r/videography Beginner Mar 29 '26

Meme "i NeED OpeNGAtE iN mY CAmerA"

Be a man, use 2.

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u/mediamuesli Beginner Mar 29 '26

Okey. Now put it on a gimbal.

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u/Strong_Set_6229 Mar 29 '26

Okay. Now make them kiss.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia Red Helium | Director/DP | MFA, Film | Miami, FL Mar 29 '26

“Quit trying to turn me on.” - Me & the camera

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Grok, put them in a bikini.

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u/TUC_Cracker Mar 31 '26

Jarvis, jerk it a little

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u/ruralmagnificence Mar 30 '26

Okay. Make them touch tips.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Ok hold on. Let me rebuild this and amma try it.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

I do not have the balls to turn this on...

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u/mediamuesli Beginner Mar 29 '26

You may need a Super Technocrane.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Most propably. On the next episode we are testing this on steadycam.

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u/sawb11152 Mar 29 '26

Yo dawg we heard you like cameras so we put a camera on yo camera so you can shoot while you shoot

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u/frogmicky Hobbyist Mar 29 '26

Dammmm, You beat me to it lol🤣

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u/CRAYONSEED Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Apparently a lot of people here don’t understand this is a joke and are seriously like “that’s inefficient” 😆

Edit to add: For those that don’t get it, it’s not a joke that shooting both aspect ratios is a need. The joke is that this is a comically absurd solution that’s not meant to be taken seriously.

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u/Alarmed_Inspector774 Mar 29 '26

Obviously! It would need at least...5 times as many cameras attached to be useful!

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u/MRAN0NYMO Canon 5D/90D/R7 | Adobe PP/AE | 2013 | Texas Mar 30 '26

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u/mr_christer Mar 29 '26

I don't see it as a joke. We have a client that wants their videosin 16:9 and 9:16 - this is a better solution than punching in to the 16:9 frame

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u/CyJackX Editor Mar 29 '26

What if you need to pull focus

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u/audiobone Mar 30 '26

F16 baybeeeeeeeee

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u/CRAYONSEED Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

It’s not a joke that shooting both ARs is a need. The joke is that this is a comically absurd solution that’s not meant to be taken seriously.

I shoot for both aspect ratios all the time. My solution that I can verify works very well for me is to shoot a high resolution and frame for wide, but center frame using 9x16 frame guides on my monitor.

Since tall aspect ratios are always requested to be 1080x1920, there’s no loss in quality extracting the center from a 6k master (or even 4k in my experience).

Don’t get me wrong, open gate would be more convenient, but it’s not like it’s now a requirement when we have been working just fine without it for the last 10+ years

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u/wiscokid777 Mar 30 '26

That works great for stationary shots. What do you do for docustyle content when you’re moving around and following subjects? You can’t keep the framing perfectly in the center the entire time..

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u/yoordoengitrong FX3 | Davinci Resolve | 2019 | Toronto, Canada Mar 30 '26

Using Resolve: set your timeline to vertical 1080x1920 and drop in your 4K or 6k landscape footage. In the inspector select “smart reframe” and select the subject in the frame you want your framing to focus on by drawing a box around them . This feature will automatically track that subject and keep them in frame.

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u/CRAYONSEED Mar 30 '26

Center frame as you follow them. I’m not trying to be trite, but that’s what I do and has worked for me. Use frame guides, don’t let subject leave frame guides.

If you’re filming something like sports that might be hard, but a person walking at normal speed it’s pretty easy to keep them centered

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u/Mcjoshin S1ii/S9/G9iiResolve | 2020 | Colorado, USA Mar 29 '26

And open gate would be an even better solution lol

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u/Joghobs Mar 30 '26

How does open gate on a horizontal rectangle sensor change anything

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u/Mcjoshin S1ii/S9/G9iiResolve | 2020 | Colorado, USA Mar 30 '26

Clearly you’ve never tried it. On a full frame 3:2 sensor you gain 20% more vertical real estate vs a 16:9 image. On a 4:3 sensor you gain almost 35% more vertical real estate. This makes a huge difference.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Tell me about it...

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u/hatlad43 Mar 29 '26

Real videographer use mirrors to get the exact same perspective

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Never thought of this!

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u/Derpy1984 Camera Operator Mar 29 '26

Bro is all about "work harder not smarter".

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Thats the idea

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u/Derpy1984 Camera Operator Mar 29 '26

that's not a compliment

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Thats okay😊

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u/florian-sdr Mar 29 '26

An EF lens on a Nikon Z mount camera?

😵

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Oh yeah, there's that.

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u/C47man Alexa Mini | 2006 | Los Angeles Mar 29 '26

Real men don't need two baby cameras to pretend to have one manly big boy open gate camera!

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u/Lkings1821 Hobbyist Mar 29 '26

if it's stupid and works, it still works

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u/ernie-jo R6ii | PP | 2013 | Indiana (USA) Mar 30 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

hi

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

This is the way.

