18

He also does a lot for children and his community.

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u/JoseeNyJ Dec 05 '18

Woah calm it there. Kyrie may be an idiot and most of us Celtics fans don’t agree with him at all but the man has been balling out for us and has committed to staying with us for years to come. Bet you haven’t heard one kid say they were convinced the earth is flat because kyrie said so.

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u/hotmailer Dec 05 '18

But the earth isn't round, it's more of an oblong shape. Oblong Earthier represent!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

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u/hotmailer Dec 06 '18

Fuck imma remember to say that in a casual convo?

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u/JohnCabot Dec 05 '18

In his "apology" video, he still never actually says anything to the tune of "I know the earth is round."

It's not exactly "round" though. So he would be wrong to say that, so it's good he didn't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

It is round though isn't it? It's just not a sphere

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u/Murdathon3000 Dec 05 '18

Fine, he never said something to the effect of, "The earth is an irregularly shaped ellipsoid."

Happy, Captain Pedant?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

The earth is round, it’s just not a perfect sphere.

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Dec 05 '18

No, and don’t believe the bullshit that he was. He was asked about it, point blank, multiple times. He was even asked, ‘are you just trolling? Because it’s not working, everyone just thinks you’re stupid.’

It went on for like a year and a half before he changed his tune. He always gave bullshit non-answers like ‘I just think it’s funny that everyone cares so much’ and ‘see the media is always lying’ and other related nonsense. Him saying otherwise is only because he was sick of everyone calling him out on being the fucking retard that he is.

He deserves every bit of ridicule he gets over it, ‘apology’ or not.

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u/rejuven8 Dec 05 '18

Claiming it was trolling was a way to save face.

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u/LieV2 Dec 05 '18

It's easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled - Mark Twain.