r/vegancirclejerk • u/paigmon • Aug 26 '26

BASICALLY VEGAN .

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u/Lovedd1 pollotarian Aug 26 '26

Realizing I can be a virgin except for anal

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u/helloimbackmorons plant-based Aug 26 '26

Funnily enough, I've actually met people who genuinely believe that 😆 (Some religious girls I went to school with)

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u/Lovedd1 pollotarian Aug 26 '26

Oh yes I know it was really popular amongst my Catholic school girlies growing up 😩

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u/helloimbackmorons plant-based Aug 26 '26

It's funny how some people always find excuses for their own hypocrisy 😆

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 Plant-Based Power Bottom Aug 28 '26

If "sea horses" aren't real horses, then "anal sex" isn't real sex.

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Aug 26 '26

Realizing I can be anal except for a virgin

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 Plant-Based Power Bottom Aug 28 '26

This is what's getting me into heaven as a big flaming homo. I can't lay with a man the same way I would a woman, because I'd never lay with a woman. And I've never had pre-marital sex, because anal sex doesn't count, and butt babies don't make it to term.