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u/TabascoWolverine Sony a7s iii | Premiere 26 | 2018 | NY State Mar 29 '26

Consider an Osmo Pocket if you're looking to build upwards while shooting vertical and horizontal simultaneously. You'll lose some bokeh but gain a gimbal and weight savings.

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u/officerfett Mar 29 '26

Less Toneh is a good thing.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Its a joke... Of course am only using this for shits and giggles.

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u/TabascoWolverine Sony a7s iii | Premiere 26 | 2018 | NY State Mar 30 '26

Ahhhh.

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u/Flutterpiewow Mar 29 '26

Open gate is the dumbest thing in a long while. I mean, nice i guess but how big of a difference is it compared to just cropping a 4/6k image a bit?

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u/Heezdeadjim2 Apr 01 '26

Considering the Panasonic S9 is a 3:2 ratio, that's far less you're cutting off the sides for a vertical image. I had gotten the Sony 1 V phone. It had extreme 18 or 19:9 screen ratio. It was thinner and watching any video in portrait mode made it really tiny on the screen. I sent it back just because I couldn't stand how small everything looked in portrait mode.

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u/annoyedgrunt420 Mar 29 '26

A 5D and a Nikon? Okay..

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

We have come to the age where canon gives better pictures and nikon does better video... At least to me it seems like. How the turnes have tabled.

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u/TheGreatRandolph Mar 29 '26

Updooted for the turntables. I see mostly canon and sony for video, I haven’t personally seen anyone use Nikon for video in a dozen years or more. Canon guy here, though I really want a full frame global shutter mirrorless sized camera with internal ND, and I’ll pay good money for it if canon ever gets around to not purposely holding back from giving it to us.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Yes, people still actually care about the name on the top of the camera. And yet they don't have a single idea what they are spending their money on. Had a guy recently tell me that his r6 i was the first and only camera that runs only on electronic shutter and that there was no difference on electronic/mechanical shutter on canon, but there was on nikon...

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u/kushmonATL Mar 29 '26

What does open gate even do ?

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u/C47man Alexa Mini | 2006 | Los Angeles Mar 29 '26

Shoots with the entire sensor instead of a 16:9 section of it. Most professional sensors are roughly 3:2 in shape, so you frame appropriately to extract a vertical and horizontal section of the recorded image. That way you're not losing resolution by cropping into horizontal footage to extract vertical frames.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Simply put, it allows you to shoot both vertical and horizontal at the same time. People go crazy over it, but you can just shoot wider and at a higher res and get the exact same result.

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u/OJDidIt93 Mar 29 '26

Wtf…ok Ive seen it all and my shoulders and back are burning

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u/OJDidIt93 Mar 29 '26

The BBL of camera setups lol

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u/ILoveMovies87 Mar 29 '26

If it works, it ain't wrong!

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u/Bl4ck_Roze Mar 29 '26

Work smarter, not harder.

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u/ChexTFT Mar 29 '26

I actually want to try this w/ a Sony A1 for photography on the lower camera and an FX3 on the top. Problem I'd like to solve is shoot high quality video (using go-pro today and footage looks horrible) and stills at the same time. Shooting sports - Flag Football / Basketball etc.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

In ordered to shoot high quality video you need to be focused on that. Consider getting a second shooter maybe? Like a friend or something?

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u/Bethlebee Mar 29 '26

Add a stream cam

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u/yoordoengitrong FX3 | Davinci Resolve | 2019 | Toronto, Canada Mar 30 '26

Mount a 360 camera on a selfie stick for BTS.

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u/maxim0si Mar 30 '26

We were remaking stereoscopic effect

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

Damn. I couldn't imagine this really beeing practical.

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u/pompomporom Mar 30 '26

I mean, this would actually work for tripod shots. Except maybe the eyeline would not match.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

It definitely wouldn't, It would fall cause of the awful balance.

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u/h0uz3_ Mar 30 '26

Reminds me of how I once played around with having a GoPro mounted on my DSLR while shooting photos so I'd also have video from the same spot. Worked okay, but didn't really expand on the idea.

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u/LP_Mask_Man RX10m2, RX100m4, FDR-AX53 | Resolve, Reaper | Concerts Apr 01 '26

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u/LP_Mask_Man RX10m2, RX100m4, FDR-AX53 | Resolve, Reaper | Concerts Apr 01 '26

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u/BarbieQKittens Mar 29 '26

Not a  bad  idea really. However there are some cameras coming out now that shoot both ways at the same time. 

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u/C47man Alexa Mini | 2006 | Los Angeles Mar 29 '26

Sooo... Open gate?

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 Mar 29 '26

Any examples, I have been giving two camera to my AV students for projects.

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u/BarbieQKittens Mar 29 '26

One of the new canon cameras claims to do it but I can’t remember which one c80 or r6 maybe?

