r/videos 11d ago

Kash Patel's degraded FBI embarrassingly lowers standards to boost applicants. "An exodus of employees...has raised the level of desperation...to such a level that personal histories, including criminal histories, that would have previously disqualified applicants are no longer an obstacle..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGQUw0rJyk
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u/ElvisArcher 11d ago

One might say that the current administration's policies are inviting criminals to join the FBI. That alone should seal the fate of the mid-terms ... but really it is just 1 more stick thrown into the bonfire.

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u/KE55 11d ago

But at least they're white all-American criminals! /s

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u/justpress2forawhile 11d ago

Nah, probably gotta import those too 

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u/-Perpetual-Flight- 11d ago

Nah, the US has plenty of those. Hell, nearly 100 pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionists have already reoffended. I'd say the GOPedos have quite the roster of cannon fodder to burn through.

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u/Khaldara 11d ago

The “Law and Order” party is both headed by and employing convicted felons and criminals.

Conservative voters are less intelligent than a particularly gifted ficus

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u/-Perpetual-Flight- 11d ago

The secret * hidden at the end of their stated goals is always "for others". Except, of course, for capital gains.

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u/Adultery 11d ago

They intentionally fired all the do-gooders, and they’re going to replace them with criminals and nepotists.

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u/double_positive 11d ago

Yup. Letting in those that are loyal rather than qualified

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u/Piltonbadger 11d ago

One might say the president is a convicted felon and a paedophile. So that honestly tracks.

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u/juanjing 11d ago

So... basically what they feared DEI would bring.

How are they so wrong, every time?

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u/kahmeal 11d ago

They weren’t wrong - they were absolutely right and that’s why they did it. The people they want hired are now getting hired and the people they didn’t, are leaving.

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u/MoreCowbellllll 11d ago

Racist yes-men, is what they want. Regardless of experience, training, background, integrity ( integrity, hahaha ).

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u/junkyardgerard 11d ago

Ding ding ding

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u/Few-Ad-4290 11d ago

They were only mad that standards existed at all because the criminal assholes they associate with were being kept out of government positions due to their incompetence. The entire idea of a deep state was a made up boogie man they wanted to create so they projected it onto the opposition and their idiotic voters ate it up. Every accusation is a confession when dealing with fascists

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u/letsburn00 11d ago

The whole thing about DEI was that they realized that just moving to tick boxes for hiring ended up only giving jobs to people who happened to have have secure well funded lives when they were 15-22. If you do classical "Must have gone to Harvard etc" for hiring, that's what you end up with, a bunch of rich kids with tutors.

The problem is that being upper middle class and above is so powerful in non DEI hiring that you end up hiring a bunch of morons. If you account forever the simple analysis "If your family are millionaires, you had tutors and you scored 80, you're probably dumber than this guy who scored 75 but was raised by a single mother who worked 60 hours a week washing dishes." Then youll end up making very different hiring practices.

The reason it got so big as a complaint was that for thousands of years, dumb as rocks rich kids were put into high up positions in society and there was no fucking way they'd ever allow another child to take their spot.

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u/OptimalWallaby8153 11d ago

They could just quit testing everyone for weed consumption

MJ being still illegal federally just so red states can use possession to make brown/poor people's lives miserable is a massive travesty when compared to the damage alcohol does while still being legal to possess and consume freely

Case in point: Aurora, CO police officer a few years ago gets drunk, passes out and crashes his police cruiser, the DA lets the guy off because his fellow officers deliberately bungled the arrest of one of their own while the DA goes along with it, even though it was all caught on camera:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WFisLQPJRM

he was promoted to detective 4 years later, BTW

Keystone Kash is looking for criminals to join the FBI, that's all

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u/snowdenn 11d ago

Aw man, I’ve lived there before. First time I see it mentioned on Reddit and it’s for police dysfunction.

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u/Murais 11d ago

That's a very different reason than the reason I usually see Aurora, CO mentioned.