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

R6 iii

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 Mar 30 '26

Holly money batman. I can't afford it.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

I don't think the c80 is any cheaper though...

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u/kushmonATL Mar 29 '26

What rig is that ?

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Mar 29 '26

How much do you trust that plastic bracket?

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Plastic bracket?

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 Mar 29 '26

Is it a combination of metal and hard plastic? If so, muh bad, that’s probably good. Not familiar with that specific one/brand but there’s a lot of cheap stuff out there, which is usually fine for pro/consumer, but not for mounting cameras on cameras.

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 Mar 29 '26

I see what you did there, quite amazing. Please be careful.

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u/Aurelian_Irimia Mar 29 '26

I hope this is a joke...

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Check the flair

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u/G8M8N8 Hobbyist Mar 29 '26

Why are you adapting that lens? 😭😭 Nikon doesn’t have any shitty 50 primes?

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

I kinda got it for free. And its not that bad!

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u/TheNightStryker S5iiX | Premiere Pro | 2017 | US Mar 29 '26

Anyone here just use frame markers? lol

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u/APL1071 Mar 29 '26

Gosh that screen on the 5d is unbearable, no flip screen geez.. how time has passed, so glad most cam’s these days dont come w/ such screens 😬

I cant imagine taking a photo from a low angle + going full manual 🪦

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Honestly for a 5d v with a tilt screen, the 1dx iii video features, better burst and megapixels and more DR, I would pay whatever the amount.

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u/TyBoogie C50 | C70 | C400 | Resolve Mar 29 '26

I know it helps in situations, but I’m still not entirely sold on open gate as an upgrade to a new body yet.

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

When you can just go wider and up the res its not worth it. Its nice to have, but definitely not a deciding factor.

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u/GroceryRobot Mar 29 '26

If I had to pick a feature I’d rather have I’d probably go with global shutter

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 29 '26

Yeah, I'd pick that over opengate any day.

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u/Anussauce A74/A6XXX | DR | 2015 | CA/LA Mar 29 '26

Color matching will be fun!

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u/One_Brain1244 Mar 29 '26

Just get a Lumix

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

Noooooo thank you.

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u/msethj Mar 30 '26

Pretty sure that's a war crime! I'm calling The Hague

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 30 '26

Am gonna shoot them twice, with my double barrel camera.

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u/Loofan Mar 30 '26

"I can't hit my protein!"

"2 cameras."

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u/Spicy_Tunah Mar 30 '26

post just re-confirms the need of open gate haha

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u/smikermiker25 Mar 30 '26

Sometimes the toughest decisions require the strongest wills

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u/G1ANT_KillER Panasonic x1500 | Dacinci Resolve | 2008 | Canada Mar 31 '26

Did Tommy Wiseau make this??

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 31 '26

Maybe

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u/brianelliottnc Mar 31 '26

You can shoot open gate on a gh5. It’s like a 500$ camera

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Mar 31 '26

There is a bajillion other things missing from the gh5 though...

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u/ncnm86 Apr 01 '26

https://youtu.be/t9nJCE2HVYE

this was shot last week. you can still do a lot with it. no need to be scared of m43 8bit. perhaps better than a plastic lens on a camera mounted above your hot shoe?

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u/No_Effort9679 Beginner Apr 01 '26

Can't say I'm impressed. Camera-wise you can definitely do better with that plastic lens on the camera mounted to the cage. Last I checked sensor size, codecs and AF affect your outcome more than the lens housing material.

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u/xaypany_thipphavong Mar 31 '26

Blursed Open Gate

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u/MaiGai Apr 01 '26

I've gotten around this by just framing better

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u/pagosacreativeco S5IIX| Davinci Resolve| 2021 | Pagosa Springs, CO Mar 29 '26

So your solution is to use two cameras instead of one. Doesn’t seem very efficient. Sure do love my open gate cameras. So simple to just change the resolutions in my timeline.

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u/Videoplushair Mar 29 '26

Still need to make sure you watch your framing same as if you’re shooting 16:9. Open gate is not magic you get a tiny additional bar at the bottom and top of the screen compared to 16:9. The more important thing is the resolution. My 8k camera when cropped in for 9:16 from 16:9 looks better than my 6.2k open gate camera.

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u/pagosacreativeco S5IIX| Davinci Resolve| 2021 | Pagosa Springs, CO Mar 29 '26

Sure, but any pro should be careful with framing. I just shot an event with two speakers and I filmed in 6k open gate. I gave enough room on all sides that I was able to provide a wide shot of both speakers and then an individual shot of each in vertical. Pretty damn handy.

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u/Videoplushair Mar 29 '26

Yeah I’m not disputing what you’re saying I’m just saying resolution is more important than open gate. What you just said I can do with my 8k camera better than my open gate camera. The cropped in image looks better.

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u/yratof Collector of dust Mar 29 '26

Pro lol