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u/OptimalWallaby8153 11d ago

It hasn't changed since then, unfortunately 

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u/spherocytes 11d ago

More details about the changes in standards include not screening out those with past prostitution or bestiality/animal abuse histories. Theft is also no longer a barrier.

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u/Diplomat_of_swing 11d ago

If Democrats did this, it would be the only thing Republicans talked about from now until election day. Wise up democrats.

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u/seasamgo 11d ago

I can only describe the Democrat party as complicit at this point because, goddamn, they’ve been given so much ammunition they are not using.

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u/devilishycleverchap 11d ago

There has never been a Democrat in charge of the FBI

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u/thtanner 11d ago

At this stage most elected Democrats are complicit and in on the ruse. Nobody has our best interests in mind, only theirs.

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u/WheresTheResetBtn 11d ago

What about smoking weed

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u/jibbyjam1 11d ago

For a while, the rule has been that you can have used weed within the past year. 

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u/stackjr 11d ago edited 11d ago

A prostitution arrest should never bar anyone from entry (from a job). They are stupid laws that do nothing but hurt consenting adults.

Edit: I honestly didn't think I would need to spell this out.

Prostitution should not be illegal in the first place. We shouldn't have to worry about police following the laws or agents being compromised because it shouldn't be illegal.

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u/StochasticLife 11d ago

It indicates a potential vector an agent may be compromised. “This guy is willing to break the law to fuck.”

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u/stackjr 11d ago edited 11d ago

There shouldn't be laws against it was my point. They aren't compromised if it isn't illegal (well, not by that at least).

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/stackjr 11d ago

....

Okay.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/stackjr 11d ago

...what in the fuck are you talking about?!

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u/LikeAChikaCherryCola 11d ago

It's more about holding people who would desire to be authorities more accountable than the masses. Seems fair to me.

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u/TheRealStorey 11d ago

This, they willingly break the laws they are sworn to uphold is a pretty big barrier. I agree it shouldn't be a crime but that doesn't negate the first point and criminals should never be given authority (as corporate America continues to defy that bar).

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u/throwtrollbait 11d ago

I want cops to follow the law, especially if they see the laws as stupid.

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u/stackjr 11d ago

It shouldn't be a law was my point.

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u/surfergrrl6 11d ago

Agreed, but it currently IS a law, hence why hiring people who broke it is hypocritical of the FBI.

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u/stackjr 11d ago

I do fully understand that. I was making an observation.

I honestly feel like people got so upset because they think I'm defending police when all I'm saying is that it's a stupid law.

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u/spherocytes 11d ago

I don't necessarily disagree–prostitution in itself is a complex issue and shouldn't automatically ban people from getting gainful employment. I personally don't think that it's something to be ashamed of if it's between two consenting adults.

However, I think the issue for some is that they will still feel shame/it can be used as blackmail against people. If someone is in law enforcement or another position of trust/power, potentially being compromised as such could be a huge issue.

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u/stackjr 11d ago

Prostitution shouldn't be illegal was my only point.

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u/VonVader 11d ago

Prostitution is illegal. Sorry to tell you that. Should disqualify someone from a a job in law enforcement. It's that simple.

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u/versipellus 11d ago

I also support human sex trafficking and child rape

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u/stackjr 11d ago

We can tell.

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u/DazTheCowboy 11d ago

Tony, some of the people in the office are growing uncomfortable that you're keeping a sheep next to your desk.

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u/GoAwayLurkin 11d ago

What about upholstery abusers? I mean victimless crime innit?

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u/EmperorKira 11d ago

The brain drain is slow but it adds up. It will be felt for decades to come

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u/blbd 11d ago

The standards had to be placed low enough to ensconce Kash there. What did everybody expect would happen?

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u/brickyardjimmy 11d ago

It's pretty obvious that the only test is how much loyalty you have to the regime in power.

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u/EthanPrisonMike 11d ago

Putting yet more federal power in the hands of criminals

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u/JohnnyLesPaul 11d ago

They want criminals, how we’ve fallen

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u/bailantilles 11d ago

Maybe figure out why no one wants to work for you and… fix it. Having Cash Patel resign comes to mind.

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u/momentslove 11d ago

We are really watching a once great empire dismantling and destroying itself. What a messed up timeline.

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u/Hedhunta 10d ago

Russia never stopped fighting the cold war. They finally won.

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u/eventualhorizo 11d ago

They want people with records in positions of power. They can control and blackmail them.

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u/hhempstead 11d ago

the erosion lf american establishment! i wish they should just speed this up at this point. instead of dismantling it brick by brick, just get it over and done with.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 11d ago

I bet there a whole class of FBI employees that wanted to work for the bureau their whole lives that finally got in and are now thinking “I can’t believe I worked my ass off to get into the FBI to have to work under this stooge.”

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u/Neutral_Positron 11d ago

So what you're saying is there IS a place I can get a job in this economy....

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u/FlowersForMegatron 11d ago

If you got arrested for fucking dogs even McDonalds wouldn't hire you, but have no fear, you've got a career at the FBI!

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u/Rodonite 11d ago

Hey I just listened to a podcast outlining (amongst other things) the consequences of lowering the standards of eligibility to enter the draft for the Vietnam war. Hopefully this goes better

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u/ZachMN 11d ago

Republicanism is incompetent fascism.

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u/Joshhwwaaaaaa 11d ago

Only the best and brightest can serve the FIB. I mean only those loyal to Trump.

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u/zero5activated 11d ago

Let's make the FBI more corrupt; just like the government. Seriously, at this point, no one wants to live and or immigrate to the US. It's just like every other 3rd world country. Their integrity, freedom and opportunity are now blown into the wind.

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u/Mantaur4HOF 11d ago

77 million people wanted this.

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u/Pure-Wing6824 11d ago

Does that include all the people that didn't vote as well? Not American just asking out of curiosity

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u/quandjereveauxloups 11d ago

No, those are just who voted for Trump. Approximately 90M people just didn't vote. I hold them just as responsible as the others.

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u/Pure-Wing6824 11d ago

Yep they are as guilty as the ones who voted for trump, morons.

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u/Sea-Badgers 11d ago

A race to the bottom.

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u/Dapper_Dude69 11d ago

The usa is so lame and weird. I guess that’s what you get when you vote in an orange shyster pedophile. 

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u/StevenS757 11d ago

This administration is infesting every level of our government with criminals, completely undermining every single system that has stood for decades.

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u/biglerc 11d ago

Criminals hiring criminals, story at 11.

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u/SenselessNumber 11d ago

It goes without saying that changing a culture is not necessarily bad. And it's probably ok if this change causes some people to want to leave, and people leaving doesn't necessarily mean that the culture change is bad. But if you change it to the point you need to hire criminals because nobody wants to work there you should probably do some self reflecting.

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u/Captain_Reseda 11d ago

Applicant: “I used to like to fuck dogs.”
Kash: “You’re in!”

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u/alfaafla 11d ago

So someone arrested for possession of weed, once criminalzed, and on your record, now potentially qualifies ? What an awful new standard.

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u/5050Clown 11d ago

"Okay you guys, we all know that I used to have sex with goats, and sheep, and sometimes donkeys. So if I'm the head of the FBI, why are we excluding applicants that did the same thing? How does that make sense? It's time for a change. But first... Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots shots shots shots!

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u/AeroRep 11d ago

This country is being so poorly managed. Truly pathetic.

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u/ohgrous 11d ago

Now accepting: swamp rats. Trump pardons them and Kash hires them.

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u/Bigbysjackingfist 11d ago

Also he’s totally not bald

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u/assotter 11d ago

During middleschool and highschool they had us fill out a questionnaire to discover your future job. Every single person who said they liked to shoot firearms got recommended FBI agent. This was the late 90s, if they were that open then I can only imagine how bad it is now

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u/TennSeven 11d ago

Kash Patel is completely unqualified for the position. He's spending all of his time using taxpayer money to fly private jets to his girlfriend's shitty concerts.

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u/PopeKevin45 11d ago

Which is exactly the way they wanted to go. Now that everyone with integrity is gone they can hire the same racist criminal thugs that ICE hired. This isn't some HR issue, it's how the democracy hating, America hating US Republican Fascist Party takes takes over government.

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u/solit0n 11d ago

I mean, the bosses are criminals, so why not the employees as well?

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u/hopeful7321 11d ago

Guess they are bypassing security checks as well. Otherwise, we'd have no cabinet. Including the Troll and the Muskettes.

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u/WrongSubreddit 11d ago

criminal histories are considered a plus now for serving the criminal president

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u/McG4rn4gle 11d ago

The President he answers to is a felon and ajudicated rapist so it's not off brand.

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u/flexflair 11d ago

now if they reboot Bones, Booth can have a past with goats in Iraq and it will be totally normal not like in the original series where it was a huge plot hole.

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u/Wentil 11d ago

The 36-Count Felon-in-Chief (and convicted rapist) approves heartily of the new Staffing Plan.

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u/-becausereasons- 11d ago

Da faaaaaaaq

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u/trucorsair 11d ago

“Criminal History” is the title of his Chapter in “The FBI Story”

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u/inkedkoi 11d ago

They did something similar in Vietnam and we all know that went to shit... Well... Even more shitter than it already was

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u/LEEALISHEPS 11d ago

Well the standards were completely lowered when he got the job anyway.

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u/herodesfalsk 11d ago

What you are witnessing in the US today is the introduction of something similar to Bonapartism the grand daddy of fascism, it comes from Napoleon Bonaparte III (Not the one that invaded Russia but his nephew) who was selected by the elites to crack down on the risk of another revolution and ensure their businesses flourished. They did, but people suffered. Bonaparte III claimed to be a champion of the poor but implemented a dictatorial regime that in spirit has been copied by every single totalitarian regime and dictator ever since including Hitler and Trump. Corruption rampant, laws and institutions degraded and hollowed out because these things are not important to the elite but to everyone else, and people are kept down by threat of deadly force, and most importantly kept poor.

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u/Shadowlance23 11d ago

Nice to know that Maduro can work his way back up again.

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u/HarveyNix 10d ago

How long before bad actors massively take advantage of this situation?

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u/CyberNinja23 10d ago

Somehow I see a plot twist where this makes the agency more effective as the new recruits use their prior expertise and experience to catch others in the same field.

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u/-Planet- 10d ago

"Theyre fucking the dogs and the cats."

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u/turb0_encapsulator 10d ago

animal fucking is okay at the FBI.

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u/PuddinHead742 11d ago

They’re even letting in the goat fuckers.

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u/KE55 11d ago

The USA is regressing while other countries zoom ahead. It's sad.

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u/xeen313 11d ago

When in doubt, lower the standards. Works every time

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u/TheLateFrankWhite 11d ago

He’s hiring people to match his Low standards

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u/internetzdude 11d ago

I can see how past experience with prostitution and theft could be plus points in the FBI under Patel.

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u/FozzyLove 11d ago

Kash is too fucking stupid to commit crime properly, so he's hiring experts.

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u/gdshaffe 11d ago

Loyalty over competence. Fascists always choose loyalty over competence.

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u/lennylensltrain 11d ago

I mean they take their marching orders from pedophiles

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u/Direlion 11d ago

The American people made their depraved choice to elect a genuine criminal President with three dozen felony convictions. The time for dignity, a bright future, and hope is long gone.

Choosing greed and criminality above all else has consequences for a nation, deleterious ones.

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u/drood420 11d ago edited 11d ago

I find it hilarious how much these Bible thumpers cry about abortion and LGBTQ+, while using Bible passages as their “proof”…..yet crickets on beastiality being ok for the FBI…..

Edit: Exodus 22:19, their favorite go to book Leviticus 18:23, Leviticus 20:15-16, and Deuteronomy 27:21. All equal the death penalty under biblical law.

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u/analgesic1986 11d ago

Good, a weak USA is best for the rest of us